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(Metro)   "Booze bra" unveiled, giving women an extra two cup sizes as well as a wine rack   (metro.co.uk) divider line 126
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2008-02-05 12:16:04 PM
Mmm, warm booze. Yum.
 
2008-02-05 12:16:15 PM
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2008-02-05 12:17:11 PM
Not for teetoler titties...

/Boozehound boobies?
 
2008-02-05 12:25:51 PM
It's only worth it if you can pour two glasses at once.
 
2008-02-05 12:30:29 PM
So, what do you have on tap?
 
2008-02-05 12:38:15 PM
I'll have what she's having.
 
2008-02-05 01:01:37 PM
I sure hope that noboby elbows the woman wearing the bra in the chest.

Also wouldn't someone notice the difference in size. Or at least the more "deflated look".
 
2008-02-05 01:17:48 PM
Hmmm, this could come in handy (new window)
 
2008-02-05 01:46:42 PM
I forsee popularity at college football games, but with Bourbon more likely than wine.
 
2008-02-05 01:51:26 PM
Wasn't this thing posted under classifieds a while back?
 
2008-02-05 01:51:36 PM
I used my girlfriend for this purpose in college. Put a couple of Ziploc bags in there, and you get big, beautiful, booze-filled boobies. Jack in the right boob for me, Captain in the left boob for her.
 
2008-02-05 01:51:50 PM
littlett's: I sure hope that noboby elbows the woman wearing the bra in the chest.

Also wouldn't someone notice the difference in size. Or at least the more "deflated look".


Yeah usually they look bigger after I've been drinking.

Maybe the effect compensates?
 
2008-02-05 01:51:58 PM
WANT.

/and need, considering my A- cup size
 
2008-02-05 01:52:35 PM
What the....

/backs slowly away from thread
 
2008-02-05 01:53:02 PM
didn't somebody take out a fark classified for this a while back?
 
2008-02-05 01:54:41 PM
I think there's something in my eye...
 
2008-02-05 01:55:01 PM
FTFA: Be it a rock concert of simply a trip to the women

That sentence made my brain (and my booze bra) 'splode.

Although I'd probably pay to see a rock band called "Simply a Trip to the Women" in concert...
 
2008-02-05 01:55:40 PM
+1 to subby fer 'wine rack'

/Listening to Zappa's 'Titties & Beer' now.
 
2008-02-05 01:55:45 PM
Mel Gibson had to of thought this one up.
 
2008-02-05 01:56:14 PM
littlett's: I sure hope that noboby elbows the woman wearing the bra in the chest.

The gush of red (or white) wine would make an awkward moment for everyone involved.
 
2008-02-05 01:56:37 PM
I predict great things for this thread.
 
2008-02-05 01:56:41 PM
The need to make something like this for men "booze pants" cause I am tired of using up all my socks before washday
 
2008-02-05 01:56:59 PM
amiker77: FTFA: Be it a rock concert of simply a trip to the women

That sentence made my brain (and my booze bra) 'splode.

Although I'd probably pay to see a rock band called "Simply a Trip to the Women" in concert...


How about a band called "Everybody Gets Laid", tonight only at the Pit!
 
2008-02-05 01:57:07 PM
If anyone mentions this to the TSA security checks at airport checkpoints will get a whole lot more entertaining.
 
2008-02-05 01:57:10 PM
This bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger.
 
2008-02-05 01:58:43 PM
Hmmmm, this gives me an idea. I'm going to the lab with my Camelbak and a jockstrap.
 
2008-02-05 01:58:56 PM
I first heard about this in an intelligence report: pretty convenient for smuggling drugs or carrying explosives through a security checkpoint (not that it's that difficult in the first place).
 
2008-02-05 01:59:42 PM
Marley: Mmm, warm booze. Yum.

don't ruin this for me...
 
2008-02-05 02:00:27 PM
What? No one has made the obvious booztier pun? Fine.
 
2008-02-05 02:00:49 PM

Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad


Finally, this song makes sense.
 
2008-02-05 02:01:04 PM
I have always thought of spirits as uplifting.
 
2008-02-05 02:01:23 PM
Just in time for Valentine's Day...

/wants one
 
2008-02-05 02:01:25 PM
I'm actually more interested in the Kristen Bell pics...personally.
 
2008-02-05 02:01:35 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: The need to make something like this for men "booze pants" cause I am tired of using up all my socks before washday

There is such a thing for dudes, go to www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp
 
2008-02-05 02:02:25 PM
I can't see how you would keep it cold. And if it WAS cold that... wouldn't be too pleasant.

Yeah, nice idea but body temperature booze isn't my thing.
 
2008-02-05 02:02:31 PM
I like that you get to suck it out of a teat
 
2008-02-05 02:04:01 PM
old products...

for men (new window)

For women (new window)
 
2008-02-05 02:04:08 PM
Combine this with alcohol and you've got a double win that just won't quit.

/NSFW threat level raised to blue.
 
2008-02-05 02:04:24 PM
FTFA: Be it a rock concert of simply a trip to the women simply need to fill up the sports bra device with their favourite tipple and then once inside suck the liquid out of the special teat.



/suck.
//special teat.
///that's fantastic.
////slashies!
 
2008-02-05 02:04:34 PM
Just be sure she cleans it after smuggling in your favorite porter otherwise she might get a yeast infection.
 
2008-02-05 02:05:37 PM
You mean a "whine" rack.
 
2008-02-05 02:05:44 PM
Limp_Bisquick: Just be sure she cleans it after smuggling in your favorite porter otherwise she might get a yeast infection.

Porters, the very thing!
/nothing is obscure
 
2008-02-05 02:06:16 PM
www.sacbee.com

Still not as cutting edge as the "Manssiere".
 
2008-02-05 02:06:34 PM
generalDisdain There is such a thing for dudes

Huh. Whole new meaning to the phrase "tap the keg."
 
2008-02-05 02:08:12 PM
Who are you looking at? I, uhh, did some steroids back in the day... Now, let me in.
 
2008-02-05 02:09:33 PM
I'll just take the Special Teat, please.
 
2008-02-05 02:10:16 PM
Now thats what I call FUNBAGS
 
2008-02-05 02:10:26 PM
I'm working on a beer-holding scrotum, but having trouble finding test subjects to drink from the...uh..
 
2008-02-05 02:10:37 PM
Chef: 'I had sex with Sally Anne's dead body

...anyone see this link at the bottom of the page? wtf
 
2008-02-05 02:10:51 PM
I think they've made these things for years... for women who have trouble breastfeeding. Some have little soft plastic tubes that you tape to your boobs (with the end of the tube at your nipple) so you get that realistic sucking action...
 
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