Please let it be young Britney, please let it be young Britney, please let it be young Britney...

The Question I'd like answered is "Is this sex tape the pre-Cletus hotness, or the post-Cletus trailer trash?"

I hope it was from the small window of time from when she was legal and still hot.

Initial post is about crack, next three are praying that it's young hot Britney.

Pretty much what I expected.

hint: her head is shaved and the dude doing her is blind

wow, who saw that coming

whiteboycarl: wow, who saw that coming

Hopefully we are all about to see her cumming...

i've got azureus fired up and ready to go

Hambone9: whiteboycarl: wow, who saw that coming

Hopefully we are all about to see her cumming...

Nice

I can imagine it was her parents in an attempt to profit off of their deranged and unstable daughter more.

Hambone9:Hopefully we are all about to see her cumming...

lol...nice one

/and i agree

Bah, it mentions Cocaine and Marijuana, unfortunately that probably means that the tape is post-Cletus.

I shocked, just shocked.

/not really
//was wondering when they'd hit the streets

wow, everyone is so excited!

/warms up barf bag

I don't care if she is underage, I kind of hope that sister of hers makes one before she peaks at 21 like britney and ends up mopping up stripper sweat to make the payments on her double wide. Girls like that have an obligation to let the world see them naked before nature takes its course and nobody wants to see it anymore.

fragMasterFlash: These tapes are worthless if K-Fed is in them.

I'm more concerned about an appearance by Dr. Phil.

**shudder**

im just going to approach this as me eight years ago because if you told me eight years ago that id get to see britney getting railed and doing rails it would have made my day

Hambone9: whiteboycarl: wow, who saw that coming

Hopefully we are all about to see her cumming...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

So the article said it supposedly has two other chics in it,,,,,we still have some hope of seeing at least 2 hot chics coked up and going at it if it gets out!

/Other chics BETTER be hot if we gotta sit through drugged out, bald head, trailer trash.
//actually feels sorry for the poor girl right now though.

This tape will either be the best thing ever, or worst thing ever. No in betweens.

I'm betting that everyone sees this within the next 5 days.

i sincerely like britney. dont ask me why. im the biggest misanthrop you'd ever hope to meet, but im sorta in love with her.

/not trolling.
//confessing a dirty secret.

3rdorderofsimulacra: i sincerely like britney. dont ask me why. im the biggest misanthrop you'd ever hope to meet, but im sorta in love with her.

/not trolling.
//confessing a dirty secret.

its ok, its ok....no one will ever know.

ElTaco: This tape will either be the best thing ever, or worst thing ever. No in betweens.

Exactly. Pray for Omarion the best thing.

Spears' parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, discovered several "personal items" had been stolen from their daughter's Beverley Hills mansion on Friday night

So the parents knew the sex tapes were missing...

that sound?
me barfing.

heym elffster, im listening to Astrobright right now.

thinking of flying in a spaceship with briney...

i will be dead in three days

3rdorderofsimulacra: but im sorta in love with her.

No worries. I know quite a few guys who like the crazy ones. It's just a matter of figuring "potential for pet rabbit being boiled" versus "potential of crazy-girl sex". If you can get part B without part A, go man, go!

Between the constant flow of paparazzi and cops, I can only imagine how pissed off all the other people in her neighborhood must be about her living there.

Protip: don't let anyone take pictures or videos of you naked, unless you're getting paid in advance. Even if you love and currently trust the person taking them.

I Said: LowbrowDeluxe: Please let it be young Britney, please let it be young Britney, please let it be young Britney...



How young?

I lol'd. Best use of vaguely interested Pedobear ever. My prayers are for Slave 4 U era-brit, or whatever the name of that song was.

Who the hell stores their sex videos on tape anymore?

If there is a god, it'll be an old sex tape. Circa oh.. '99

Hopefully you get to see my oldballs slapping against her chin and ass!!

Otto's_Jacket: Between the constant flow of paparazzi and cops, I can only imagine how pissed off all the other people in her neighborhood must be about her living there.

i'm actually pissed off about her existing. and yet, i can't look away.

i remember the 'Baby Baby' catholic school girl music video and how hot it was. I would gladly trade in the experience of seeing her in it in exchange for never having seen her AT ALL. I'm just tired at what a colossal spectacle she has become.

/wouldn't fark her with Bea Arthur's dick

Please let it be Mickey Mouse Club Britney! Please let it be Mickey Mouse Club Britney! Please let it be Mickey Mouse Club Britney!


I know, I know, why don't I have a seat over there....

my lawyers are doing everything possible to keep this tape from being leaked. i do not want anyone to see me doing all that xxxxx xxxx with that guy i met at the xxxxxxxx, and the hookers he invited to my hotel room. or what i xxx xx xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxx, xx xxxx xxxx. xxx... xxxxxxx. xxx, xxx xx x xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx. xxxx.

i mean, i've been fisted by a mexican whore many times, but never while xxxing an xxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx.

i can't believe the video quality is so good you can make out my xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx. xx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx x xxxxx xxxxxx. xxxx. i wish i could do it again without a cameraman.

Hmmmnnn I was just at derober.com and there's a "teaser trailer" where the boys break into Britney's home. Not that I really care, but isn't it interesting that these 2 stories came out about the same time?
This from the folks what brought you Donald "Supah Tippah" Trump, by the way.

my skepticism runneth over

Link

Only if it was the day of her 18th b-day. Any other day would jail bait or trailer park Britney.

/looks forward to the follow up telling us it's bogus sex tape #36

Wait, if she's in the hospital for all this time, how did her Mother and sister know that a sex tape was missing? Sex tapes in the house are common for those from Louisiana, I'm guessing

Someday I want to run that Rick Astley video through movie maker and edit it so every time it cuts over to the bartender he's doing that 'What the hell?' facial expression that he does the very first time he shows up.

only read a tiny bit.

it said something like her parents discovered personal items missing including secks tapes.....

how the hell did the parents know where they are?

I mean, okay, so there's an empty space on the bookshelf, but.....

"mommy, my sex tape is on the 3rd shelf, between Moby Dick and Holes."

"my god its missing!"

how and why do they know about her sex tapes?

this is just to redevelop her image or something.

the biatch will be dead by next christmas anyway.

I heard that the tape will feature not only nightvision, but infrared as well.

Oh, SURE.

I know if I had that much sh*t, there'd be a good alarm system on the house.

You know she does.

/Pathetic