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(AP)   37 destructive devices and other explosives and components used in making bombs, three bulletproof vests, 25,000 rounds of ammunition, a typed list of 50 Islamic worship centers and a partridge in a pear tree   (ap.tbo.com) divider line 412
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J1
2002-10-25 09:34:54 AM
Did he recently change his name to Muhammed?

Oh wait...
 
2002-10-25 11:27:08 AM
This story is impossible. How could a non-muslim perform any type of terrorism? It just doesn't make any sense.
 
2002-10-25 11:28:14 AM
You can't trust those foot doctors.
 
2002-10-25 12:23:35 PM
"He had an elaborate system, with video cameras and everything."

WHOA. Video cameras and everything? How elaborate.
 
2002-10-25 12:26:43 PM
Dr. Robert J. Goldstein, 37, was charged with possession of a non-registered destructive device

Awright farkers, let this be a warning to you. First thing in the morning, go down to the courthouse and register all your destructive devices.
 
2002-10-25 12:36:25 PM
I wonder if his elaborate video system was an X-10 setup? I have one of them:) And who the hell needs three bullet proof vests? I mean you only have one torso....
 
2002-10-25 12:36:53 PM
One good turn deserves another.
 
2002-10-25 12:37:01 PM
Well well well...

"Islam is the DEVIL, and all of those who worship it are EVIL and want to KILL EVERYONE!!

But the rest of humankind, we are all saints..."

Take THAT anti muslims!
 
2002-10-25 12:37:03 PM
A clear pattern has been set: Muslims and Podiatrists are the terrorists of our modern world.
 
2002-10-25 12:38:43 PM
Are you ready?

flamewar in 3...2...1....
 
2002-10-25 12:38:51 PM
A podiatrist, eh! I knew it. It's another one of those damn fanatic religions - much like hieroglyphics. By gum - these people need to stick to mainstream religions like snake worshippers and stuff or they just go over the deep end.
Next thing, one them gynecologists is gonna try and bomb a Baha'i temple.
 
2002-10-25 12:38:57 PM
should have been captioned:
fark is out of ideas - news from august.
 
2002-10-25 12:39:03 PM
sounds like a job for Don Johnson
 
2002-10-25 12:39:06 PM
"It looks like this guy was going to target some Islamic mosques," Pinellas County Sheriff's Detective Cal Dennie said. "He had a list of what he wanted to target and the directions on how to get there."

can anyone else picture this moron walking into a AAA and asking for a triptik that shows how to go between each one?
 
2002-10-25 12:39:09 PM
Personally, I think that we should kill all people who practice intolerance.

Um. . . never again. . . and all that crap.
 
2002-10-25 12:39:27 PM
Ah, nothing like the sweet smell of vigilante justice.
 
2002-10-25 12:39:32 PM
I thought it would have been a dentist, not a podiatrist that would finally crack and do something like this.
 
2002-10-25 12:40:41 PM
Everybody is stone cold crazy, except white people.
 
2002-10-25 12:40:42 PM
"...he was using VCR tapes and walkie-talkies as a means to explode bombs," Dennie said.

Um, VCR tapes as detonators?
 
2002-10-25 12:40:52 PM
This story is impossible. How could a non-muslim perform any type of terrorism? It just doesn't make any sense.

He didn't perform terrorism -- he just planned it, and gathered all the necessary devices to carry it out.

And, thankfully, never got the chance to use them.

"I would just characterize him as being odd," said neighbor Sandra Lopez...

Does that get a mention as "Understatement of the Year"?
 
2002-10-25 12:40:54 PM
Dr. Robert J. Goldstein

Noooooooo....ya don't say.....
 
2002-10-25 12:41:05 PM
lmao ...

Him:"Biatch! Make me my FOOD"

Her:"Fork you... I aint making a motherfarkin THING" Calls ATF

Him:(six years later) Kills Wife
 
2002-10-25 12:41:19 PM
Ok... am I the only one that found the title hilaurious?
 
2002-10-25 12:41:40 PM
HOw much you want to bet he'll end up with a slap on the wrist.

The guy's already got a lawyer I bet. No two month wait with nbo council for this guy. no shipping him off to The wrong farking country for no apperent reason.

Nope, this guy will be treated the way muslim's aren't.
 
2002-10-25 12:41:44 PM
If *your* job was touching people's feet all day, you'd want to initate mass slaughter and destruction, too.
 
2002-10-25 12:41:45 PM
What an Asshat!
 
2002-10-25 12:42:46 PM
Impaler:

"This story is impossible. How could a non-muslim perform any type of terrorism? It just doesn't make any sense."

Ha ha. It's as crazy as a black serial killer!
 
2002-10-25 12:42:56 PM
Nabob nattered negatively:

should have been captioned:
fark is out of ideas - news from august.


Damn. You're right -- it's over two months old.

Interesting that it would be run now, dontcha think? With all the "predictions" of anti-Muslim backlash?

Hmm...
 
2002-10-25 12:43:06 PM
Emilykp:
I thought it would have been a dentist, not a podiatrist that would finally crack and do something like this.

With you there...my wife worked OR for 6 years and always said the podiatrists were the happies doctors there.
 
2002-10-25 12:43:38 PM
Actually, Harty, I got scared when I read the title because I knew that if it was a muslim that had all of those weapons, and the weapons were confiscated from the list of 50 mosques, every farker/ette who hated muslims would never ever give them another chance

Ever

thank God for crazy whities
 
Bf+
2002-10-25 12:43:43 PM
Farking podiatrists!
We should round them all up in concentration camps.
 
2002-10-25 12:44:02 PM
 
2002-10-25 12:44:07 PM
That story is 2 months old. WTF
 
2002-10-25 12:44:32 PM
"every farker/ette who hated muslims would never ever give them another chance"

Way past that stage.
 
2002-10-25 12:45:32 PM
Goddamnit, why don't they ever say how they caught him? Did someone tip the cops off? Did the police just happen to stroll by and see him cradling a gun? We need to know how they caught him so WE DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!
 
2002-10-25 12:45:39 PM
Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) is old and busted.

Weird Al's Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi) is new hotness.
 
2002-10-25 12:46:11 PM
Better title: Podiatrist shoots himself in foot
 
2002-10-25 12:46:14 PM
heh, good catch Nabob
 
2002-10-25 12:46:41 PM
What goes around comes around. See how they like it when their shiat and their innocent civilians get blown up randomly.
 
2002-10-25 12:46:41 PM
Goddamnit, why don't they ever say how they caught him? Did someone tip the cops off?

err... they did...
 
2002-10-25 12:46:42 PM
"Dr. Robert J. Goldstein, 37, was charged with possession of a non-registered destructive device and attempting to use an explosive to damage and destroy Islamic centers. "

Now that is a very specific law! The lawmaker who drew that up was really thinking ahead.
 
2002-10-25 12:46:49 PM
He was just trying to have a good time...that's all.
 
2002-10-25 12:47:04 PM
 
2002-10-25 12:47:08 PM
Savian If I recall correctly, his wife found his stash and tipped off the police
 
2002-10-25 12:47:29 PM
great headline :)
 
2002-10-25 12:47:29 PM
You can't win em all...
 
2002-10-25 12:47:31 PM
Yeah, everyone knows all Muslims are murderers, so naturally it's every good American's duty to make them explode. Bleh.

This world would be a better place if we killed all the fanatics.
 
2002-10-25 12:47:48 PM
Mtman900
Actually, Harty, I got scared when I read the title because I knew that if it was a muslim that had all of those weapons, and the weapons were confiscated from the list of 50 mosques, every farker/ette who hated muslims would never ever give them another chance

Kinda like the farker/ette who hate Christians, eh?
 
2002-10-25 12:48:18 PM
For those of you who only know about the world and cultures outside the US only from the brief little blurbs from the AP:

"Islamic worship centers" = mosque

At least try to cover up your white Christian xenophobic biases please.
 
2002-10-25 12:48:21 PM
How about a Dumbass tag for this person:
"Dennie said he did not know if Goldstein is Jewish and other officials would not comment or did not return phone calls. "

Could have been that Irish Catholic Goldstein...
 
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