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(CorporateMofo)   Creative sexual uses for office supplies. . .   ( divider line
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4022 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2001 at 1:31 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-04 01:54:25 AM  
They don't make post-it notes big enough for my parts!
2001-08-04 04:17:47 AM  
Unfortunately, we have cameras all over the place at my office. Party poopers.
2001-08-04 09:07:35 AM  
One morning I got into the elevator at work and on the shiny elevator door there were a set of small hand prints about a foot apart and a larger set just above them...mmmm
2001-08-04 11:56:29 AM  
and one time in band camp
2001-08-04 12:45:29 PM  
Remember Timothy's 'Post-tit' notes? Yeah.
2001-08-04 02:21:30 PM  
Then there was the time I noticed two footprints on the head liner and two tiny little holes from what I think were high heels. Someone sure had a good time and didn't even fark up the upholstery.
2001-08-04 02:32:15 PM  
Ooops, forgot to mention that this was in the company van. hehe..
2001-08-04 03:31:01 PM  
Bad idea in this day and age, seeing as there are security guards all over the farking place where I work, not to mention the cameras and motion detectors.

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-04 04:17:45 PM  
Leopold--I would think the guards would enjoy the show! Free porn!
2001-08-06 11:37:33 PM  
ya damn straight lady alexa. like the article said, just give em a little *cough*bribe*cough*, and they don't tell no one. they'll probably tell you to stay near the cameras, but who cares?
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