"Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!"

I hope his breed of dog isn't delicious.

So much fail.

1) Subscriber link.

2) Her

3) $150,000

here

Elvis Christ: I hope his breed of dog isn't delicious.

"And that is how I made my first million dollars!"

/obvious?

Squawk! Polly shouldn't be! Squaaawk!

The asshattery of this, I cannot believe.

dramaticpause: Squawk! Polly shouldn't be! Squaaawk!

Curse your eyes, I clicked on this thread solely to type that.

"The Sixth Day" reference? Oh, yep.. there it is.

Fark never disappoints.

leperboy69: here

FTL: A SOUTH Korean firm is hoping to clone the dead pitbull of an American woman who credits the late dog with saving her life.


Wow... that would be messed up if the pitbull clone grew up and attacked someone...

/Just saying

No this is got to be a Pet Semetary reference, get with the program.

Think about Churchill the cat. Think about undead Gage underneath the bed slicing at Fred Gwynne's achilles tendon.

It would be so tempting to just pocket the $50,000 and give him a dog that looks the same.

I wonder if they get to eat their mistakes, like when you learn to bake cookies.

/approves
//For those that can't recognize it, it's the dog from The Fly. He wants a clone, too!

"Oh hai there. We see you need a new pet. Have you thought about-- you what? Oh."

I thought it said he paid for them to clone his "hog".

/like the imagined version better

HumbleGenius: It would be so tempting to just pocket the $50,000 and give him a dog that looks the same.

Oh, that is so perfect! Have you called the cloner and given them the idea?

?

Subby:

+1 for headline

-3 for registration

-2 TOTAL

I'm shy TWO good headlines there, subby.

subby is an idiot

First...registration....fark no.

Second... it is a WOMAN not a man.

Third.... completely missed out on the joke of the dog's name, which is Booger.

I won't say my submission was better (it was), but at least it was the asshat submission this was.

Fluff Girl: I wonder if they get to eat their mistakes, like when you learn to bake cookies cook babies.

Was not, dammit.

/asshat me

berylman: No this is got to be a Pet Semetary reference, get with the program.

Think about Churchill the cat. Think about undead Gage underneath the bed slicing at Fred Gwynne's achilles tendon.

Did you have to go there? I mean really - did you have to?

/ouch

HumbleGenius
It would be so tempting to just pocket the $50,000 and give him a dog that looks the same.

Side note: Even if they cloned it, a patterned dog wouldn't look the same, it would be impossible for it to have the same pattern since color expression in each individual hair follicle isn't tightly controlled like you're thinking it is.

TxRabbit: subby is an idiot

First...registration....fark no.

Second... it is a WOMAN not a man.

Third.... completely missed out on the joke of the dog's name, which is Booger.

I won't say my submission was better (it was), but at least it was the asshat submission this was.

Geenlights are done by Drew when he's drunk and doesn't know any better, forgive him.

/there were like a dozen submissions that were better than this POS.

Under the arc of a weather stain boards
Ancient goblins, and warlords,
Come out the ground, not making a sound,
The smell of death is all around,
And the night when the cold wind blows
No one cares, nobody knows.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again.

Follow victor to the sacred place
This aint a dream, I cant escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones,
Spirits moaning among the tombstones,
And the night, when the moon is bright,
Someone cries, something aint right.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again.

The moon is full, the air is still,
All of the sudden I feel a chain,
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away,
Skeletons dance, I curse this day,
And the night when the wolves cry out,
Listen close and you can hear me shout.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, no
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, oh
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, no, no
I dont want to live my life again, oh, oh

/obligatory

Pocket_Rocket: Fluff Girl: I wonder if they get to eat their mistakes, like when you learn to bake cookies cook babies.

You don't cook babies, you Philistine.

Baby sashimi, that's where it's at. But it's gotta be fresh.

foxbrook78:
Side note: Even if they cloned it, a patterned dog wouldn't look the same, it would be impossible for it to have the same pattern since color expression in each individual hair follicle isn't tightly controlled like you're thinking it is.

If it doesn't have to look exactly the same, even better.

I don't suppose it's occurred to the woman that it won't be the same dog. It'll serve her right when the dog turns out to have a completely different personality.

Rootus: I don't suppose it's occurred to the woman that it won't be the same dog. It'll serve her right when the dog turns out to have a completely different personality and bites her ugly face clean off.

/is more like it

That must be one damned GOOD dog!

Oh God. It's only a matter of time for the parents little snowflake to be cloned thousands of times.

Select a Booger 2.

Registration?!? No fair!

I cloned my dog myself on equipment paid for with taxes, and it's getting a kick for each of your replies.

worlddan: Greenlights are done by Drew when he's drunk and doesn't know any better, forgive him.

/there were like a dozen submissions that were better than this POS.

He's not as drunk as some thinkle peep he is.


BOOGER!

I don't recommend it. You'll end up with a couple of stumps and a soulless homunculi dog. Then again, homunculi ARE pretty cool.

The only thing wrong with the movie Pet Semetary was its total lack of national park interpretive center.

When I read about this earlier: it was $150 000 to clone the dog and the 'he' was a 'she'.

Linkee thingee to story (pops)

I'd prefer to have my dog's brain transplanted into the body of a young, otherwise healthy dog.

Then he wouldn't shiat in the house again.