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(NineMSN)		Shakes magic Britney 8-ball Britney's house robbed, "sex tape taken" (news.ninemsn.com.au)		187
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Empty Signal Gray		2008-02-05 08:20:51 AM

Somebody should post that "Britney Saves the World" cartoon.

Dwayne Hawking		2008-02-05 08:27:48 AM

Empty Signal Gray:
As long as they didn't steal her research on quantum mechanics...

I'm dickin' around with shifts in space-time, ya'll.

Harvey Birdman		2008-02-05 08:29:35 AM

has anyone seen the comic strip where Britney saves the world? I was going to post it but I can't seem to find it anywhere

txlewis		2008-02-05 08:33:51 AM

Brittney saves the world cartoon?

Nope, never seen it

TXL

tshetter		2008-02-05 08:34:44 AM

/obscure?
//fp!!1!

The Voice of Doom		2008-02-05 08:36:44 AM

TFA: Jamie and Lynne Spears, discovered several "personal items" had been stolen

It's a nice big leap of journalistic freedom from "personal items" to "sex tape"..

gnasche		2008-02-05 08:37:51 AM

stonent		2008-02-05 08:41:49 AM

Gee posting the same comic 4 or 5 times... That's original.

chenry		2008-02-05 08:46:08 AM

Last month there were reports that the 26-year-old pop star was featured on a sex tape with two women and a man while consuming cocaine and marijuana.

However, the footage was never made public.

And thank god for that.

Dwayne Hawking		2008-02-05 08:49:37 AM

Isn't there a cartoon...?

bakkasan		2008-02-05 08:56:50 AM

Dwayne Hawking: Isn't there a cartoon...?

I think so....

warehouse.carlh.com

That one, right?

TheSignPost		2008-02-05 08:57:29 AM

This just in:

One of the "women" in the tape *is* her little sister, Jamie Lynn. And the tape contains an 'internal release' shot which is rumoured to be the moment of conception for young JL.

More at 11.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2008-02-05 08:59:09 AM

What is the cartoon everyone is talking about? I did a GIS and can't find it.
Someone post it please????

Dwayne Hawking		2008-02-05 08:59:39 AM

bakkasan : That one, right?

That's it. Thanks.

jynxyu		2008-02-05 09:08:03 AM

And they only took "ONE"???? RIIIIGHT!!!

BlackKnight		2008-02-05 09:08:59 AM

NeuroticRocker: I mean, okay, so there's an empty space on the bookshelf, but.....

"mommy, my sex tape is on the 3rd shelf, between Moby Dick and Holes."

/You are in keyboard debt NeuroticRocker

Moe Ronik		2008-02-05 09:10:25 AM

I think youre all gonna be disappointed hoping for young catholic school girl brittney.
the existence of a sex tape started being rumored late 2007 and fark said expect this puppy to be stolen and public any day now...
the Sun, if they can be trusted, reported the tape is bald britt in a 3some with another girl and some guy.

TheAntiElite		2008-02-05 09:13:16 AM

sseye		2008-02-05 09:18:48 AM

hay gaiz!

did u c this britney comic! LOL!

warehouse.carlh.com

vagina		2008-02-05 09:20:07 AM

Has anyone seen this strip before ?

warehouse.carlh.com

chucklefark		2008-02-05 09:20:46 AM

vegasj		2008-02-05 09:29:15 AM

Gldm: Who the hell stores their sex videos on tape anymore?

attention whore Hollywood types that need a media boost & get said tapes "stolen".

vegasj		2008-02-05 09:31:30 AM

TheSignPost: This just in:

One of the "women" in the tape *is* her little sister, Jamie Lynn. And the tape contains an 'internal release' shot which is rumoured to be the moment of conception for young JL.

More at 11.

warehouse.carlh.com

vegasj		2008-02-05 09:34:10 AM

FTA... "Last month there were reports that the 26-year-old pop star was featured on a sex tape with two women and a man while consuming cocaine and marijuana."

Great, a sex tape will finally be put out and it's Britney, her lil sister, and mom all snorting coke off of K-Fed's cock.

Massa Damnata		2008-02-05 09:34:48 AM

/i'm presuming this is from said sex tape?

OSULugan		2008-02-05 09:41:32 AM

With the number of supposed leaked Britney 'sex-tapes', you'd think that was all she did when she wasn't on stage, or having the paparazzi follow her around.

nkanofolives		2008-02-05 09:41:58 AM

vagina: Has anyone seen this strip before ?

You mean this one?

warehouse.carlh.com

47 is the new 42		2008-02-05 09:42:10 AM

DosMas: Elvis_Bogart: Good God...how many non-existent sex tapes does this girl have?

23 in all, well, 24 if you count that one music video with her in the latex.

/bald, coked out, and slutty is no way to go through life, ya'll.

Actually the correct answer would be none as they are non-existent.

/Doesn't really believe they're non-existent.

ny-quiL		2008-02-05 09:47:08 AM

wait did you see this?
warehouse.carlh.com

Zevverlith		2008-02-05 09:49:10 AM

Hopefully this is from a better time before she popped out a couple of rugrats and became a discusting pig of a woman.

Daemon Spooler		2008-02-05 09:49:21 AM

Where can I get a roll of this sex tape? The SO is getting tired of rope burns.

Cornwell		2008-02-05 09:54:19 AM

Moe Ronik: I think youre all gonna be disappointed hoping for young catholic school girl brittney.
the existence of a sex tape started being rumored late 2007 and fark said expect this puppy to be stolen and public any day now...
the Sun, if they can be trusted, reported the tape is bald britt in a 3some with another girl and some guy.

The sad fact of life, the girls you want to see record a sex-tape rarely does because they are nowhere near crazy enough, and only the crazy, bald, coked out biatches do. In this case, Britney is/was/has been both.

If I can't see 1999 kinda hot Britney, then it's really not that important to pursue these things.

aarond12		2008-02-05 10:02:40 AM

Has anyone seen the "Britney saves the world" comic?

/I keed...

absoluteparanoia		2008-02-05 10:04:29 AM

ImprovOmega		2008-02-05 10:11:28 AM

give me doughnuts: Brit-Brit is old news.
A Jaimie-Lynn sex tape? Now that I would watch.

Dude, she's 16...

/why don't you have a seat over there -->

Auztin78		2008-02-05 10:17:53 AM

You know the drill.

Antarctic Fox		2008-02-05 10:18:22 AM

DulceEtDecorumEst: meh

Ditto. Your local porn shop has thousands of videos with doe-eyed, dead inside blonds.

rosemary's steamer		2008-02-05 10:20:02 AM

Oh, yeah. Hot stuff comin' down the pike.

Tommy Moo		2008-02-05 10:23:25 AM

BS. Media sites with no scruples intentionally leak stories like this in order to generate hits. They know that 100K+ people will type "britney sex tape" into Google in the next month, so they make up stories like this to opportunistically seize some of the ad revenue.

Dead-Guy		2008-02-05 10:28:34 AM

This is the first day, of the last days.

She's getting help now, but all it'll do is wake her up to what she's become.

1-2 months from now.. pill overdose, and bye bye Britney.

"Morals are important, especially when those around you abandon theirs. Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you should"

That'd be nice for her tombstone.

blindio		2008-02-05 10:29:17 AM

Antarctic Fox: DulceEtDecorumEst: meh

Ditto. Your local porn shop has thousands of videos with doe-eyed, dead inside blonds.

If by "local porn shop" you mean "teh internets" then yeah... no kidding.

barneyfifesbullet		2008-02-05 10:47:55 AM

with reports suggesting that sex tapes were stolen from the premises

Reports? Suggesting? Sounds like a real lock.

That's good journalism, Lou.

Heroic Poser		2008-02-05 10:48:12 AM

technicolor-misfit: jonr 2008-02-05 05:48:33 AM

Now, I've seen some folks not read the thread and post something that's already been posted... but seriously... two posts away?

With that kind of proximity, you could normally chalk it up to simulpost... if not for the fact that 41 minutes elapsed between chucknasty's post and yours.

C'mon dude...

You worry about some stupid shait, you know that?

xxBirdMadGirlxx		2008-02-05 10:49:41 AM

Antarctic Fox our local porn shop has thousands of videos with doe-eyed, dead inside blonds.

Wait, whoa.

There are porn shops out there still? I mean, there are people who have to actually, like, drive to a store and buy a DVD to get their porn?

My, God. It's so sad.

/ and don't forget "massive daddy-issues" on your list of porn star attributes.

TheAnvil		2008-02-05 10:53:31 AM

/I fail

twiztedjustin		2008-02-05 10:55:22 AM

Poor girl.

fredbox		2008-02-05 10:59:13 AM

3rdorderofsimulacra: i sincerely like britney. dont ask me why. im the biggest misanthrop you'd ever hope to meet, but im sorta in love with her.

/not trolling.
//confessing a dirty secret.

We all have our dirty secrets. I have an unhealthy assortment of Condi Rice fantasies too.

/she wants me like she wants Syria

wowzer97pooh		2008-02-05 11:01:23 AM

fark.that.noise: fragMasterFlash: These tapes are worthless if K-Fed is in them.

I'm more concerned about an appearance by Dr. Phil.

**shudder**

"How's that working for you?"