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(Denver Post)   News: The world's largest liquor store is in Colorado. Not news: All of this state's college and university students all ready knew that. (with pictures)   (denverpost.com) divider line 91
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2008-02-06 09:58:32 PM
Obviously, one of those college students wrote this headline.
 
2008-02-06 10:30:18 PM
Seems like it would take for ever to re stock your liquor cab net.
 
2008-02-07 12:25:50 AM
All ready then!
 
2008-02-07 12:25:56 AM
DNRTFA; is it Liquor Mart or Applejacks?
 
2008-02-07 12:26:14 AM
There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...
 
2008-02-07 12:27:06 AM
ZION!!
 
2008-02-07 12:27:14 AM
Sounds like a good time.
 
2008-02-07 12:28:59 AM
eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

As opposed to what? Nebraska?
 
2008-02-07 12:29:41 AM
I'M NOT WORTHY!
 
2008-02-07 12:30:20 AM
Hey! Nebraska is America's 17th most exciting state!
 
2008-02-07 12:30:52 AM
"But the local economy also hasn't helped. "We get a lot of construction workers, and when houses aren't being built, we don't see them," Kil said."

Good to know the only time construction workers are drunk are when they're building things.
 
2008-02-07 12:31:14 AM
damn you jello fever.

/same thing
 
2008-02-07 12:31:16 AM
'Hugest Liquor Store'?
Dude, she's only tore cuz she's post-op.
Post-op?
Yeah.
OK. But its huge.
 
2008-02-07 12:31:29 AM
FAIL

/there's no drive thru
 
2008-02-07 12:31:46 AM
Tweets Pie: As opposed to what? Nebraska?

Nebraska's got cows to tip.
 
2008-02-07 12:31:49 AM
harryasaboy: Seems like it would take for ever to re stock your liquor cab net.
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-02-07 12:32:21 AM
All ready for what?
 
2008-02-07 12:33:13 AM
A few years ago, I worked in Boston... every day at the local deli, a dozen or so Big Dig workers would come in and plop down money on 4 beers each... no food, just beer. Ahhh... liquid lunch. Good thing they were only working on tunnels that carry hundreds of thousands of people per day.
 
2008-02-07 12:33:17 AM
little big man: DNRTFA; is it Liquor Mart or Applejacks?

you blew off argonaut.
*whimper*
 
2008-02-07 12:33:19 AM
Captain Jack's Liquor Land, is the biggest liquor store I have ever been in.
 
2008-02-07 12:33:21 AM
the promise land!
 
2008-02-07 12:33:23 AM
Farking shiat, I wish we had liquor stores like that up here in Washington.

/State-run liquor stores are teh suck.
//Plan on bringing back some Montecrist Rum from Vegas later this month.
 
2008-02-07 12:33:42 AM
NewportBarGuy: Obviously, one of those college students wrote this headline.

This. Who the hell is manning the greenlight button lately?
 
2008-02-07 12:33:47 AM
Henry Sawaged.

Damn. He owner's last name even sounds drunk.

/I Sawaged a couplea bahwuls from da broken cashe and we hadda goodoltime.
 
2008-02-07 12:37:18 AM
Is that what heaven looks like?
 
2008-02-07 12:38:59 AM
Well, I know where my next fieldtrip is going to be going to now.
 
2008-02-07 12:39:08 AM
Colorado also has the lowest rate of obesity of any state. coincidence?
 
2008-02-07 12:39:25 AM
eyehate: Tweets Pie: As opposed to what? Nebraska?

Nebraska's got cows to tip.


There's plenty to do like...um...Husker football and...uh...hold on...

/from Nebraska
//got a kick out of those replies
 
2008-02-07 12:39:38 AM
I guess it's kinda big.
 
2008-02-07 12:39:45 AM
This is where all American drunkards go to worship.

And Toronto is where all GOOD American drunkards go to die.
 
2008-02-07 12:40:06 AM
102,000 sq.feet of boozy goodness
 
2008-02-07 12:40:11 AM
they're reading for knowing i guess

/sounds like a rumsfeld speech
 
2008-02-07 12:41:11 AM
eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

Is that a joke or have you never heard of the Rocky Mountains and mountain sports?
 
2008-02-07 12:43:52 AM
NewportBarGuy and StillH20
There is the fact that having misspellings in headlines create more traffic to the forums so people can complain, thus increase ad revenue. But then that would make me a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Or maybe it's just not that important that words aren't spelled correctly or that grammar isn't perfect, since you still know what the sentence is trying to convey.
 
2008-02-07 12:44:08 AM
wks9326: eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

Is that a joke or have you never heard of the Rocky Mountains and mountain sports?


Just hold the oysters.
 
2008-02-07 12:44:33 AM
The irony is that the rest of the liquor stores in this state are little 300 sq. ft. holes in the strip-mall, which overcharge everyone for everything, and stock only stuff that the mezzicans like to get ripshiat-drunk on.

Yay.
 
2008-02-07 12:44:58 AM
that would make a good homeless shelter.
 
2008-02-07 12:46:40 AM
Wouldn't "The Mecca of Liquor Stores is in Denver" been funnier?

/touches tips of fingers to nose
//barely
 
2008-02-07 12:48:14 AM
wks9326: eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

Is that a joke or have you never heard of the Rocky Mountains and mountain sports?


Several other states also have the Rocky Mountains, and significantly less yuppie suburban sprawl from hell.
 
2008-02-07 12:48:36 AM
Hooray Beer!
 
2008-02-07 12:48:57 AM
convienently located in the DTC, for all your liquid lunch dates
 
2008-02-07 12:50:41 AM
Vern: Or maybe it's just not that important that words aren't spelled correctly or that grammar isn't perfect, since you still know what the sentence is trying to convey.

No. Occam's razor. They are retarded. Case closed.
 
2008-02-07 12:50:50 AM
Vern: NewportBarGuy and StillH20
There is the fact that having misspellings in headlines create more traffic to the forums so people can complain, thus increase ad revenue. But then that would make me a crazy conspiracy theorist.


It's crossed my mind, too. I wouldn't put it in the "tinfoil hat" category. It's pretty consistent with the rest of Fark 2.0. Pathetic, however.
 
2008-02-07 12:55:42 AM
i live over a liquor store.gettin'a kick outta this.
/my 12 step program
//consists of going down the staircase
 
2008-02-07 12:56:07 AM
tuna fingers: little big man: DNRTFA; is it Liquor Mart or Applejacks?

you blew off argonaut.
*whimper*


Oh, yeah, sorry. Been away from CO for a long time now.
 
2008-02-07 12:57:59 AM
StillH2O: wks9326: eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

Is that a joke or have you never heard of the Rocky Mountains and mountain sports?

Several other states also have the Rocky Mountains, and significantly less yuppie suburban sprawl from hell.


StillH2O: wks9326: eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state...

Is that a joke or have you never heard of the Rocky Mountains and mountain sports?

Several other states also have the Rocky Mountains, and significantly less yuppie suburban sprawl from hell.


www.downtowndenver.com
 
2008-02-07 12:58:08 AM
Been there. Got kicked out when I told them to go get the ID of the person in my car themselves if they wanted to see it so bad. Never went back.
 
2008-02-07 12:58:44 AM
tokyogirl79: Well, I know where my next fieldtrip is going to be going to now.

Your next field trip should be Cheyenne.


Motto: We Get Drunker.
 
2008-02-07 01:00:31 AM
eyehate: There isn't a whole lot else to do in that state..

Wyoming: Where Colorado camps.

He has a point..
 
2008-02-07 01:05:44 AM
Awesome!

Colorado has some great liquor stores and decent prices. It's so much better than the ABC stores in Virginia. Now if they could open the damned stores on Sunday and sell some decent beer at the grocery, it would be almost perfect - would still need better nudie bars.
 
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