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(MSNBC)   Krystal management tip: When strip-searching employees for stolen money, strip-search everyone, not just the black employees   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 154
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2008-02-04 10:28:41 AM  
Back up. Fast food restaurant mangers get to strip search their employees? Tell me I read that wrong. And whose McJob is worth submitting to a strip search?
 
2008-02-04 11:32:21 AM  
So, did they find the cash?
 
2008-02-04 11:34:48 AM  
Mugato: Back up. Fast food restaurant mangers get to strip search their employees? Tell me I read that wrong. And whose McJob is worth submitting to a strip search?

Is this story is true, the managers have a whole lot of explaining to do.
 
2008-02-04 11:36:48 AM  
Yea right. Manager tells me he's going to strip-search me. That'll fly.
 
2008-02-04 11:37:17 AM  
my policy would be to strip search only the hot, young, nubile female employees. if you're strip searching dudes then you need to take a seat over there with Senator Craig.
 
2008-02-04 11:37:18 AM  
Oh God, farking Winder. What a redneck shiathole.
 
2008-02-04 11:37:30 AM  
Never trust a canadian.
 
2008-02-04 11:37:32 AM  
Quinthony Brown did not return to work after he was searched.

Quinthony? Were the guy's parents fans of Anthony Quinn so they combined the two names into "Quinthony"? Well at least he wasn't named Plaxico.
 
2008-02-04 11:38:12 AM  
I'll have a McStripsearch meal, with no special sauce, and a coke to drink.
 
2008-02-04 11:38:15 AM  
Chuck Wagon: Mugato: Back up. Fast food restaurant mangers get to strip search their employees? Tell me I read that wrong. And whose McJob is worth submitting to a strip search?

Is this story is true, the managers have a whole lot of explaining to do.


We had a case close to here at a McDonalds where a guy called in claming to be a cop and had a manager strip search a female employee. I don't recall all the details, but somehow the boyfriend was involved wit the search as well.
 
2008-02-04 11:38:28 AM  
white employees at a krystal? i call shenanigans.
 
2008-02-04 11:39:21 AM  
Welcome to The South, hope you don't mind losing your case, Y'all. You could stand a chance if you moved to the civilized world.
 
2008-02-04 11:39:22 AM  
Bucky Katt: my policy would be to strip search only the hot, young, nubile nubian female employees. if you're strip searching dudes then you need to take a seat over there with Senator Craig.

SPP
 
2008-02-04 11:40:14 AM  
Rapmaster2000: Oh God, farking Winder. What a redneck shiathole.

Agreed. My girlfriend and I were driving home from Florida in a four car haphazard caravan going 10-15 miles over. We round a corner and BOOM four farking sheriffs' cars, they got us all.
 
2008-02-04 11:40:47 AM  
Krystal Steal?
img145.imageshack.us

/Got nothing
 
2008-02-04 11:41:07 AM  
beoswulf: Bucky Katt: my policy would be to strip search only the hot, young, nubile nubian female employees. if you're strip searching dudes then you need to take a seat over there with Senator Craig.

SPP


i like my version better as the number of eligible employees is larger
 
2008-02-04 11:42:03 AM  
The real question is did they find the money?
 
2008-02-04 11:43:07 AM  
Oh Snap!
 
2008-02-04 11:43:12 AM  
Pitiful writing.
 
2008-02-04 11:43:26 AM  
I like the black one!

The black one?? But he didn't do nothing!

But he was a ghostbuster. They didn't give him enough to do, but he would have been great ghostbuster if they given him great ghostbuster job and said, "Go do that and be successful with it."



littlett's: I don't recall all the details, but somehow the boyfriend was involved wit the search as well.

Racist!
 
2008-02-04 11:43:28 AM  
You do the anal cavity searches on the honkeys.
 
2008-02-04 11:43:35 AM  
Teonanacatl: Rapmaster2000: Oh God, farking Winder. What a redneck shiathole.

Agreed. My girlfriend and I were driving home from Florida in a four car haphazard caravan going 10-15 miles over. We round a corner and BOOM four farking sheriffs' cars, they got us all.


How dare those bunch of rednecks stop me for breaking the law!
 
2008-02-04 11:44:47 AM  
That's Racist kid??? Anyone
 
2008-02-04 11:45:07 AM  
Inflatable Rhetoric: Pitiful writing.

Black workers sue restaurant over searches
They allege being ordered to strip after theft when white staff didn't
Didn't what?
 
2008-02-04 11:49:44 AM  
If someone randomly calls you claiming to to be the police & strip search employees, hang up on them. Just do it.
 
2008-02-04 11:53:32 AM  
Let's face it: we're the only ones you want to see naked anyway.

/jungle fever
//closely related to jungle boogie
 
2008-02-04 11:53:50 AM  
Who ho hooooo, I smell big money here. They should be sued to bejesus and back and supervisors should be sent to PMITA pen for several months to report how they like their bungholes being searched by Bubba.

/Discusting
 
2008-02-04 11:54:32 AM  
Somebody should make a law against this, or at least a voluntary code of practise.
The code of practise I currently follow is this - "If you don't like the job, quit". In this way, an employer can never "force" me to do anything. But this code of practise is too simple, so we should raise taxes, write more laws, and have more intrusive regulation of private property.
 
2008-02-04 11:54:52 AM  
Sapper_Topo: That's Racist kid??? Anyone

www.portcityunderground.com
 
2008-02-04 11:56:14 AM  
hotter than the ads: Let's face it: we're the only ones you want to see naked anyway.

/jungle fever
//closely related to jungle boogie


get down, get down.
 
2008-02-04 11:56:43 AM  
It could be worse -- this girl was strip-searched, held 'hostage' for over 2 hours, and was forced to give oral sex to the boss's boyfriend.


McStripSearch (new window)



//yikes...
 
2008-02-04 11:56:49 AM  
hotter than the ads: Let's face it: we're the only ones you want to see naked anyway.

Is that an invitation to start a black hottie thread?
 
2008-02-04 11:56:52 AM  
British
If someone randomly calls you claiming to to be the police & strip search employees, hang up on them. Just do it.

Face it, if the "cop" (and it never is a real police officer) is too lazy to show up in person, he's too lazy to come over and arrest you.

Too bad the average fast-food manager rarely realizes this. All they hear is "stolen money/goods" and they act like good company drones and follow orders.
 
2008-02-04 11:57:14 AM  
lajimi:
Welcome to The South, hope you don't mind losing your case, Y'all. You could stand a chance if you moved to the civilized world.

Unless they get a trial by jury in which case the higher black population of Atlanta (where the case is likely to be tried) will give them a pretty good chance of a majority vote.

/jackass
 
2008-02-04 11:58:02 AM  
The stores I worked for that had thievery caught them with cameras...Why can't they have cameras?

/maybe its pricey?
//thieves in the stores I worked at were both white and black.
///theft might be eq
 
2008-02-04 11:58:50 AM  
ual opportunity
 
2008-02-04 11:59:39 AM  
littlett's: Chuck Wagon: Mugato: Back up. Fast food restaurant mangers get to strip search their employees? Tell me I read that wrong. And whose McJob is worth submitting to a strip search?

Is this story is true, the managers have a whole lot of explaining to do.

We had a case close to here at a McDonalds where a guy called in claming to be a cop and had a manager strip search a female employee. I don't recall all the details, but somehow the boyfriend was involved wit the search as well.


Yeah, this happens a lot. There were nearly 60 incidents by the end of 2003. You can read about it here.
 
2008-02-04 11:59:59 AM  
i190.photobucket.com

Did anyone else read it as Midgetville?
 
2008-02-04 12:00:12 PM  
hotter than the ads: Let's face it: we're the only ones you want to see naked anyway.

/jungle fever
//closely related to jungle boogie


Not me. I like all women - don't care what color. As long as their naked.

/mostly my wife though
//love you honey!
 
2008-02-04 12:01:32 PM  
Rapmaster2000: Oh God, farking Winder. What a redneck shiathole.

Ahhh memories of Winder: the local third-grade teacher at Winder Elementary was beyond smokin' hot, blonde and drop-dead gorgeous. She'd inevitably bring her husband to the local Winder-Barrow hospital with life-threatening full-shutdown asthma attacks once or twice a month.

We wondered why these attacks occurred as regular as clockwork, and later found out she had her hubby on a regular schedule for sex, twice a month, first and third Friday nights.

Ah,small town living where everyone knows everyone else's bidness.
 
2008-02-04 12:02:03 PM  
sounds like they strip searched everyone then
 
2008-02-04 12:03:51 PM  
The sooner people stop pretending the majority of blacks aren't criminals, the sooner we can get past this so-called racism speedbump in life. It's the reason you can't have grocery stores in all-black neighborhoods, and the stop-n-rob stores you do have selling foodstuff you will notice have everything behind bulletproof glass (IF you are allowed in the store at all and aren't placing orders through the sliding tray outside).
 
2008-02-04 12:04:27 PM  
I'm getting strip searched right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies ...
 
2008-02-04 12:04:44 PM  
BitwiseShift: Did anyone else read it as Midgetville?

I have no idea what that picture is, but yes.
 
2008-02-04 12:04:49 PM  
mike_d85: lajimi:
Welcome to The South, hope you don't mind losing your case, Y'all. You could stand a chance if you moved to the civilized world.

Unless they get a trial by jury in which case the higher black population of Atlanta (where the case is likely to be tried) will give them a pretty good chance of a majority vote.

/jackass


No, they'd have the trial out in Barrow County - about an hour from Atlanta and that's a mostly white county. Still, this case is pretty cut and dried. I see a settlement.

That's assumming that Krystal actually makes money off those nasty greaseballs they call burgers.
 
2008-02-04 12:06:19 PM  
FTA: "... after $100 disappeared from a white employee's cash register at the Krystal restaurant in Winder in June 2005."

So let me get this straight: the money disappeared from a register run by the white person, but they only searched the black people? Because, what, the white employee had an honest face? He/she double pinky swore that he/she didn't take it? He/she was related to the owners?

While they were at it, they should have just hung one of the black employees from a tree, as a warning to the others. That's about the only way this could look worse.

And what the hell is "Krystal"? Is that a hamburger place?
 
2008-02-04 12:06:45 PM  
If I'm called into the office and told to submit to a strip search I'm out the door right then. They can call the cops on me if they want. Doesn't matter. No job is worth a strip search in a wild goose chase for someone who stole something.
 
2008-02-04 12:07:24 PM  
after $100 disappeared from a white employee's cash register

Cracker prolly stole the money and only the black folks got strip searched?

Deep fried southern logic. Hope they are forced to pay up fer this.
 
2008-02-04 12:09:56 PM  
altinos: Is that an invitation to start a black hottie thread?

I know what those words mean separately, but when you put them together, I draw a blank.
 
2008-02-04 12:12:31 PM  
Impressed by the neutrality of the thread...so far.

The employees are stupid to have submitted to the search but I'm sure they wanted vindication, so I get it.

Reminds me of the scene in "Don't Drink Your Juice in the Hood" when they black customers got followed through the liqour store while the white man stole everything in sight.


Remember bigots:

Generalizations damn the innocent and protect the guilty.
 
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