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(CNN)   Man hides dead wife in drum for 23 years. Listen to your father, girls: never date a drummer   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 71
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2008-02-10 12:45:14 AM
I've heard of wife beaters before but this is ridiculous.
 
2008-02-10 12:45:57 AM
Wow, that's a funny headline.

+1

/here come the drummer jokes
 
2008-02-10 01:02:28 AM
Brettster808: /here come the drummer jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
(obligatory)
 
2008-02-10 01:11:00 AM
as a drummer i would never stash that ungrateful biatch in a drum. it would ruin the resonance.
 
2008-02-10 01:15:45 AM
Neil Peart would have hid her better.
 
2008-02-10 01:36:43 AM
just rtfa and if you cant trust your son in law to keep the location of mom's body a secret can you really trust him with your daughter?
 
2008-02-10 01:40:11 AM
Brettster808: /here come the drummer jokes

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.
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What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?

The pizza can feed a family of four.
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2008-02-10 01:40:23 AM
Yesdog: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

a bassist? :)
 
2008-02-10 02:09:12 AM
bodegas: Yesdog: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

a bassist? :)


ohhh, that was painful to laugh at.
 
2008-02-10 02:19:29 AM
Sounds like he likes his women like he likes his whiskey - aged in a barrel for 23 years.
 
2008-02-10 02:40:45 AM
MasterThief: Sounds like he likes his women like he likes his whiskey - aged in a barrel for 23 years.

pics.livejournal.com

Bravo sir. You win the thread.
 
2008-02-10 02:53:34 AM
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.
 
2008-02-10 02:54:19 AM
How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
 
2008-02-10 02:55:36 AM
What has three legs and an @sshole?

A drum stool.
 
2008-02-10 02:59:24 AM
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will mature and make money.
 
2008-02-10 08:44:41 AM
Damn, but it's cold in here.
 
2008-02-10 08:44:48 AM
What do you call a drummer that makes it big?

Night Shift Manager.
 
2008-02-10 08:46:16 AM
So...In 23 years he didn't have time to dig a hole to bury either the drum or remains?
 
2008-02-10 08:47:51 AM
Someone else submitted this with a slightly better better headline.

Why haven't they shot the drummer yet? They're still looking for the bass player.
 
2008-02-10 08:50:32 AM
There are other ways to get rid of an unwanted Boyle.
 
2008-02-10 08:51:15 AM
I always knew he looked creepy.
 
2008-02-10 08:51:31 AM
McKeesport Beer Baron: So...In 23 years he didn't have time to dig a hole to bury either the drum or remains?

a true drumass indeed
 
2008-02-10 08:53:05 AM
Oldiron_79: I always knew he looked creepy.

nevermind this post, there was a pic that the site didn't allow. they should really make it where you have the option of canceling post if the pic don't take. Trying to make a Spinal Tap drummer joke if the pic worked.
 
2008-02-10 08:53:19 AM
Fark drummers.

The prettiest girl I know said 'no' to me and went on to date one.
 
2008-02-10 08:53:58 AM
A son-in-law found the remains in the 170-liter (44-gallon) drum while tidying the yard in October 2006.

Just how messy was that backyard, anyway?
 
2008-02-10 08:55:27 AM
McKeesport Beer Baron: So...In 23 years he didn't have time to dig a hole to bury either the drum or remains?

Reads like he buried it, but when his son hit it with a shovel it's rusty edifice caved in, giving way to a macabre scene.
 
2008-02-10 08:56:44 AM
Wow! 23 years! That's the longest "Wipe Out" solo ever!
 
2008-02-10 09:02:27 AM
Lars The Canadian Viking: McKeesport Beer Baron: So...In 23 years he didn't have time to dig a hole to bury either the drum or remains?

Reads like he buried it, but when his son hit it with a shovel it's rusty edifice caved in, giving way to a macabre scene.

Something like this?
/Couldn't find a better version of the pic
i133.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-10 09:06:16 AM
Somewhere a Kick drum is getting a kick out of.......etc..
 
2008-02-10 09:06:30 AM
etab.ac-orleans-tours.fr

Best Drummer Evar!!!

/since Keith Moon died anyway
 
2008-02-10 09:08:17 AM
He should have consulted a Kennedy on disposal methods. Those Kennedys really know how to dispose of their women.
 
2008-02-10 09:09:59 AM
Migaloo: There are other ways to get rid of an unwanted Boyle.

I LOL'd
 
2008-02-10 09:11:55 AM
students.ithaca.edu

Nobody loves you when you're 23!
 
2008-02-10 09:12:43 AM
from the movies i can tell you, his excuse "Boyle told the court this week he found his 30-year-old wife dead in bed with two bullets in her head and one of his neckties around her throat." sounds dingo believable!!!!!!1!!!!
 
2008-02-10 09:14:03 AM
I married a drummer, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-02-10 09:27:48 AM
Brettster808: Neil Peart would have hid her better.

Yes, but he has Getty Lee backin him up.

/bassists do it deeper
//i know, cause i'm a bassist
///so is my boyfriend
////canadian men rock!!!1!!
 
2008-02-10 09:36:25 AM
did somebody just post the zombie from Return of the Living Dead? I hate you.

\ascared of zombies
\\that one most of all
 
2008-02-10 09:37:41 AM
I'd hit that.

img142.imageshack.us

/drummer for over 30 years
//can't hide anything in my drums--they're vistalites.
 
2008-02-10 09:38:22 AM
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.
 
2008-02-10 09:40:58 AM
Egalitarian: did somebody just post the zombie from Return of the Living Dead? I hate you.

\ascared of zombies
\\that one most of all


Sorry 'bout that.
/First thing to pop into my head when I read the headline.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2008-02-10 09:42:16 AM
What does Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?


They both suck without Cream.
 
2008-02-10 09:43:02 AM
How do you know the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
 
2008-02-10 10:02:12 AM
www.hardrockhaven.net

What has 9 arms and sucks??

/I keed, I keed
//apologies to any Def Leppard/Rick Allen fans out there :)
 
2008-02-10 10:13:42 AM
Kayefex: Brettster808: Neil Peart would have hid her better.

Yes, but he has Getty Lee backin him up.


I'm not sure what you're gedding at.
 
2008-02-10 10:13:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f4s427bx7c

She fell in love with a drummer
 
2008-02-10 10:25:08 AM
Oldiron_79: Oldiron_79: I always knew he looked creepy.

nevermind this post, there was a pic that the site didn't allow. they should really make it where you have the option of canceling post if the pic don't take. Trying to make a Spinal Tap drummer joke if the pic worked.


What, you mean like some kind of checkbox you could leave blank before clicking "add comment" that would let you see whether the post looks like you want it to or not?

\That would be awesome
\\You are a drummer aren't you? ;)
 
2008-02-10 10:27:59 AM
Brettster808:
/here come the drummer jokes


WHat's the difference between a drummer and a bassist?
About a quarter of a beat.

How do you know if a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
 
2008-02-10 10:53:54 AM
Why would he panic and hide his wife in a drum unless he had something to do with her death?
 
2008-02-10 11:08:12 AM
You would think that in 23 years, the guy would have found a free moment to ditch the drum somewhere off of his property. It's freaking Australia. The guy couldn't take a "camping trip" and bury the drum somewhere in the millions of square miles of nothingness on that continent?

Where is the "lazy" tag?
 
2008-02-10 11:17:15 AM
agreed shower...i just couldnt 'find the time' to go fishing with a shovel.
 
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