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(some boobies)   Christina Aguilera's boobs make first post-pregnancy public appearance   (popcrunch.com) divider line 108
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2008-02-06 09:54:01 AM
I remember when my wife got pregnant.

"Honey, your boobs are huge..."

"DON'T TOUCH THEM!!!!!!"

/Apparently they get sore when they get big. Fun to look at, but don't go near them.
 
2008-02-06 10:07:38 AM
Yeah, it's painful.
 
2008-02-06 10:09:03 AM
www.popcrunch.com

Do they have the same makeup artist as her face or is that a separate gig?
 
2008-02-06 10:14:40 AM
Oh, that's nice. Very nice.
 
2008-02-06 10:15:00 AM
She would be so much prettier if she lost that silly fake tan, bleaches hair and clown make-up.

I mean, she looks better now that she's toned it down, but really, she's talented and pretty. Why does she do this?
 
2008-02-06 10:24:57 AM
W-A-N-T
 
2008-02-06 10:25:49 AM
nom nom nom nom
 
2008-02-06 10:27:02 AM
She looks like a mannequin.
 
2008-02-06 10:27:09 AM
jesus!
 
2008-02-06 10:28:19 AM
I would nourish myself on those!
 
2008-02-06 10:30:10 AM
PPBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT!
 
2008-02-06 10:30:52 AM
She looks kinda fat.

/hates blond hair
//if she was a brunette she would look curvy and hawt!
 
2008-02-06 10:33:31 AM
www.boip.com
 
2008-02-06 10:34:05 AM
Prego, Fat, Dead....i'd hit it!
 
2008-02-06 10:34:16 AM
The_Time_Master: She looks kinda fat.

/hates blond hair
//if she was a brunette she would look curvy and hawt!


She just had a baby, you MORAN!! Considering, she looks pretty damn good! And yeah, the "girls" look pretty "healthy"!
 
2008-02-06 10:35:01 AM
The_Time_Master
She looks kinda fat.


Amen. If my wife looked so plump after giving birth, I'd slap her and maybe call her some really derisive names.
 
2008-02-06 10:35:06 AM
I'm glad she didn't take the road the other celebrity women her age took. She seems to have her head on straight.

Oh, and she's hotter than ever.
 
2008-02-06 10:35:56 AM
p-e-t-e: PPBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT!

You motorboatin' son of a biatch!
 
2008-02-06 10:37:29 AM
Even better for her than having a sandwich!
 
2008-02-06 10:39:02 AM
"Hey lil mother, how'd ya like another?"
 
2008-02-06 10:39:06 AM
Pregnant chicks are very horny. Two weeks after the birth though, not so much.
 
2008-02-06 10:41:13 AM
My monitor suffered the price her boobs were intended to pay.

/She looks GORGEOUS
//Very nice
 
2008-02-06 10:45:01 AM
RoyBatty Pregnant chicks are very horny.

Ah, Mother Nature. Brilliant, isn't she? At a certain point in the pregnancy, sex is the best way to induce labor.

The wife of a guy I used to work with was 2 weeks overdue and miserable. I told him, hey you want that baby born? Go home and bang your wife.

Day after that she gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
 
2008-02-06 10:47:56 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: RoyBatty Pregnant chicks are very horny.

Ah, Mother Nature. Brilliant, isn't she? At a certain point in the pregnancy, sex is the best way to induce labor.

The wife of a guy I used to work with was 2 weeks overdue and miserable. I told him, hey you want that baby born? Go home and bang your wife.

Day after that she gave birth to a healthy baby boy.


So that's why I've been getting so lucky lately. My wife is 8 months along...
 
2008-02-06 10:52:26 AM
Economypear So that's why I've been getting so lucky lately. My wife is 8 months along...

Probably. I have a theory that Mother nature really revs up the hormones toward late pregnancy not only for that but to make up for how miserable you might feel otherwise, because the endorphines brought out by sex are really great at relieving aches and pains and stress.
 
2008-02-06 10:54:07 AM
Economypear Oh, and congrats on impending fatherhood. If it's a girl, remember the invaluable advice of Chris Rock, that as the father of a girl you have one duty in this life and that is to keep your daughter off the pole.

/Not letting her turn into Britney would be nice too.
 
2008-02-06 10:57:22 AM
What's going on here? I mean, she looks actually somewhat healthy. Healthy and personable.

Seeing a former pop diva like that makes me very uncomfortable. Someone give her a margarita and six bottles of Ny-Quil. That'll fix this!
 
2008-02-06 10:57:28 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Economypear Oh, and congrats on impending fatherhood. If it's a girl, remember the invaluable advice of Chris Rock, that as the father of a girl you have one duty in this life and that is to keep your daughter off the pole.

/Not letting her turn into Britney would be nice too.


It is actually a girl, Adia Mackenzie...and I'm going to try my best to not let that happen...mostly by locking her in her room till she's 35.
 
2008-02-06 11:02:35 AM
Economypear It is actually a girl, Adia Mackenzie...and I'm going to try my best to not let that happen...mostly by locking her in her room till she's 35.

Just don't let her got to Catholic school, I don't care how many times they say the education is better.

As the product of eight years of parochial Catholic school, I say this with conviction.
 
2008-02-06 11:03:38 AM
I think she kinda looks like John Travolta...
 
2008-02-06 11:03:41 AM
Economypear
It is actually a girl, Adia Mackenzie...and I'm going to try my best to not let that happen...mostly by locking her in her room till she's 35.


Good man.

I was in a hospital cafeteria and saw an enormous man eating a salad. Being a big fellow myself I looked quizically at his food selection, he noticed and said 'I just had a daughter. I figure, her punk boy friend will be 16 and in the best sahpe of his life... I gotta be able to catch him to beat him.'

I told him get a dog and a gun and make friends with someone who owns an orchard, and go back to having steak.
 
2008-02-06 11:06:59 AM
She's all kinds of hot. Quite a contrast to Britney's madness.
 
2008-02-06 11:07:00 AM
kj9045 I think she kinda looks like John Travolta..

Catherine Zita-Jones with a blonde rinse.
 
2008-02-06 11:08:01 AM
She must have given birth to a wad of realistic human tissue, because there's none of that left in her now.
 
2008-02-06 11:08:03 AM
She better switch me chairs.
 
2008-02-06 11:11:18 AM
Dreaded_South
bra - vo
img179.imageshack.us

(please to clickety pickety for motion goodness)
 
2008-02-06 11:13:28 AM
Ok, guys, I can see why she's appealing, body-wise, but is that fake blonde hair, overdone makeup and fake tan really attractive? I can't look at her without thinking 'clown.'
 
2008-02-06 11:15:37 AM
em etib: Ok, guys, I can see why she's appealing, body-wise, but is that fake blonde hair, overdone makeup and fake tan really attractive? I can't look at her without thinking 'cBlown.'

FTFY
 
2008-02-06 11:17:40 AM
em etib: Ok, guys, I can see why she's appealing, body-wise, but is that fake blonde hair, overdone makeup and fake tan really attractive? I can't look at her without thinking 'clown.'

...yes...angry fist, God...king arthur...etc.
 
2008-02-06 11:25:09 AM
Christina Applegate look a like.
 
2008-02-06 11:25:50 AM
em etib: Ok, guys, I can see why she's appealing, body-wise, but is that fake blonde hair, overdone makeup and fake tan really attractive? I can't look at her without thinking 'clown.'

A girls appeal is only partly based on how she looks. What she's willing to do to me also plays a big factor. Even "what she *looks* like she's willing to do to me" is good enough at first glance.
 
2008-02-06 11:26:46 AM
it's that hideous blond hair. Like I said, if she was a brunette, she'd look tasty (though I'd only give her one cheeseburger, definitely not two.
 
2008-02-06 11:27:37 AM
I can has milk?
 
2008-02-06 11:31:26 AM
"Work, work, work, work. Hello, boys! I missed you!"
 
2008-02-06 11:32:00 AM
Sweet lord yes.
 
2008-02-06 11:33:07 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-06 11:35:04 AM
Firetini: Christina Applegate look a like.

Umm... What?
 
2008-02-06 11:35:12 AM
So this is why the CN tower is so tall...

i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-06 11:40:16 AM
OlafTheBent:
thats gotta be a photoshop. i demand further proof either way :-)
 
2008-02-06 11:40:50 AM
RoyBatty: Pregnant chicks are very horny. Two weeks after the birth though, not so much.

No shiat.

Hornacious when it's most difficult for the little ambassador to be received in the foreign embassy. Unwilling immediately after pushing the biggest meatball they've ever seen from their netherlands. What's up with that?
 
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