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(Some 38 year old guy)   Since this 38 year old woman has never visited Fark, she thought 16 year old meat would be fun and safe to play with. Shocking: She's not a teacher   (dailybreeze.com ) divider line
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2008-02-02 10:22:26 AM  
Thread useless without pics!
 
2008-02-02 10:36:17 AM  
campaigns.interclick.com

Wow, she's ugly!
 
2008-02-02 11:27:36 AM  
thamike: Wow, she's ugly!

Damn you...damn you all to heck.
 
2008-02-02 11:33:23 AM  
tmcottle: Thread useless without pics!

Authorities did not disclose how Mitchell, a petite blue-eyed blonde, and the boy knew each other.

Yes, pics please.
 
2008-02-02 11:33:45 AM  
thamike: Wow, she's ugly!

Thread over. You win.
 
2008-02-02 11:35:12 AM  
C'mon Farkers! Hunt her down. We need pics. I'll be waiting in my bunk
 
2008-02-02 11:36:49 AM  
What 16 year old young man wouldn't kill to have sex with an older woman??
 
2008-02-02 11:36:55 AM  
thamike: Wow, she's ugly!

THIS
 
2008-02-02 11:37:44 AM  
something, yada, yada, coming in Torrance, something, comment
 
2008-02-02 11:39:33 AM  
"We're not going to get into the actual particulars of the case," Crespin said."

Well then what, exactly, is the motherfarkin' point?
 
2008-02-02 11:40:47 AM  
i219.photobucket.com

approves.

/hot merging action
 
2008-02-02 11:40:58 AM  
mrswelborne: What 16 year old young man wouldn't kill to have sex with any woman??

IMO
 
2008-02-02 11:41:50 AM  
16-year-old meat?

Was it frozen the whole time? It seems like it would have dried up or completely rotted away in 16 years.

/DRTFA
 
2008-02-02 11:42:53 AM  
Which do you think is more likely:

1. This has been going on forever, just under the radar.

2. There has been a crazy older-women-seeking-young-studs outbreak.

I go with option 1.
 
2008-02-02 11:43:12 AM  
I bet that meat was really moldy. Doesn't sound to healthy to even touch.

/DRTFA
 
2008-02-02 11:44:10 AM  
"Victim"

wotta joke.

16 year old boys will have sex with ANYthing.
 
2008-02-02 11:44:46 AM  
Intresting, if a 16yr old commits a crime they try to charge him/her as an adult. Yet if the 16yr old bangs an older person, the 16yr old is a minor.
 
2008-02-02 11:45:10 AM  
She should move to the UK...

Where, bizzarely, you can legally enjoy sex at 16 but can't watch porn till you are 18.

Presumably for 2 years, you have to do it with your eyes shut.
 
2008-02-02 11:45:19 AM  
lostcat: 16-year-old meat?

Was it frozen the whole time? It seems like it would have dried up or completely rotted away in 16 years.

/DRTFA


BAH. You beat me to it.
 
2008-02-02 11:47:19 AM  
suicide: approves.

Mitchell

/hot merging action


That flick or Sidehacking has to be the best episodes of MST3K ever.
 
2008-02-02 11:49:46 AM  
ckirchen1: suicide: approves.

Mitchell

/hot merging action

That flick or Sidehacking has to be the best episodes of MST3K ever.


I'd have to vote for Cave Dwellers.

"Tolkein couldn't follow this plot!"
 
2008-02-02 11:51:08 AM  
FTA: "...four counts of oral copulation..."

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2008-02-02 11:51:59 AM  
lostcat: 16-year-old meat?

Was it frozen the whole time? It seems like it would have dried up or completely rotted away in 16 years.

/DRTFA


Glad to see I'm not the only slow one this early in the morno.
 
2008-02-02 11:52:31 AM  
thamike: Wow, she's ugly!

We need a young priest, and an old priest. NOW.

/The power of Jeebus compels you! The power of Jeebus compels you!
 
2008-02-02 11:53:29 AM  
How many times does 16 go in to 38?

/a whole bunch of times apparently
 
2008-02-02 11:53:30 AM  
This is unnatural and disurbingly vile as this woman has taken complete advantage of this poor little child during his budding sexual developement. She is a preditor and should be locked away from humanity. The poor victim will need years of extensive therapy in order to cope with this molestation.
 
2008-02-02 11:53:45 AM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: I'd have to vote for Cave Dwellers.

"Tolkein couldn't follow this plot!"


Damn. I forgot about that one. Another classic.
 
2008-02-02 11:56:13 AM  
Although she was not a teacher, she was still giving this 'kid' some lessons...
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-02-02 11:56:16 AM  
ckirchen1: That flick or Sidehacking has to be the best episodes of MST3K ever.

i dont think ive seen Sidehacking. damn. however, i will submit Pumaman.
 
2008-02-02 11:56:29 AM  
Alt_Login: This is unnatural and disurbingly vile as this woman has taken complete advantage of this poor little child during his budding sexual developement. She is a preditor and should be locked away from humanity. The poor victim will need years of extensive therapy in order to cope with this molestation.

Just switch swap the sexes of the "victim" and the "predator", and you've got something there!


mrswelborne: What 16 year old young man wouldn't kill to have sex with an older woman??

Older woman, sure. But 38??? The poor kid must have a grandmother complex!!!
 
2008-02-02 11:59:45 AM  
hugram: Although she was not a teacher, she was still giving this 'kid' some lessons...

I remember that movie. I saw that one when I was 16 (rented). Yes, I fapped to that, why you ask?.
 
2008-02-02 11:59:52 AM  
mrswelborne: What 16 year old young man wouldn't kill to have sex with an older woman anything??

FTFY
 
2008-02-02 12:00:07 PM  
i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-02 12:03:17 PM  
suicide: i dont think ive seen Sidehacking. damn. however, i will submit Pumaman.

I'll raise you
i211.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-02 12:03:42 PM  
So, at 16 he can legally drive, just not the earlier models.
 
2008-02-02 12:04:42 PM  
Alt_Login: This is unnatural and disurbingly vile as this woman has taken complete advantage of this poor little child during his budding sexual developement. She is a preditor and should be locked away from humanity. The poor victim will need years of extensive therapy in order to cope with this molestation.

When are we going to stop pretending that this is true?
 
2008-02-02 12:04:53 PM  
CygnusDarius:

I remember that movie. I saw that one when I was 16 (rented). Yes, I fapped to that, why you ask?.

I was around 12 when I saw it... in the movie theater, with parents. Did not fap at the age yet... Became a champion at it when I was 13 or 14.

/subby
 
2008-02-02 12:06:15 PM  
Alt_Login: This is unnatural and disurbingly vile as this woman has taken complete advantage of this poor little child during his budding sexual developement. She is a preditor and should be locked away from humanity. The poor victim will need years of extensive therapy in order to cope with this molestation.

When are we going to stop pretending that this is true?


/this
 
2008-02-02 12:06:28 PM  
I_can_get_you_a_toe: Alt_Login: This is unnatural and disurbingly vile as this woman has taken complete advantage of this poor little child during his budding sexual developement. She is a preditor and should be locked away from humanity. The poor victim will need years of extensive therapy in order to cope with this molestation.

When are we going to stop pretending that this is true?


What a typically misogynistic thing to say. Fark, you never let me down.
 
2008-02-02 12:07:47 PM  
She's sitting in jail on tax money for something every 16 year old boy on EARTH would thank her for.

Sad. My country got so pussified.

How 'bout we only make sex a crime if one of the two (or more) people involved didn't consent to it?

Anyone?

Is that too radical?
 
2008-02-02 12:09:00 PM  
hugram: Although she was not a teacher, she was still giving this 'kid' some lessons...

I was an extra in that movie. You can see me a few times in the party scenes.
 
2008-02-02 12:09:12 PM  
ckirchen1: suicide: i dont think ive seen Sidehacking. damn. however, i will submit Pumaman.

I'll raise you


I'm in.

upload.wikimedia.org

With Jack Palance and Mr. Arthur Godfrey!

/also master ninja
//city limits
///hellcats
 
2008-02-02 12:10:06 PM  
Land of the free my ass.
 
2008-02-02 12:13:14 PM  
Barbecue Bob: She's sitting in jail on tax money for something every 16 year old boy on EARTH would thank her for.

Sad. My country got so pussified.

How 'bout we only make sex a crime if one of the two (or more) people involved didn't consent to it?

Anyone?

Is that too radical?


Thats the issue though, AGE OF CONSENT. How old do they have to be that their yes means yes

I say give them a test, and when you pass it you can FARK.

if you don't pass the mental test you never get to fark, and you can start taking it around 15 or 16
 
2008-02-02 12:13:18 PM  
LATE BREAKING NEWS!

girls and boys like sex.

Film anytime @ your favoritepornsite.whateverthefuk
 
2008-02-02 12:15:57 PM  
Don't forget Trumpy!

img182.imageshack.us
 
2008-02-02 12:16:03 PM  
she thought 16 year old meat would be fun and safe to play with.

And that was a huge misteak.

((laugh track))
 
2008-02-02 12:16:25 PM  
Cornered Beef: Land of the free my ass.

is your ass in jail?
 
2008-02-02 12:22:42 PM  
in Connecticut 16 is the age of consent
 
2008-02-02 12:25:42 PM  
hugram: Although she was not a teacher, she was still giving this 'kid' some lessons...

Don't forget
ec1.images-amazon.com

Anybody else remember it(stupid question on Fark, I know)
 
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