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(NYPost)   Late night fire alarm finds Chelsea Clinton standing outside her boyfriend's Oxford dorm wearing men's pajamas   ( divider line
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186 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2002 at 11:47 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-28 09:27:35 AM  
So what. She is in her 20's. Let her get some dick in peace.
2002-10-28 10:44:31 AM  
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2002-10-28 10:47:53 AM  
So? Why does this make news? I guess there are no other 20 year olds that have boyfriends and sleep at their place? It doesn't even mean that anything happened. She could have decided to stay over, and he loaned her a pair of his pj's to wear because she had nothing else. Next story please.
2002-10-28 11:52:17 AM  
For Clinton haters to make snide remarks, and for Bush haters to trot out the Blotto Twins and their Crackhead-Cousin.
2002-10-28 11:52:38 AM  
Insert Beavis voice

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...she got some...yeh, yeh...
2002-10-28 11:53:40 AM  
come on sos, its not news, its 'page six'! what do you expect.

obvious? obvious that she was shaggin', or that she was looking 'very agitated'?
2002-10-28 11:53:41 AM  
Well, at least she wasn't hiding crack in her sock.
2002-10-28 11:53:58 AM  
Where's the paparazzi when you need them?

She's so 9/10/01. NEXT!
2002-10-28 11:54:04 AM  
My god she's HOT!
2002-10-28 11:55:18 AM  
...and thats not a flattering photo. yikes.
2002-10-28 11:56:11 AM  
Someone fill me in, is the NYPOST the equivilant to The Sun?

"Chelsea Clinton gets some: the POST is there"
2002-10-28 11:56:35 AM  
That's a pretty good picture of her. I know the gal's a brain, but she got the worst parts of both her mother's and her father's looks. Arf!
2002-10-28 11:57:37 AM  
So what....I had to stand outside your mom's house when her meth lab exploded.

I cant believe this shiat gets read.
2002-10-28 11:58:46 AM  
So Chelsea Clinton is having sex before marriage? That's so liberal of her. Slut!

That's a pretty good picture of her. I know the gal's a brain, but she got the worst parts of both her mother's and her father's looks.
2002-10-28 11:58:57 AM  
... reports the London Mirror

Firstly, The Mirror is not a London newspaper, but they are based in London (I can see their offices from where I sit).

Secondly, The Mirror is like a down-rated The Sun without the boobies.
2002-10-28 11:59:05 AM  
He's tappin' that.
2002-10-28 11:59:11 AM  
I'm sure his friends are giving him hell about that one! LOL
2002-10-28 12:01:58 PM  
Secondly, The Mirror is like a down-rated The Sun without the boobies.
How is it even possible to be lower rated than the Sun?
2002-10-28 12:02:10 PM  
Jesus College dorm at Oxford

What? They have a college at Oxford dedicated to Jesus? Is that for the savior or the mexican gardener?
2002-10-28 12:03:19 PM  
Fascam Pretty much. The NYPOST is a trash daily newspaper. I would use it to wipe my ass, but my ass is too good for that.

LMAO at Gator8387
2002-10-28 12:04:00 PM  
Raise your hand if you didn't have (pre-marital) sex while in college. Anyone? Maybe 5% of you *didn't*? Okay, move along...
2002-10-28 12:04:29 PM  
If I had been interrupted by a fire alarm I would look agitated too. She's gettin' some even with that face. Good for her.
2002-10-28 12:08:14 PM  
College kids having sex! Stop the presses!

Big farking deal.
2002-10-28 12:10:56 PM  
So what? Her daddy isn't the moron trying to shove Abstinence "Education" down young peoples throats.
2002-10-28 12:10:56 PM  
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2002-10-28 12:11:15 PM  
I'd hit it.
2002-10-28 12:12:09 PM  
*bowing head in shame*

I'd hit it.
2002-10-28 12:14:51 PM  
Chelsea Clinton's face looks like a 5 year old's paint by numbers picture.

I have to agree with the users who stated "she's in her 20's who cares if she's shacked up with some guy?" <--- paraphrased
2002-10-28 12:16:32 PM  
Did anyone else notice that the boyfriend goes to "Jesus College"? I wonder if Jesus was available for comment...
2002-10-28 12:16:41 PM  
Good for her. She's more likely to get laid than the vast majority of FARK losers.
2002-10-28 12:18:20 PM  
OK, Gator, I did almost lose the sip of water I was drinking when I read your comment. Thanks!

Also, when I was in college (back in "the day") and a fire alarm sounded at night, there were almost as many girls as guys standing outside our men's dorm. This is nothing newsworthy. Except I don't remember any ex-president's daughters in our bunch.

Finally, cliche' time:

If they outlaw men's underwear, only outlaws will wear men's underwear. And the terrorists will surrender to France before they find a cure for cancer while in Russia kitten kills you for hitting it.

Let's see what the filters do to that mess...
2002-10-28 12:23:33 PM  
She's looking good these days. But I was really hoping for a picture of her in pajamas..

Sex in college? No, I went to UMR, where 80% of the students were male.
2002-10-28 12:27:28 PM  
After a six-pack of beer....even then I would not hit it.
2002-10-28 12:27:28 PM  
someone most likely pulled the alarm knowing that she was in the building
2002-10-28 12:27:52 PM  
To all the Chelsea/Bush twin bashers out there, I ask: did you enjoy your college years at Bob Jones University?
2002-10-28 12:30:25 PM  
I always thought it was spelled "pyjamas."
2002-10-28 12:38:56 PM  
Even *I* got my fair share in college...and I'm STRYPERSWINE! This ain't news. Move along.
2002-10-28 12:46:43 PM  
What was she thinking?
2002-10-28 12:49:37 PM  
It is so humorous to see all the comments from people here about how unhittable she is.

When the very last pages of your porn rags are stuck together, your parents finally kick you out at thirty-something, and you're forced to actually get a living breathing girlfriend, you'll look back, and see what a moron you sound like.
2002-10-28 12:54:26 PM  
I'm glad she's getting to have a somewhat normal life and bumpin uglies while at school

Hogans - the real Joker look-alike is Laura Bush. Maybe somebody with better skills could post a picture of that - not trying to knock the 1st lady but the resemblance is overwhelming
2002-10-28 12:57:39 PM  
I'd hit it, but I sure as hell wouldn't tell any of you afterwards.
2002-10-28 01:02:49 PM  
hey hey... beauty is only a light switch away !

I wonder if her boyfriend will now come up "missing".

Add him to the list of Clinton's Death Toll.
2002-10-28 01:07:29 PM  
I'd marry it just so her pops could throw me the end all be all of bachelor parties.
2002-10-28 01:15:33 PM  
shiat. Everyone looks crappy when they are photographed candidly. If you don't believe me, go pick up an Enquirer. Shocker! Without preplanned emotions, makeup, fashion, planned lighting and airbrushing, even Playboy models look normal to ugly.

The problem with this photograph is that the flash bleaches out her skin.
2002-10-28 01:22:02 PM  
10-28-02 01:13:47 PM The King of Toast

What indiscretion(s)?
2002-10-28 01:22:05 PM  
RandyJohnson did write:
So what. She is in her 20's. Let her get some dick in peace.

Amen. Let's just rejoice that someone is getting some. She has never been or wanted to be a public figure.

You go, girl.
2002-10-28 01:25:33 PM  
Two comments.

The first is that this is not news.
The second is that no one has noticed how much she looks like her mother.
2002-10-28 01:36:43 PM  
A college girl is having sex with her boyfriend?

Stop the farking presses! That's important stuff to know!
2002-10-28 01:41:22 PM  
... uhh...

Welcome to the 90's, when we might have cared!
2002-10-28 01:43:23 PM  
I most certainly did not have sex in college.

Then again, I am uglier than homemade mud.

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