Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Starpulse)   Elle MacPherson being very coy about dating a 21-year-old. 21-year-old not just telling his doctor that he's banging Elle MacPherson, he's telling everybody   (starpulse.com) divider line 29
    More: Unlikely  
•       •       •

4880 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Feb 2008 at 5:12 PM (7 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



29 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2008-02-07 04:29:07 PM  
If you play with babies, you end up changing diapers.
 
2008-02-07 05:16:43 PM  
If he looks like his dad....ewww
 
2008-02-07 05:20:07 PM  
Cougarific.
 
2008-02-07 05:22:42 PM  
well, they gotta find someone on their mental level, i guess.
 
2008-02-07 05:30:08 PM  
Zarkin Frood: If you play with babies, you end up changing diapers getting rammed in the ass by your roomie.

Twenty-five is about right. Younger than that and youre going to have to listen to awful music, older than that you might end up married.
 
2008-02-07 05:33:41 PM  
HIT
 
2008-02-07 05:37:41 PM  
images.eonline.com
bittenandbound.com
www.entertainment-corner.com

Your move.
 
2008-02-07 05:38:56 PM  
The happy couple. They look like a mother and her teenage son.
www.smh.com.au
 
2008-02-07 05:42:40 PM  
Walker: The happy couple. They look like a mother and her teenage son.

No kidding. It looks like the face of a 12 year old photoshopped onto a man's body.
 
2008-02-07 05:48:11 PM  
i.a.cnn.net

www.funny-games.biz
 
2008-02-07 05:54:32 PM  
He reminds me a bit of the guy who played the guard "Percy" in "The Green Mile"...do you think he wets himself?
 
2008-02-07 05:57:29 PM  
Oh cmon, no way is that the right picture. She would have to be having some kind of Britney style breakdown...

but please, we need some pictures of her ass...
 
2008-02-07 06:03:35 PM  
who the fark is this kid and how the FARK is he dating this gorgeous woman?



/?????????
 
2008-02-07 06:30:38 PM  
Lucky bastard. Dumb bastard.
 
2008-02-07 07:02:01 PM  
Kar98, you couldn't have said it better. I went to high school with him and that pretty much sums up my thoughts on him.
 
2008-02-07 07:47:30 PM  
This gives me hope that someday I'll nail something better than the fatty who works the midnight shift at 7-11 and doesn't have all of her teeth.
 
2008-02-07 10:34:41 PM  
I'm guessing all you have to do is say something like "You're hot for a 25 year old" to a cougar.
 
2008-02-07 11:05:20 PM  
Atomic Spunk: Walker: The happy couple. They look like a mother and her teenage son.

No kidding. It looks like the face of a 12 year old photoshopped onto a man's body.


It's unusual, but I'm envious of the guy.

theurge14: I'm guessing all you have to do is say something like "You're hot for a 25 year old" to a cougar.

The problem seems to lie in finding cougars to begin with.
 
2008-02-07 11:41:03 PM  
The age and hotness difference reminds me of an old joke...

Elle McPherson and Vito Schnabel happen to be on the same cruise ship, but they don't yet know each other. The ship sinks and the two only survivors, Elle and Vito, wind up stranded on a deserted island together.

They get to know each other and eventually one thing leads to another and they start knocking boots. After about a month of happiness, Elle notices that Vito is starting to look a bit depressed. The asks him what's wrong and he avoids the question for a while.

Eventually, they're sitting on the beach in front of a beautiful sunset and she says "I really want to know what's wrong"

Vito replies "Well, it's kind of weird."

Elle says "Is there anything I can do?"

Vito says "Can you put on my shirt?" So she puts on his button-up shirt.

Vito says "Can you put on my baseball cap?" She says "Yeah" and puts on the ball cap.

Vito says "Can I rub some of these campfire ashes on your face, kind of like a beard?" and she lets him do it.

Finally he asks "Can I call you Dave, just for ten minutes?" She thinks this is a little odd, but she says "OK."

He sits there, quiet, for about 2 minutes and finally says "Dave... You gotta promise not to tell anyone else this... but you will not believe who I am banging!"
 
2008-02-08 01:21:59 AM  
She's jumped over shark hill.
 
2008-02-08 02:55:21 AM  
Walker: The happy couple. They look like a mother and her teenage son.

Oh, my. He's a fetus...
 
2008-02-08 09:21:44 AM  
Lucky bastard.
 
2008-02-08 09:44:46 AM  
If I was given the chance, I would have farked that every night, twice on weekends, for the last 20 years. I would probably keep the same pace for the next twenty too.
 
2008-02-08 10:10:38 AM  
Zarkin Frood: If you play with babies, you end up changing diapers.

I resent that.

Fark U: well, they gotta find someone on their mental level, i guess.

And this.

dothemath: Twenty-five is about right. Younger than that and youre going to have to listen to awful music, older than that you might end up married.

And this, too. I, for one, am happy for the guy. He's attained the dream of many Farkers, not to mention Legendary Status among young guys with older girlfriends. fark Ashton Kutcher, this guy's a King.
 
2008-02-08 10:47:31 AM  
I have just found my new hero.

/I would kill said hero in order to switch places with him.
 
2008-02-08 11:00:16 AM  
so you're telling me there's a chance...
 
2008-02-08 02:49:20 PM  
Thinking in Tongues:

/I would kill said hero in order to switch places with him.


THIS! (and fist, god, angry, etc...)
 
2008-02-08 04:12:22 PM  
Well, he's a step up from Bryan Adams.
 
2008-02-09 09:13:20 AM  
dothemath: Zarkin Frood: If you play with babies, you end up changing diapers getting rammed in the ass by your roomie.

Twenty-five is about right. Younger than that and youre going to have to listen to awful music,
older than that you might end up married.


Nah man, I'm 23 and most guys my age are immature dicks.
 
Displayed 29 of 29 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report