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(Some Guy)   Today's hot 20-year-old female charged with boinking a 13-year-old brought to you by Middletown, OH. With hittable pi... OWWWW, it burns when I pee   (fairfield-echo.com) divider line 260
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2008-02-16 12:36:16 PM  
double +1.
 
2008-02-16 12:36:40 PM  
Would hit

/with antibiotics
//and crack
///definitely when I was 13
///Goooooooooo, slashies!
 
2008-02-16 12:44:06 PM  
"Hope you don't get gonollea!"
 
2008-02-16 12:45:35 PM  
Kid's gonna be so gun shy he probably won't be able to fark again until he's 40.
 
2008-02-16 12:48:23 PM  
megain.smugmug.com
 
2008-02-16 12:51:19 PM  
Why is "Sorry, I was high on crack" an excuse to anyone?
 
2008-02-16 12:53:17 PM  
cambie: Why is "Sorry, I was high on crack" an excuse to anyone?

Maybe it isn't an excuse, merely an explanation.
 
2008-02-16 12:59:57 PM  
cambie: Why is "Sorry, I was high on crack" an excuse to anyone?


Because when she's straight, she restricts her gang bangs to boys who've mostly achieved their majority.

A girl's gotta have standards, after all -- lest people might mis-apprehend that she's a microbe-riddled slut.
 
2008-02-16 01:04:45 PM  
A dose of the clap should be enough for the little tyke, as for her, who the hell would want to boink that now? Picture on the front page with the word CLAP underneath it should.....aww hell with it.

I'd hit it.
 
2008-02-16 01:25:31 PM  
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
 
2008-02-16 01:26:01 PM  
A word about chlamydia, kids -- it's very often asymptomatic. From your friend wikipedia:

Chlamydia is an asymptomatic disease for about 50-70% of the female population. Of those who have an asymptomatic infection that is not detected by their doctor, approximately half will develop pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), a generic term for infection of the uterus, fallopian tubes, and/or ovaries. PID can cause scarring inside the reproductive organs, which can later cause serious complications, including chronic pelvic pain, difficulty becoming pregnant, ectopic (tubal) pregnancy, and other dangerous complications of pregnancy. Chlamydia causes 250,000 to 500,000 cases of PID every year in the U.S. Women infected with chlamydia are up to five times more likely to become infected with HIV, if exposed.[5]

....

In men, chlamydia shows symptoms in about 50% of cases. Symptoms that may occur include: a painful or burning sensation when urinating, an unusual discharge from the penis, swollen or tender testicles, or fever. Discharge, or the purulent exudate, is generally less viscous and lighter in color than for gonorrhea. If left untreated, it is possible for Chlamydia in men to spread to the testicles causing epididymitis, which in rare cases can cause sterility if not treated within 6 to 8 weeks. Chlamydia causes more than 250,000 cases of epididymitis in the USA each year.

In other news, The Purulent Exudate would be a good name for a band.
 
2008-02-16 01:28:16 PM  
From what I'm reading, Herpes is MUCH more prevalent than anything curable by a shot. Just sayin'
 
2008-02-16 01:35:44 PM  
freemasonry.bcy.ca So, let's be careful out there.
 
2008-02-16 01:40:58 PM  
Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia.

Yes please for reporter to be giving the most of details for me.
 
2008-02-16 01:48:43 PM  
Kinda sad to think of what she'll look like a year or two from now.
 
2008-02-16 02:22:27 PM  
"Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia."

Editor to great job!
 
2008-02-16 02:31:16 PM  
Weird.. I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.
 
2008-02-16 02:32:41 PM  
Hahahahahaha... look under the photograph:

Click to englarge
 
2008-02-16 02:33:29 PM  
Good thing Johnny Law doesn't mind women sexually abusing children or she might be in some hot water.
 
2008-02-16 02:33:32 PM  
Man, this has to be so embarrassing.
 
2008-02-16 02:33:34 PM  
A disease-wracked crack slut. That girl's got high aspirations.
 
2008-02-16 02:33:44 PM  
i220.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 02:34:18 PM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


+1
I love Zappa

/would hit it mightily (with a condom)
 
Pav
2008-02-16 02:34:26 PM  
I would hit that for sure.


There is no STD's in my dreams.
 
2008-02-16 02:34:30 PM  
♫Chlamydiaaaaaaaaaaa, I wish I could get riddyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa♫
 
2008-02-16 02:34:45 PM  
Yes please for reporter to be giving the most of details for me.

Hahaaa.
Was gonna go there, but I yield the floor.
 
2008-02-16 02:35:43 PM  
pretty hot for a crack whore.

/face it they paid $3 or whatever for her next hit and she was up for it.
 
2008-02-16 02:36:46 PM  
The headline is like a TracFone CSR.
 
2008-02-16 02:37:34 PM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 02:37:56 PM  
Uncle Karl: pretty hot for a crack whore.

/face it they paid $3 or whatever for her next hit and she was up for it.


Give it time Karl. In another 5 years she'll have the face she deserves
 
2008-02-16 02:38:02 PM  
I'd take a round of antibiotics for that
 
2008-02-16 02:38:29 PM  
McG: Kinda sad to think of what she'll look like a year or two from now.

Dead on a slab. I guess she decided to get as much out of what will be a pathetically short lifespan as possible.
 
2008-02-16 02:39:13 PM  
okami36: +1

VD is nothing to clap about.
 
2008-02-16 02:41:47 PM  
Middletown woman accused of transmitting to teen chlamydia.

So Yoda became a reporter?

/Confused, the grammatical structure is
 
2008-02-16 02:42:34 PM  
Zarkin Frood: I didn't know there were drugs you could take to turn you into a pedophile.

Boinking a 13 year old would not qualify her as one of those.
 
2008-02-16 02:43:15 PM  
She looks like one of those emo chick I see at the mall sometimes. I'd hit it with a rubber.
 
2008-02-16 02:43:32 PM  
Excepting the VD...

i129.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-16 02:44:43 PM  
But she's probably his half-sister, so it's okay.
 
2008-02-16 02:44:44 PM  
Chlamidia is weak-sauce.

I'd hit it like a caveman.

/a double-bagged caveman
//with post-coital SOS pad + javex
 
2008-02-16 02:45:50 PM  
Uncle Karl: pretty hot for a crack whore.

/face it they paid $3 or whatever for her next hit and she was up for it.


She's too fat to be a crack whore. A crack whore apprentice maybe.....
 
2008-02-16 02:45:59 PM  
I'd hit her with a baseball bat....yuck
 
2008-02-16 02:46:35 PM  
Ass to ass!
 
2008-02-16 02:46:52 PM  
img227.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-16 02:48:04 PM  
Sounds like Tuesday in Middletown

\and Wednesday
\\and a few other days ending in y.
 
2008-02-16 02:48:25 PM  
ark2612: I'd hit her with a baseball bat....yuck

Knees to sharp for you?
 
2008-02-16 02:48:47 PM  
img150.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-16 02:49:47 PM  
Crack induced gang-bang with minors.... stay classy.
 
2008-02-16 02:50:43 PM  
So sad...
 
2008-02-16 02:50:50 PM  
oxxymoron: Kid's gonna be so gun shy he probably won't be able to fark again until he's 40.

My ex bf got the old clap his first time. He was 13 and yes there were two cousins there that also tapped it. She was 19. He just seemed pissed off that he didn't get any for about two years after that. Then he caught the ghey at about 21. But that's another story.
 
2008-02-16 02:51:37 PM  
I'd hit it.With bread mold.
 
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