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		Well-heeled woman caught with $500,000 of cocaine in her shoes (news.com.au)		35
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RodneyToady		2008-02-12 12:49:28 AM

Spring-heeled Jim has so many women his head should be spinning.

/ah, but no

Firetini		2008-02-12 12:53:19 AM

Officers became suspicious of the slip-on shoes after searching the woman's baggage and drilled into one of them, revealing cocaine.

I'd hate to hear what they did to her panties..

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2008-02-12 12:55:00 AM

That stuff is crap. It's just been stepped on too many times.

/try the veal, tip your waitress, drive safe, you're beautiful

Tr0mBoNe		2008-02-12 01:09:19 AM

I was hoping she was wearing 12" Moon Shoes with big white bags taped inside.

/photoshop, please.

BuckTurgidson		2008-02-12 01:31:36 AM

Typical drug-bust, prize-warfare arithmetic.

jackmalice		2008-02-12 01:38:33 AM

Smell my feet!

pnjunction		2008-02-12 03:05:27 AM

BuckTurgidson: Typical drug-bust, prize-warfare arithmetic.

No kidding, who the fark is paying $250+ per gram for coke/heroine? Do they assume it will be cut before sale or something?

pnjunction		2008-02-12 03:07:34 AM

Also, in other news, billions of dollars in other drugs got in or were produced and sold successfully. I guarantee not a single junkie (or casual user) with a decent hook-up went without.

AngledLuffa		2008-02-12 04:08:41 AM

The maximum penalty for the charge is 25 years in prison.

She faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted.

That's some fine editing there, Lou.

WFern		2008-02-12 04:09:51 AM

pnjunction: Also, in other news, billions of dollars in other drugs got in or were produced and sold successfully. I guarantee not a single junkie (or casual user) with a decent hook-up went without.

This.

I can only hope that "stupid" tag applies equally for the international war on drugs. What a monumental waste.

lucastim		2008-02-12 04:48:02 AM

People say she's crazy, she's got coke on the souls of her shoes.

Cyclonic Cooking Action		2008-02-12 04:50:39 AM

$500K worth huh? Riiiiight...

wire_con		2008-02-12 05:04:53 AM

$80 a gram x 1000 grams = $80,000
I dont know much about herion, but 850 grams = $420,000?

perhaps its a math joke... 420?

Betacamman		2008-02-12 05:07:39 AM

Tr0mBoNe: I was hoping she was wearing 12" Moon Shoes with big white bags taped inside.

I came here to say this. Drat.

rustylite		2008-02-12 05:19:39 AM

at the prices quoted to weight mentioned. It better be better than 100% pure.

Seasons I'v Withered		2008-02-12 06:07:47 AM

I wanna sniff your shoes girl!

/I'm kinky that way

CheeseEatingBulldog		2008-02-12 06:18:26 AM

No pics of high heeled women? For Shame!

/dissapointed

Control_this		2008-02-12 06:19:26 AM

I get a "does not compute" every time I try to make a business case for using mules.

From France? Wine bottles would have done the job just fine.

Ihaveanevilparrot		2008-02-12 06:21:41 AM

Those prices seem at least twice as high as they should be.

Not that I would know.

xgnu		2008-02-12 06:30:33 AM

well, that's one way to lose these walking blues.

Spass_Taschen		2008-02-12 06:45:50 AM

Dummy. She was supposed to have diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

CarrieWhite		2008-02-12 07:00:25 AM

When I'm travelling I like to make sure I'm prepared.

//Obligatory It's for personal use!

Andrew Wiggin		2008-02-12 07:05:03 AM

Tr0mBoNe: I was hoping she was wearing 12" Moon Shoes with big white bags taped inside.

/photoshop, please.

Threadjack

PSA: Getting drunk, doing a gravity bong, then playing with Moon Shoes on concrete is not the best idea in the world.

/12 stitches in my forehead

/end threadjack

benjamen13		2008-02-12 07:35:08 AM

yum

well heeled women

NSFW

benjamen13		2008-02-12 07:36:22 AM

http://www.well-heeled-women.com/

/sorry no coffee
// here is link
/// try not to make a mess

OriginalGamer		2008-02-12 08:20:43 AM

Prices are waaay off. I've heard around here an 8 ball goes for $100, and an ounce can be had for $550. At least, that's what the unsubstantiated rumors say.

sean_bateman		2008-02-12 08:29:41 AM

Is it all supposed to be right there in those three pairs of shoes? That seems like a small container for what amounts to 1.85 kilos of powder.

Young Jeezy quotes prices of a kilo of coke @ $17,500 here in Amerikuh.

/Meth is even cheaper! They should try some. Mmmm-Mmmm Good.

johnny_beans		2008-02-12 08:31:58 AM

wire_con: $80 a gram x 1000 grams = $80,000
I dont know much about herion, but 850 grams = $420,000?

perhaps its a math joke... 420?

$80 a gram i need to come there and become a rich rich bastard

shady_lady		2008-02-12 08:38:33 AM

pnjunctionNo kidding, who the fark is paying $250+ per gram for coke/heroine?

coke is $200-$300 per gram in Sydney if you're at the end of the supply chain.

/so I hear

maniacnf		2008-02-12 09:49:08 AM

The Economist is there

www.economist.com

torch		2008-02-12 10:15:13 AM

Now I guess we know what the border guards are paying for coke.

MemoryInMotion		2008-02-12 10:21:17 AM

Firetini: Officers became suspicious of the slip-on shoes after searching the woman's baggage and drilled into one of them, revealing cocaine.

I'd hate to hear what they did to her panties..

Shoes suspicious, the panties - not so much.