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(Trinidad Express)   Naked woman restrained by six people. "Her skin is really smooth," one commented   (trinidadexpress.com) divider line 74
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2008-02-09 03:26:29 PM
"Pick her up fast, is a human being,"
"Her skin real smooth,"
"The country not taking care of the vagrants."

Apparently Trinidad's translators were trained to speak them English good.
 
2008-02-09 03:28:53 PM
TTIUWOP
 
2008-02-09 03:58:40 PM
How drunk was that reporter when he wrote the article?
 
2008-02-09 04:14:55 PM
it puts the lotion on it's skin!
 
2008-02-09 04:15:52 PM
"High Street"

No farking shiat.
 
2008-02-09 04:16:17 PM
Damn, California is one screwed up place with even more scarier people.
 
2008-02-09 04:17:03 PM
Britney?
 
2008-02-09 04:17:20 PM
That's what I miss about going to strip bars and getting a nice lap dance. Smooth skin, so velvety.
 
2008-02-09 04:17:23 PM
Ya, but was she hot?

Or Not?
 
2008-02-09 04:17:28 PM
I saw a film like that once.
 
2008-02-09 04:18:32 PM
MorningBreath: How drunk was that reporter that was when he wrote the article?
 
2008-02-09 04:19:54 PM
"The country is not taking care of the vagrants mentally ill."
 
2008-02-09 04:21:04 PM
It put the lotion on its skin before they turned the hose on again.
 
2008-02-09 04:21:31 PM
no picture, is unhappy
 
2008-02-09 04:21:50 PM
MOM?
 
2008-02-09 04:22:28 PM
Smooth skin is nice.

Craziness is not.

She's got teh crazy.
 
2008-02-09 04:22:33 PM
wh0mprat: I saw a film like that once.

I was just gonna say this seems to happen at least once in any given anime.

/You're all a bunch of pervs
 
2008-02-09 04:25:16 PM
laist.com

totally
 
2008-02-09 04:25:52 PM
I actually work for Value Optical so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
vgt
2008-02-09 04:26:52 PM
Freezebyte: Damn, California is one screwed up place with even more scarier people.

Yup. So is Trinidad, from the sounds of it.
 
2008-02-09 04:27:07 PM
In college, I dated a girl from Trinidad. Her English was far better than the reporter's.



/yes, she had really smooth skin
//all over
 
2008-02-09 04:29:20 PM
libbyshome: "The country is not taking care of the vagrants mentally ill." mentally retarded

FTFY
 
2008-02-09 04:32:53 PM
Err, uhmm...
Where are the pics?
 
2008-02-09 04:37:32 PM
while two women were amazed at the texture of her skin. "Her skin real smooth," one commented.

HAHA!

No matter the circumstance, women are always comparing.
 
2008-02-09 04:38:52 PM
"As some people ran past, others seemed unaware of the crowd gathered on both sides of the road. A homeless man who was passing by looked at her and continued on his way."

Awesome reporting!
 
2008-02-09 04:39:50 PM
Barakku: wh0mprat: I saw a film like that once.

I was just gonna say this seems to happen at least once in any given anime.



Urusei Yatsura? Saint Tail?

/have a soft spot for the sweet ones.
 
2008-02-09 04:41:05 PM
Someone tried to cover the woman's naked body with a shirt but she flung it away, opened her legs and stuck out her tongue at the gathering.

Here we see the female of the species in her mating ritual. Look! She's presenting! Now after she accepts the advances of a male and copulation is completed, she will collect half his belongings. He will claim to call, but will instead make advances to the other females in her pack.
 
2008-02-09 04:41:58 PM
TheHappyCanadian: libbyshome: "The country is not taking care of the vagrants mentally ill." mentally retarded retarted

FTFY


/sorry, pet peeve
 
2008-02-09 04:43:22 PM
yeah britney has a smooth head too
as well as a smooth vajayjay
 
2008-02-09 04:44:24 PM
baka-san: Barakku: wh0mprat: I saw a film like that once.

I was just gonna say this seems to happen at least once in any given anime.



Urusei Yatsura? Saint Tail?

/have a soft spot for the sweet ones.


ratonland.org

I don't like most popular anime (unlike many I don't enjoy 12-year old's panty shots) I usually just find random crap on TV/in amine club (on the days I don't fear for my or my future children's lives).

Watching Fooly Cooly and this ROD movie, though.

I was thinking more Ranma 1/2. I'm sure this situation has happened at least three times in that series.
 
2008-02-09 04:45:03 PM
Mr Miracle: yeah britney has a smooth head too
as well as a smooth vajayjay


Wow, most only get one of the two!
 
2008-02-09 04:45:09 PM
So, a naked woman in Trinidad was showing off her two bagos?
 
2008-02-09 04:48:12 PM
"Opened her legs and stuck out her tongue."


I'm hoping that wasn't a simultaneous gesture in the same region.
 
2008-02-09 04:50:02 PM
hogans: Someone tried to cover the woman's naked body with a shirt but she flung it away, opened her legs and stuck out her tongue at the gathering.

Here we see the female of the species in her mating ritual. Look! She's presenting! Now after she accepts the advances of a male and copulation is completed, she will collect half his belongings. He will claim to call, but will instead make advances to the other females in her pack.


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You Sir are funny in a sad way............it's more than 50%
Biatches
 
2008-02-09 05:00:05 PM
TFA: Police and paramedics, including three women arrived. An off duty officer, attached to the San Fernando Police Station interrupted his shopping with his son to help.

So were those just 3 women they picked up on the way, or part of the crew? If the latter, why did it need to be specified that some of them were female?
 
2008-02-09 05:00:08 PM
now thats what i call coppin' a feel.
 
2008-02-09 05:01:08 PM
Barakku: baka-san: Barakku: wh0mprat: I saw a film like that once.

I was just gonna say this seems to happen at least once in any given anime.



Urusei Yatsura? Saint Tail?

/have a soft spot for the sweet ones.



I don't like most popular anime (unlike many I don't enjoy 12-year old's panty shots) I usually just find random crap on TV/in amine club (on the days I don't fear for my or my future children's lives).

Watching Fooly Cooly and this ROD movie, though.

I was thinking more Ranma 1/2. I'm sure this situation has happened at least three times in that series.


I go to conventions, and I don't like some of the crap the fan boys/ fan girls like. Of course I got into it 20 years ago, so I'm an old fart to some. I like me some old school. UY ran from 83 to 89, and Saint Tail (tail refers to her huge pony tail, BTW) is from the mid 90's. And yes Ranma had a lot of nudity in it, but I'm not sure if girl Ranma couns as "girl"

/just saying
//drunken anime rant over
 
2008-02-09 05:02:44 PM
hogans: Someone tried to cover the woman's naked body with a shirt but she flung it away, opened her legs and stuck out her tongue at the gathering.

Here we see the female of the species in her mating ritual. Look! She's presenting! Now after she accepts the advances of a male and copulation is completed, she will collect half his belongings. He will claim to call, but will instead make advances to the other females in her pack.


You sir, win one free internet.
 
2008-02-09 05:03:07 PM
Her want fisting?
 
2008-02-09 05:10:04 PM
I wasn't aware Britney was in San Fernando.
 
2008-02-09 05:11:02 PM
baka-san: Barakku:
I go to conventions, and I don't like some of the crap the fan boys/ fan girls like. Of course I got into it 20 years ago, so I'm an old fart to some. I like me some old school. UY ran from 83 to 89, and Saint Tail (tail refers to her huge pony tail, BTW) is from the mid 90's. And yes Ranma had a lot of nudity in it, but I'm not sure if girl Ranma couns as "girl"

/just saying
//drunken anime rant over


I'd got to a con if I weren't reasonably sure something would scare the shiat out of me, and they weren't out of my way. I should get pocky sometime; the local comic shop has some, but they don't have the new Venus Versus Virus manga yet, so they can DIAF.

I still have not idea what Saint Tail is, but it no longer sounds like porn (so meh).

And Ranma's just creepy. When my mangas have full frontal (kinda) nudity it's actually plot relevant instead of random perversion. DO NOT WANT RANMA.

/Why do japanese women not have vaginas?
//And where do their babies come from?
 
2008-02-09 05:18:27 PM
Must be a democrat.
 
2008-02-09 05:23:55 PM
Barakku: I'd got to a con if I weren't reasonably sure something would scare the shiat out of me, and they weren't out of my way. I should get pocky sometime; the local comic shop has some, but they don't have the new Venus Versus Virus manga yet, so they can DIAF.

I still have not idea what Saint Tail is, but it no longer sounds like porn (so meh).

And Ranma's just creepy. When my mangas have full frontal (kinda) nudity it's actually plot relevant instead of random perversion. DO NOT WANT RANMA.

/Why do japanese women not have vaginas?
//And where do their babies come from?


Dork
 
2008-02-09 05:24:40 PM
Mongo cut wood: Must be a democrat.

You're right.

If it were a naked old man, he'd be a republican.
 
2008-02-09 05:24:52 PM
Barakku:
And Ranma's just creepy. When my mangas have full frontal (kinda) nudity it's actually plot relevant instead of random perversion. DO NOT WANT RANMA.

/Why do japanese women not have vaginas?
//And where do their babies come from?


You are aware that Ranma was written by a woman Link (new window). And anime doesn't have pubes, weird law.
 
2008-02-09 05:27:51 PM
What's with the inability to write complete sentences these days!
 
2008-02-09 05:33:15 PM
Pillager: Mongo cut wood: Must be a democrat.

You're right.

If it were a naked old man, he'd be a republican.


Or one of the Kennedys....
 
2008-02-09 05:34:10 PM
It would seem the fine folks of Trinidad have all verbs.
 
2008-02-09 05:50:09 PM
I'm the Jaggernauth, biatch!
 
2008-02-09 05:55:43 PM
"The country not taking care of the vagrants."

Well they carted her off to a care center that will probably spend $2k on her and not charge a dime. WTF, were they supposed to set up cameras in every place she could live and send people for her every need beforehand? "Vagrant" is generally applied when the person chooses to be that way because they prefer to try to self-sustain on their own rather than try to work with people to get a job and home.

But in all reality she's probably on a shroom trip and will be all right in a day or two, with some really odd memories she'll never be able to fully explain. Like those 6 singing Oompa Loompas that held me down and carried me to Iraq on a huge screaming bird and then I woke up in the hospital.
 
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