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(MyFoxPhilly)   Want to make a news anchor uncomfortable? Just mention how an oyster looks like lady parts on live TV   (myfoxphilly.com) divider line 21
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2008-02-12 12:09:16 PM  
For a bonus she says that avocados represent testicles ...

/Never eating guacamole again
 
2008-02-12 12:15:43 PM  
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2008-02-12 12:26:15 PM  
This looked like any other boring cooking segment on my local fox news. Why did this deserve my attention? He was hardly even choked up. I was expecting him to start giggling like a school girl at the mention of female genitalia.
 
2008-02-12 12:27:53 PM  
It's the Year of the Potato!
 
2008-02-12 12:32:39 PM  
Ah! Durian fruit! Keep away!

By all accounts, that stuff smells like sweaty feet smothered in Limburger cheese, and is actually banned in some hotels in Asia.
 
2008-02-12 12:50:33 PM  
My Schwetty balls are an aphrodisiac.
 
2008-02-12 12:51:54 PM  
Ah! Durian fruit! Keep away!

By all accounts, that stuff smells like sweaty feet smothered in Limburger cheese, and is actually banned in some hotels in Asia.



Rotten garbage. Hotels, public transportation, public buildings, ect. Lived in Singapore for a few months. I was given a "smelless" durian last year by a friend after we argued about durians. Smelless, my ass. I opened it up and the rich smell of rotten garbage made a few of us retch. I forced myself to taste the meat, just to say I have.

Not good. Not good at all.
 
2008-02-12 01:39:01 PM  
I once told a lover her vagina looked like a Bernini masterpiece chiseled from pink marble. She didn't understand until I explained he was very good at sculpting loose flowing fabric. She grounded me for a month.
 
2008-02-12 01:46:48 PM  
Say nutsack to (wo)Mancow.
 
2008-02-12 02:40:34 PM  
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2008-02-12 03:44:14 PM  
i ate the first raw oysters of my life last night. after the first one, i couldn't stop thinking about my girlfriend (sight slightly and texture, not smell).
 
2008-02-12 03:52:39 PM  
my wife is eating Durian right now :O she just made me take a big bite, od that shiat stinks
 
2008-02-12 04:51:04 PM  
Oysters? Mussels more so.
 
2008-02-12 05:01:33 PM  
SherKhan
I once told a lover her vagina looked like a Bernini masterpiece chiseled from pink marble. She didn't understand until I explained he was very good at sculpting loose flowing fabric. She grounded me for a month.

LOLOLOL
That could just well be the funiest thing I have read on Fark!!
 
2008-02-12 05:19:27 PM  
Everytime you say "avacado" you're saying "testicle"

*snicker* - I'm going to call my boss an avacado tomorrow
 
2008-02-12 05:27:54 PM  
Those type of segments always feel so rushed. I hate it when theyre like, "quickly sum it up" or "we're running short on time"
 
2008-02-12 08:36:26 PM  
DemoKnite: Those type of segments always feel so rushed. I hate it when theyre like, "quickly sum it up" or "we're running short on time"

He said that cuz he had to go hang out in his bunk.

/eating raw oysters
//drinking my 2nd 40oz
///I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-02-12 11:55:44 PM  
Why are strange characters from middle-earth so sexually free in the human world?
 
2008-02-13 08:11:21 AM  
Subby fails. Was waiting for akwardness from news anchor. Never happens.
 
2008-02-13 02:42:10 PM  
I think subby was the only person who felt uncomfortable. poor basement dwellers must not get out much.
 
2008-02-15 03:16:16 AM  
SherKhan: I once told a lover her vagina looked like a Bernini masterpiece chiseled from pink marble. She didn't understand until I explained he was very good at sculpting loose flowing fabric. She grounded me for a month.

I've got to write this down in my notebook of epic things to not say to women I'm sleeping with. But seriously, that comment is full of win.
 
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