I'm the lonesome loser, so I don't know. have to ask.

why do celebs make sex tapes?

I can kinda understand why nobody-, middle class couples do, who are bored with their lives....but celebs just are asking for it.

Is this early schoolgirl Britney or later whackjob Britney on the tape? That's important.

Ok, a little update..I have some good news and some bad news:

During my preliminary investigation on the 'Net I have found and viewed some of the missing Britney sex tape(s).

Yes, I said tapeS...its many, many Gb to download (about 140Gb in all), if you know where to find it. Its shot in HD and has excellent lighting and even a cute bouncy soundtrack.

The bad news is that its Brittney, a platypus, and Ann Coulter.

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I'd fap to it.

elffster: The bad news is that its Brittney, a platypus, and Ann Coulter.

go on...

wingnut396: Spears' parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, discovered several "personal items" had been stolen from their daughter's Beverley Hills mansion on Friday night

So the parents knew the sex tapes were missing...

that sound?
me barfing.

Second.

I would pay $100 a month for just regular fark to have a Britney filter.

I know it's so cliched now, and you can post that picture of that whining fag if you want, but leave britney spears alone. the media is driving her to do all this insane shiat and I really don't careabout what she does, it's her personal business, the media has no business in it.

EL_FABREZ - I would pay $100 a month for just regular fark to have a Britney filter.

You're in luck... for a one-time $100 fee, I will share with you my secret cutting edge solution. It utilizes bleeding-edge techology, yet is fully backwards-compatible.

Details available at: www.codename_notclicking.com

I need a pissed-off LOLcat. Undoubtedly the stolen film is going to have Backup-Dancer-#6-who-shall-not-be-named, and that wanker-with-a-smelly-douche-filling does not need any more attention.

/praying it features Britney taking a dump on her ex-husband´s face

pity about poor britney, though

tick-tock, tick-tock.

Or zoppity. That was the whole point.

Kids, don't smoke and post.

Fark either needs a Britney tag, or as someone else suggested, a Britney tab, she's a whole section of news herself...

3rdorderofsimulacra: i sincerely like britney. dont ask me why. im the biggest misanthrop you'd ever hope to meet, but im sorta in love with her.

That's okay, your secret is safe here, it's not like the media reads Fark or anything.

I've seen way too many celebrity news websites to ever find her attractive again. Would not hit with my dick, your dick, or Andy Dick.

Elvis_Bogart: Good God...how many non-existent sex tapes does this girl have?

23 in all, well, 24 if you count that one music video with her in the latex.

/bald, coked out, and slutty is no way to go through life, ya'll.

Number41: Protip: don't let anyone take pictures or videos of you naked, unless you're getting paid in advance. Even if you love and currently trust the person taking them.

unless you're comfortable with your body and would be quite happy with anyone seeing them.

/I have
//I'd left the photoscan on my computer when a friend was using it for a new scan he saw the old scan!
///He was scarred for life and still remembers it to this day (about 10 years ago)

before you all rush to my profile - I'm male,...nope not that way inclined either, sorry! and no I'm afraid I don't have it anymore sadly

elffster: The bad news is that its Brittney, a platypus, and Ann Coulter.

Nix the first two and I'm there...

Wait, did I say that out loud?

/not looking at the Adam's apple

-Coulda sworn this happened already...

There's an interview with George Clooney in Newsweek where he talks about hearing all these helicopters outside his house and thinking there was a disaster going on. Turns out, he lives down the street from Britney. His response was "fark. Now I have to move."

Shaplatinum: I don't care if she is underage, I kind of hope that sister of hers makes one before she peaks at 21 like britney and ends up mopping up stripper sweat to make the payments on her double wide. Girls like that have an obligation to let the world see them naked before nature takes its course and nobody wants to see it anymore.

Too late, dincha hear? Somebody already plugged her. She's gonna inflate like a balloon...

just go away...

jonr 2008-02-05 05:48:33 AM

Now, I've seen some folks not read the thread and post something that's already been posted... but seriously... two posts away?

With that kind of proximity, you could normally chalk it up to simulpost... if not for the fact that 41 minutes elapsed between chucknasty's post and yours.

C'mon dude...

CheekyChic: So the article said it supposedly has two other chics in it,,,,,we still have some hope of seeing at least 2 hot chics coked up and going at it if it gets out!



You know, she was running with Paris and Lindsay for a while... we might be looking at a cokewhore trifecta on film?

didn't this happen before?

As long as they didn't steal her research on quantum mechanics...

Empty Signal Gray: As long as they didn't steal her research on quantum mechanics...

I LOL'd.

I think the best possible end to the Spears story is that there is a Manson-like incident which results in the death of the entire family (except for K-Fed and the kids).

DILLIGAFF?
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying fark?

Brittney, please just die and/or go away.

Chalk me up for EL_FABREZ' Britney Filter

/Ack! Thpfft!

The thing that really hacks me off is, I have Amy Winehouse in my Dead Pool at work, set last October, four others have Brittney farking Spears!

Still wanna see the tape, regardless of pre-K-Douche or not (as long as he isn't involved)

/Brit, Paris and Lindsay, hell yeah, true car crash tv at its finest.

"Last month there were reports that the 26-year-old pop star was featured on a sex tape with two women and a man while consuming cocaine and marijuana."

/Yup.. this thread is worthless without video!

I hope she's talking in her British accent!!

Everytime I see a britney or jaime spears headline, makes me want to go punch a mime.

/please don't think of mimes

meh

I Said, I am stealing your pedobear image so I can caption it for use later. I just wanted to give my thanks for the laughs & inspiration.

I swear this was posted like 6 months ago... And I remember reading back then that it wasn't true.