But but but skinterns!

Another ACLU lawyer will protect the securityman's civil right to watch attractive women

Well, at least not in the Dupont Circle district.

/ghey

I just hope those police officers working the cameras like older women with big butts.

MasterThief: I just hope those police officers working the cameras like older women with big butts.



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MasterThief: I just hope those police officers working the cameras like older women with big butts.

Me too, I like being photographed.

That certainly has happened here. The first persons arrested using our poice controlled intersectional cameras was a couple who left a downtown bar and went to their parked car for a BJ. The camera at the intersection recorded the whole thing and the cop knocked on their window after he had seen enough. Squad car pron. Classy.

TheKnownUniverse: Me too, I like being photographed.

No, even bigger. I'm talking "so big that you try to run around them on your way down to the Metro platform but you end up stuck in a line at the turnstiles while they use the handicapped accessible turnstile and they walk to the left on the escalator and you get stuck right behind them and you can't find any way around and they clog up the entire escalator and you not only miss your train and have to wait another five minutes for the next one, you get on the same car and see them take up an entire Metro seat between their gigantic asses and three canvas bags bursting at the seams" sized butts.

And did I mention the cankles and flop sweat?

/Mind bleach. I needs it.

Those cameras really aren't in prime locations for booty watching. Unless you like lots of bootay.

The cameras are sound activated. Most of them aren't on, so this is unlikely to happen.

Or at least... that's what they told us.

lunchinlewis: absoluteparanoia: The cameras are sound activated. Most of them aren't on, so this is unlikely to happen.

Or at least... that's what they told us.

Yeah, but the article is talking about how they have started watching them in real-time now.

Plus the *fwpfwpfwp* of hambeasts' thunder thighs slapping together as they monstered by would activate them anyway.

They're watching the wrong neighborhoods.

In before grammar nazis circlejerking around the word 'lawer'

Her animus is unremarkable.

Subby has obviously never been to Georgetown.

bravo, subby.

well played.


/seriously, watch c-span. Those chicks gave up trying long ago.

MasterThief: I just hope those police officers working the cameras like older women with big butts.

unclebobscircus: In before grammar nazis circlejerking around the word 'lawer'

I do believe that screw up would fall under the jurisdiction of the spelling nazis.

/but you were in before them as well
//it's aaaalll good

MasterThief: And did I mention the cankles and flop sweat?

Jon Snow: Plus the *fwpfwpfwp* of hambeasts' thunder thighs slapping together as they monstered by would activate them anyway

Why I wander by here on my lunchtime, I'll never know...

Ahh yes, the American Criminal Liberties Union.

We watch boobies no matter if we're on the job or not. No matter if we have optical advantages (zoom option) or not. We lub da boobies. So sue us. Better yet, take it up with our boss, God. Sue him, ya liberal assholes.

Sussman: Another ACLU lawyer will protect the securityman's civil right to watch attractive women

*laughs very loudly in a very quiet yet populated lab*

so funny yet true

T-Boy

That certainly has happened here. The first persons arrested using our poice controlled intersectional cameras was a couple who left a downtown bar and went to their parked car for a BJ. The camera at the intersection recorded the whole thing and the cop knocked on their window after he had seen enough. Squad car pron. Classy.

So... How fast was she going?

69?

/self-rimshot

AnthraxRipple: Subby has obviously never been to Georgetown.

Or the congressional office buildings. Wowza.

Arrgh!

I understand concern for abuse, but 2 things...

A. Pretty women commit crimes too.

2. What looks like idle curiosity to you could be, "Hmm, that doesn't look right...." to an officer.

/911 Mgr

Jon Snow: MasterThief: I just hope those police officers working the cameras like older women with big butts.



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Does that also mean that DC cops cannot lie?

Bark like a dog!

I will teach you the meaning of the word respect.

Steve_Rogers: A. Pretty women commit crimes too.

We're not talking about high school again, are we?

Subby has never been down here during intern season!!

I love summertime!!

Fibber McLiarson: I do believe that screw up would fall under the jurisdiction of the spelling nazis.

What are you, some kind of Nazi Nazi?

And what the fark is wrong with that?

Thisbymaster: And what the fark is wrong with that?

That some g-man might be masturbating to a close-up of Helen Thomas's camel toe. There's everything wrong with that.

I'll believe this is used fairly when they stick a public webcam in every monitoring room.

fark the ugly ones, apparently.

tuxq: Ahh yes, the American Criminal Liberties Union.

We watch boobies no matter if we're on the job or not. No matter if we have optical advantages (zoom option) or not. We lub da boobies. So sue us. Better yet, take it up with our boss, God. Sue him, ya liberal assholes.

Buh?

DC women are ugly. It seems to be a three-way tie between dried up political matrons, orange-glow 20-something bar skanks, and fat ghetto Shanequas.

discount sushi: Those cameras really aren't in prime locations for booty watching. Unless you like lots of bootay.

this, however I still would like to hand over a cockpunch subby. I don't think he/she hasn't walk around downtown in the spring/early summer.

/heeeeellllllllllloooooooo legs
//giggity

Submitter is retarded.

DC has a shiatload of teh hawt chicks.

26-39^ish year old professional hot wimmins FTW!!1!

Big Jimmy Oswald: So... How fast was she going? 69?
/self-rimshot

You shouldn't even try that unless you're really flexible.

Fail, subby. DC is a hot chick mecca.

40oz_A_Knight:
DC women are ugly. It seems to be a three-way tie between dried up political matrons, orange-glow 20-something bar skanks, and fat ghetto Shanequas.