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2008-02-16 02:52:09 PM
www.uniphiz.com

"Avoid the clap" - Jimmy Dugan

THAT'S GOOD ADVICE!!!
 
2008-02-16 02:52:30 PM
FTFA: She appeared for a preliminary hearing before Judge Mark Wall, who had her case bound over to a Butler County grand jury.

My crusty, hung over eyes read that as "had her bend over to a . . . " Hells yeah!
 
2008-02-16 02:52:59 PM
Is it time for a beer yet? Nothing on but bowling.
 
2008-02-16 02:53:03 PM
worstofmyspace.com
 
2008-02-16 02:54:08 PM
biatch got more clap than an auditorium.

/Been waiting to use that for a while.
//got nuttin...
 
2008-02-16 02:54:21 PM
Def. would hit it.
 
2008-02-16 02:54:28 PM
So, let's see...

1) she was intoxicated and unable to make proper decisions...
2) she was coerced in to sex with minors while intoxicated
3) she was charged with CSC
4) boys were not charged with rape

If you ask me, the boys had it coming (no pun intended).

If only they woke up to find "Welcome to the world of AIDS" written on their bathroom mirrors....

I'm not saying that any guy who has sex with a drugged/high/drunk girl is evil, jebus knows we've all done it. I'm just saying that you have to be really stupid to do it in today's legal climate. Given the stupidity necessary, it serves them right. If an easily curable illness is the worst they get, they can consider this a very gentle lesson indeed.
 
2008-02-16 02:54:31 PM
luckybastard: Excepting the VD...

That dude was the epitome of awesome.
 
2008-02-16 02:55:00 PM
She's gonna fry.
 
2008-02-16 02:55:19 PM
Meg White is way better looking.
Okay, I'll shaddup now...
 
2008-02-16 02:55:44 PM
Teachers are underpaid relative to other jobs that require the same qualifications
 
2008-02-16 02:56:49 PM
cambie: Why is "Sorry, I was high on crack" an excuse to anyone?

"I was on____", and/or "I was drunk" are womens favorite excuses for less that classy behavior they fully intended on doing straight and/or sober, but would be ashamed of being caught doing straight and/or sober.

Hers my question...why are these adult ladies going for these 13-15 year old boys? I dont recall being the model of skill or stamina when I was that age. I mean, do they like bad sex? WTF.
 
2008-02-16 02:56:53 PM
cretinbob: The least you could do would be to give us a chance to put on our goggles first.
 
2008-02-16 02:58:37 PM
Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug!

/Bob Roberts 2008.
 
2008-02-16 02:59:38 PM
 
2008-02-16 02:59:50 PM
typhoid mary
chlamydia tabitha

NEW MEME!
 
2008-02-16 03:00:30 PM
Hahahahaha
Oh man, +1 my hometown.
farking rednecks.
 
2008-02-16 03:00:56 PM
img88.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-16 03:01:08 PM
Zarkin Frood: Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.

For her to have sex with a 13 year old boy is NOT pedophilia.

Don't soil the thread with your jealousy.

Also, gimme 2 rubbers and I'd tap that ass.
 
2008-02-16 03:02:32 PM
Cardinal: So, let's be careful out there.

well played, sir

/that takes me back
 
2008-02-16 03:06:01 PM
Zarkin Frood: Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.

I'm sure he was haired over.

/obscure?
//only to me. I can't remember the name of the movie????
 
2008-02-16 03:06:19 PM
"Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia."
artfiles.art.com

"transmitting to teen chlamydia, you will, hmmmm?"
 
2008-02-16 03:07:39 PM
Isn't that the STD where they hit your penis with a rubber mallet to discharge the pus from your urethra? Whichever that one is, I do not want.
 
2008-02-16 03:07:43 PM
I wonder what happens if a 20 year old girl gets gang raped by some 13 year old boys? Will the 20 year old girl be charged with a crime?
 
2008-02-16 03:09:32 PM
barebacking a crack head with 2 other guys...
even a 13 yr old should know that's farking stupid
 
2008-02-16 03:10:15 PM
epoc_tnac: Zarkin Frood: Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.
For her to have sex with a 13 year old boy is NOT pedophilia.
Don't soil the thread with your jealousy.
Also, gimme 2 rubbers and I'd tap that ass.


Why the FARK would I be jealous? Of her? Of him?

And you're right, it's called "ephebophilia", but I figured not too many farkers would know that
so I didn't wanna cause any confusion, k?
 
2008-02-16 03:13:07 PM
www.photosagogo.com
 
2008-02-16 03:13:15 PM
Chlamydia is NOT a flower.
 
2008-02-16 03:13:26 PM
And it's more sensational to call it pedophilia, even when it's not.
/reporter in training!
 
2008-02-16 03:14:24 PM
This reminds me that I missed Degrassi last night.
 
2008-02-16 03:15:48 PM
Tabitha. That the perfect name for a dirty little whore.
 
2008-02-16 03:16:45 PM
Zed X: Tabitha. That the perfect name for a dirty little whore.

Err..."that's".
 
2008-02-16 03:16:53 PM
WillieStokes: Chlamydia is NOT a flower.

of course not, it's an island in the Pacific
 
2008-02-16 03:17:01 PM
FTA: Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia

Transmitting what to Teen Chlamydia? Government secrets?
 
2008-02-16 03:17:19 PM
GreenSun: I wonder what happens if a 20 year old girl gets gang raped by some 13 year old boys? Will the 20 year old girl be charged with a crime?

That's the best part of this story.
Were all those boys 18, they'd be charged with statutorily raping her because she was "under the influence" and unable to consent to the sex.

One law's victim is another law's kiddie diddling predator.
 
2008-02-16 03:17:30 PM
jjorsett: A disease-wracked crack slut. That girl's got high aspirations.

Or will take it in the pooper for more crack.

You gotta leave your options open man.
 
2008-02-16 03:19:21 PM
i hate jimmy page: urethra?
When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans
 
2008-02-16 03:22:15 PM
While hilarious, the clap comments are off-base.
Chlamydia is not "the clap".

/still might hit it, my insurance co-pay for antibiotics is only $5
 
2008-02-16 03:22:48 PM
they can consider this a very gentle lesson lesion indeed.

 
2008-02-16 03:23:25 PM
i hate jimmy page: Isn't that the STD where they hit your penis with a rubber mallet to discharge the pus from your urethra? Whichever that one is, I do not want.

I don't think so.
I had it once (goddamned cheating whore) and the worst I got was an itchy ass for a few days. Went away by itself. It's really not a big deal as long as you're not farking people while you have it and passing it on.
 
2008-02-16 03:26:48 PM
Ok...I've searched and searched, but can't find it.

Someone want to post the animated version of Kane clapping?

It was the first thing i thought of in this thread, and don't have it on this computer.
 
2008-02-16 03:28:25 PM
deevo: This reminds me that I missed Degrassi last night.

Oh... IT GOES THERE!
 
2008-02-16 03:32:09 PM
well, the chlamydia is bad, no doubt.

But damn, she's cute. If it weren't for the VD I'd be ALL over that.
 
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2008-02-16 03:35:26 PM
Hit 'em while you got 'em because she'll be ready for the scrap heap in 5 or so years. I still can't believe she's just 20.
 
2008-02-16 03:38:31 PM
Thats a burn.
 
2008-02-16 03:40:01 PM
The French have a saying, "If you don't have herpes yet, your not getting laid enough"
 
2008-02-16 03:40:08 PM
Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?
Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.
 
2008-02-16 03:43:04 PM
Clam Lydia?
 
2008-02-16 03:43:06 PM
Hot damn.

I'd so totally hit that.
 
2008-02-16 03:46:54 PM
img172.imageshack.us

Goes to show, you can never tell who has the demon-puss.
 
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