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(Shacknews) Boobies Uber-high resolution pics of Angelina Jolie from Tomb Raider (Worksafe)   ( divider line
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10289 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2001 at 1:30 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-04 01:38:06 PM  
Ahhh, just like the game... But I never played the game. Ahh movie wasnt so great.... but the pictures are.. haha

2001-08-04 01:42:05 PM  
OMG she has peach fuzz! Too close! Too close! Noooo! First comet cursor than this! AGGGGGH!
2001-08-04 01:42:31 PM  
2001-08-04 02:02:03 PM  
look at them veins!
2001-08-04 02:08:15 PM  
Where's her tattoos?
2001-08-04 02:09:29 PM  
StickNinja: lol, they ALL have peach fuzz. And if they don't....well, I think someone who shaves their arms is kinda weird...
2001-08-04 02:22:07 PM  
Theres nothing like a woman with a gun... ;)
2001-08-04 02:31:12 PM  
Safe :( and clothed no doubt:( :( :(

Anna K. in Aug. FHM!!
2001-08-04 02:34:40 PM  
She has more than peach fuzz. She's got some thick ass hair on here arms. She needs to comb that shiat.
2001-08-04 02:39:24 PM  
Hmm, that's weird... I almost got an erection from looking at an extreme close-up of her... face. This must mean that I have a pore fetish.
2001-08-04 02:41:05 PM  
That crap was weak, want to see her naked go see Original Sin, it's one of the worst movies I have ever seen, but she is naked in it a lot and that is a +.
2001-08-04 02:57:22 PM  
WildView: So, we should probably wait for the Original Sin DVD then? (Freeze-frame! Freeze-frame!)
2001-08-04 03:00:52 PM  
It looks like she's been using good old fashioned man-chowder for hair gell judging by the rigidity of her bangs.
2001-08-04 03:08:36 PM  
Man... Am I the only guy who thinks Angelina Jolie is hideous looking? Ugh, she makes me feel dirty, and not like the good perverted kind of dirty, the "I'm covered in blood and vomit" kind of dirty.
2001-08-04 03:18:57 PM  
woooooooooooooooow! those are beautimus!
2001-08-04 03:19:12 PM  
Well look on the bright side... this link comes with a free authenticated session ID! (or whatever)
2001-08-04 03:34:58 PM  
So close I can count the nostril hairs! Now that's intimacy!
2001-08-04 03:43:20 PM  
She needs to pluck her eyebrows rather desperately.
2001-08-04 03:46:36 PM  
I love the complaints here: all of us would look like snot-encrusted maggots at that resolution. It's amazing how good she looks even that close.
2001-08-04 03:55:05 PM  
Wow, is this guy's site going to be so farked. "Farkers have clicked on the above link 989 times" and the smallest file was 600K...
2001-08-04 03:55:42 PM  
Make that 1006 -- in the time it took me to type that comment.
2001-08-04 04:10:30 PM  
hmm... did anyone else go further into the site and look at the katie holmes links?
that is, if you're into that kind of stuff!
2001-08-04 04:21:02 PM  
you critics are all a bunch of hypocrites. your all going to go to the washroom later thinking about her and........
2001-08-04 04:26:51 PM  
Does it talk, too? Just take off yer damned top.
2001-08-04 04:32:38 PM  
"Worksafe"-----but my company still blocks the URL....
2001-08-04 04:48:31 PM  
way to abuse the dhtml, its a wonder every site doesnt have information following my cursor around constantly...
2001-08-04 04:59:11 PM  
I hate it when people use "uber." It was a cool thing to say last year, before everyone who thought they were a hacker or something was saying it. You are not elite because you say "uber"! You are probably still wearing wallet-chains and extra-large pants too, right?
2001-08-04 04:59:30 PM  
Hair on the arms? Peach fuzz? Sheesh. Who gives a fark. I've seen worse... much worse. Just look closely at your own girlfriend sometime and see... oh... wait... you don't have one. Sorry.
2001-08-04 05:02:20 PM  
is it just me or is she not THAT hot?
2001-08-04 05:03:02 PM  
Soylent, people have been using "uber" as a tongue-in-cheek superlative for DECADES.
2001-08-04 05:11:47 PM  
Her eye takes up my whole screen on some of these pics
2001-08-04 05:30:54 PM  
Stare into the eye.... stare into the eye....

"Tomb Raider was great... much better than Cats... I'm going to see it again and again..."
2001-08-04 05:42:01 PM  
Zylon - yeah, approximately 6.2

oops... did I just Godwinise the thread?
2001-08-04 05:45:17 PM  
Zylon, Soylent was actually part of the original committee of people who coin "cool" words. It's SO a month ago.

*flips hair annoyedly*
2001-08-04 06:00:23 PM  
I can't believe people are bagging on Angelina for having peachfuzz. If she's "not all that hot" then we must have some pretty unbelievable standards that we're comparing her to. Really.
2001-08-04 06:04:15 PM  
The only thing that kinda bugs me is the veins popping out of her forearms. But I guess you could get rid of those easily enough - take her to Burger King for a couple months and fatten her up just a tad.
2001-08-04 06:12:16 PM  
That's so, like, yesterday, guys!
2001-08-04 06:13:08 PM  
Actually, I think my earlier description only fit Flux. Sorry if I offended anyone else here.
2001-08-04 06:16:02 PM  
its not just the peach fuzz, overall she's quite hairy. Why would anyone want to see her up close anyways?
2001-08-04 06:19:59 PM  
I have gone to counceling for this "incident" and I assure you guys I am fine. However, I still have nightmares of those pictures dancing around in my dreams with Froggy in the background saying "I've seen worse." over and over again. Make him stop!
2001-08-04 06:20:43 PM  
AGGGH! I clicked on the link again! I'm having a relapse!
2001-08-04 06:27:16 PM  
Now THIS, is why I bought a computer!!
2001-08-04 06:35:50 PM  
Bigpeeler - heh. I agree. But I use my work one, so yah!
2001-08-04 07:05:33 PM  
these have made my day. Closer closer closer! Maybe I can print out posters of these. Tape tape tape.
2001-08-04 07:47:24 PM  
Try this test .....
2001-08-04 08:07:24 PM  
Comparing Flux to Lara.... not bad lol hahahahahahaha...

Yea after I looked closer I thought... what in the hell were they looking that close for? Hoping to see the outline right? Ahh lol.... why zoom in

2001-08-04 08:33:08 PM  
Nice deodorant crusties, Angie.
2001-08-04 08:44:56 PM  
Bunnicula, i loved that book. Thank you for bringing back a piece of my childhood long buried beneath piles of emotional rubble.
2001-08-04 08:53:00 PM  
No celeberty should ever let us get that close a look without photoshopping themselves first. Can I say, cool, yet creepy!
2001-08-04 08:56:26 PM  
barfly, yet again I have to thank you for the link.

I think she is farking hot. The puffy lips, big boobies, dark hair, and sexy legs are a real turn on.

Bridget: You live in Columbus and complain about crusties? You must be one of the rich that makes more than the average of 12G a year in your town.
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