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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Naked man smashes through window at Mormon temple   ( divider line
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2001-08-05 05:23:57 AM  
octordoctagon is gonna be happy.
2001-08-05 05:41:34 AM  
at the main visitor's center on the LDS temple grounds in St. George.
maybe he has dyslexia and he thought trere was gonna be a rave......
2001-08-05 05:42:29 AM  
oops THERES ....
must sleep.....
2001-08-05 07:26:37 AM  
That guy really needed him some Jeebus-loving.
2001-08-05 10:42:56 AM  
Maybe this is a direct result of 25 consecutive visits to the guy's home from Mormon missionaries. I think maybe the dude took the admonition to "come to Jesus" a little too far.
2001-08-05 12:52:31 PM  
Maybe he's a Jehovah's Witness who's pissed off at the Mormons for soliciting his prospects.
2001-08-05 02:19:25 PM  
Maybe Jesus has returned?
2001-08-05 03:10:02 PM  
Thank You Jesus!!! All the temples are belonging to me.

Meat Yeah, you'd think I'd be happy, and I am, but Damn that taser hurt!
2001-08-05 03:11:16 PM  
Oops! Had to re-sign in (work computer)!

MEat see above.

Drew More stories like this please.
2001-08-05 04:02:00 PM  
Where are the little girls? I want to marry some little girls.
2001-08-05 04:20:32 PM  
wait. i don't get it... octerdoctopus=aggrop?
2001-08-05 04:21:40 PM  
oh, wait. right. doctopus not =doctogon. got it.
2001-08-05 04:22:55 PM  
wait... no.. i'm on crack. i have no idea what is going on.
2001-08-05 04:24:29 PM  
Hey, sometimes you just really need to "hug the Jesus".
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-05 04:37:16 PM  
maybe IM bislexic. i read LSD building and was like, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
2001-08-05 04:37:59 PM  
Kat's bi?
2001-08-05 04:49:43 PM  
"Hug the Jesus?"

Please Explain.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-05 08:44:38 PM  
although thats a strange way to come about it, yeah
2001-08-05 09:04:28 PM  
OcterDoctopus: "Hugging the Jesus" can't be explained - only experienced through faith (and a large statue of our savior).
2001-08-05 09:09:06 PM  
Kat: You haven't been watching that blasted squirrel video now have you? ;0)
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-05 09:24:35 PM  
squirrel video??
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-05 09:33:22 PM  
OH the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee video! gonads and strife, gonads and strife...
2001-08-06 12:04:09 AM  
Kat: i read LSD building and was like, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

LSD? You do LSD? Jeez!! :-P
2001-08-06 12:05:24 AM  
Although whoever made that squirrel thing must have been so far on LSD that he's lost to us.
2001-08-06 01:02:33 AM  
Kat, the mere fact that you enjoyed that weeeeeee video scares me. I nearly put my head through the wall after watching that.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-06 03:41:08 PM  
i dont do drugs, i just though it was funny that it was the LSD building.

you just have to get into the weeeeeeee video.
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