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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   Sheriff arrested prior to scheduled jail tour to show students what happens to adults who commit crimes   (timesfreepress.com) divider line 29
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2008-02-02 08:58:46 PM  
I hate those "scare them straight" sort of things.
 
2008-02-02 09:00:19 PM  
Did the tour go on as scheduled, following the sheriff as he was booked?
 
2008-02-02 09:00:47 PM  
That is some mighty fine work there Lou.

FTFA "We'll either get on you about something or brag on you," commission Chairman Bill Hullander. WTF?
 
2008-02-02 09:01:59 PM  
DoWhatNowToWhat: That is some mighty fine work there Lou.

FTFA "We'll either get on you about something or brag on you," commission Chairman Bill Hullander. WTF?


Farkin' braggers, ruinin' the country.
 
2008-02-02 09:02:06 PM  
Livinig in Chattanooga I would guess that about half of the public official in the metropolitan area have been arrested thus far.
 
2008-02-02 09:02:24 PM  
Man, I've experienced bad timing of fate before, but this one is like "as the plane crashed down, he thought, well isnt this great"
 
2008-02-02 09:02:33 PM  
Paraphrasing - "And inside of the beds what's happening is these 20 or so convicts are just farking the shiat out of this one little mormon kid. They ass farked him.... and it doesn't break your jaw because they want your jaw to work but what it does is it knocks out your teeth and they were skull farking him. They broke his shoulder blades and back farked him. When we got in there wasn't much left. And there were 20 convicts standing around saying 'we don't know what happened, he was farked to death when we got here.' We had to just let it go, cuz if you book one you gotta book them all and you're not gonna book 20 convicts. OK, let's keep goin with the goddamn tour."


\obscure?
 
2008-02-02 09:06:02 PM  
Would have been more ironical if he had been arrested while giving the tour, but I guess the tag was proper.
 
2008-02-02 09:06:23 PM  
Sheriff Long attended Thursday's commission meeting to answer any questions commissioners might have.

"We'll either get on you about something or brag on you," commission Chairman Bill Hullander told the sheriff at the meeting.

// Revenge was sweeett! served cold...
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2008-02-02 09:06:56 PM  
Carl?

/knows a few Carls actually
//one of which is a security guard
 
2008-02-02 09:08:55 PM  
So wait, from the headline, did they arrest the Sheriff to show students what happens to adults who commit crimes, or was that the point of the jail tour?

/Live or die by the details.
 
2008-02-02 09:11:01 PM  
we had a sheriff arrested and convicted of theft so i am really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-02-02 09:13:41 PM  
yet another corrupt cop
 
2008-02-02 09:17:48 PM  
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Obligatory
 
2008-02-02 09:21:33 PM  
Wait for it... wait for it... "this isn't IRONIC". You know that's going to be said many times, as it always is, since apparently nothing in the world is ACTUALLY ironic.
 
2008-02-02 09:22:55 PM  
Not really ironic, just bad timing.

Maybe if he was arrested before giving a class on how not to get arrested...
 
2008-02-02 09:23:39 PM  
DoWhatNowToWhat: That is some mighty fine work there Lou.

FTFA "We'll either get on you about something or brag on you," commission Chairman Bill Hullander. WTF?


That sounds like "we'll either catch on a real crime, or a fabricated crime."
 
2008-02-02 09:24:02 PM  
PeeOnYou: Wait for it... wait for it... "this isn't IRONIC". You know that's going to be said many times, as it always is, since apparently nothing in the world is ACTUALLY ironic.

Ironically, it came right after your post.
 
2008-02-02 09:24:37 PM  
Er, catch you on.
 
2008-02-02 09:35:07 PM  
Oldiron_79:

www.myspacefrog.com
 
2008-02-02 09:35:31 PM  
@dl1137:

And here we have the plexiglass wall which used to be metal bars. Anyone care to guess why it's not metal any more? Funny story, actually... see, we had this meth addict in here, up all night. He'd stick his head in the toilet and spit out the water onto the floor, so there was about an inch on the floor. Then he pulled down the wires from that light, and connected them to the metal bars. So next morning when the guy put the metal key to the keyhole, it cooked him up good. His belt buckle got so hot, it fell straight down and cut off his balls. There was no blood at all, because it cauterized. Balls. Floor. No blood.
 
2008-02-02 09:37:57 PM  
CourtroomWolf:

Easily my favorite scene throughout all episodes of the show.
 
2008-02-02 09:39:57 PM  
"...you can't put in too much sugar, nobody's going to complain that the wine is too sweet. Tie up the sack, and stick holes in it. If you don't stick holes in it the whole thing will just blow up and the whole cell will smell for weeks. Stick that under your bunk for two weeks and you'll have some pretty good wine. And you can trade it for stuff. You can trade it for cigarettes, you can trade it for not getting raped by the bigger guys..."
 
2008-02-02 09:56:01 PM  
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You gonna get raped
 
2008-02-02 10:06:59 PM  
That was written for print media, a fecking newspaper. That article is so devoid of useful information as to not only be a waste of paper and ink, but an abuse of the electrons used to carry it from the authors computer to the composing system.
 
2008-02-02 10:17:40 PM  
Ahhh, sweet, sweet, b>schadenfreude, what nectar you are to my troubled soul.
 
2008-02-02 10:18:44 PM  
fark.....schadenfreude


/i will preview before I post, i will preview before I post
 
2008-02-02 11:08:16 PM  
I wonder if, while being arrested, the sheriff kept hoping that at any moment, Dom Deluise was going to pop out and say 'Smile! You're on Candid Camera!'
 
2008-02-02 11:37:03 PM  
Now I is the tour, kids!
www.cinemablend.com
Try the beanbag! C'mon, it's fun!!!
 
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