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2008-02-02 09:25:42 AM
I'll make note of that for future reference.

/doesn't have anything amusing to say at 6am
 
2008-02-02 09:26:16 AM
I got you, babe.
 
2008-02-02 09:26:44 AM
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
 
2008-02-02 09:27:17 AM
img174.imageshack.us
Approves of this message.
 
2008-02-02 09:27:18 AM
Oh look, the movie (new window) is on TBS! (new window)
 
2008-02-02 09:27:23 AM
Perhaps my wife and I should take the trip up to Woodstock, IL where the movie was filmed.

We can walk in the gazebo where the groundhog bit him, we can step off the curb where the puddle was, we can even jump off the playhouse where he tried to commit suicide.
 
2008-02-02 09:27:49 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-02 09:28:01 AM
Don't drive angry!
 
2008-02-02 09:29:49 AM
Sung to peter cotton tail;

Here comes Punxsutawney Phil, going down that groundhog hill;
thumpety thwackety the groundhog's on his way
Everyone has left their job, headin' down to Gobbler's Knob;
thumpety thwackety the groundhog's on his way
Once again he'll see his shadow, six more weeks of bitter cold.
There'll be snow again tomorrow, damn this winter's gettin' old
Oh, Here comes Punxsutawney Phil, going down that groundhog hill;
thumpety thwackety the groundhog's on his waaaaayyyy
 
2008-02-02 09:30:13 AM
Morons, your bus is leaving.

/is my birthday
//hates groundhogs
///make a buck-tooth or hairy-back joke and i'll go Internet Tough Guy on yer ass
 
2008-02-02 09:32:51 AM
Groundhog's Day

/not a Groundhog's Day Rick-Roll
 
2008-02-02 09:32:51 AM
On a day like today it's important everyone remember this bit of advice: Don't drive angry.
 
2008-02-02 09:32:56 AM
"Bing!"
 
2008-02-02 09:32:56 AM
Repeat. (new window)
 
2008-02-02 09:33:02 AM
jag164
Sung to peter cotton tail;

You posted lyrics. Don't post lyrics. That's something that fat girls do.
 
2008-02-02 09:34:09 AM
Anyone else really glad this was done with a single submission?
 
2008-02-02 09:34:17 AM
Phil? Phil Connors? I thought that was you!
 
2008-02-02 09:34:26 AM
Fark that hairy rodent
and the groundhog he's holding
/god I hate winter
//why didn't I move south years ago
 
2008-02-02 09:35:27 AM
Dashiki: Morons, your bus is leaving.

/is my birthday
//hates groundhogs
///make a buck-tooth or hairy-back joke


Not the best traits to inherit from one's mother, but you wear it well.
 
2008-02-02 09:35:47 AM
campuschapel.org

Happy Groundhog Day!

/again
 
2008-02-02 09:37:19 AM
the talent has been kept happy.
 
2008-02-02 09:38:30 AM
One of the things I find rather remarkable is that the movie Groundhog Day managed to instill a meme in american society so quickly and so throughly.

"Hoist on my own petard" took generations to get around, and even then most people who use the phrase don't really know what they are saying.
 
2008-02-02 09:39:05 AM
Happy Imbolc.
 
2008-02-02 09:39:22 AM
looks like 6 more weeks of winter.

unless you follow the Tao of Gen. Beauregard Lee, (Phil's counterpart in Lilburn, Ga).

he didn't see his shadow.
 
2008-02-02 09:40:49 AM
Who else could go for some flapjacks right now?

/too early for flapjacks?
 
2008-02-02 09:41:35 AM
Since it's Groundhog Day, I'll do this one more time and that's it, I swear it. (pops, no rick roll)
 
2008-02-02 09:44:33 AM
That's not bad for a quadruped.

*pickup plunges over the side of the quarry and slams into the rocks below.
-He might be ok...
*pickup explodes
-Well no. Probably not now.

I'm betting he's going to swerve first!

/finally: "And some flapjacks!"
 
2008-02-02 09:45:31 AM
letrole: jag164
Sung to peter cotton tail;

You posted lyrics. Don't post lyrics. That's something that fat girls do.


media.canada.com

U DONT NO ME I DO WUT I WANT
 
2008-02-02 09:45:53 AM
wildcardjack: "Hoist on my own petard" took generations to get around, and even then most people who use the phrase don't really know what they are saying.

Its from Hamlet isn't it? I vaguely remember an engineer being involved, but its been a while :)
 
2008-02-02 09:46:21 AM
I just read recently in Entertainment Weekly that Harold Ramis answered many a (Groundhog Day) fan by saying that Bill Murray's weatherman repeats the same day "for about 10 years."

No wonder he tried killing himself.

/Flapjacks
 
2008-02-02 09:46:35 AM
i130.photobucket.com
 
2008-02-02 09:46:51 AM
Well my dad was a piano mover, so...
 
2008-02-02 09:47:47 AM
harrycary: looks like 6 more weeks of winter.

unless you follow the Tao of Gen. Beauregard Lee, (Phil's counterpart in Lilburn, Ga).

he didn't see his shadow.


Woodstock Willie, reporting from the movie site, didn't see his shadow either. Let's hope he and Gen. Lee are right.
 
2008-02-02 09:48:52 AM
steelturman.typepad.com

THERE WILL BE NO MOAR 6 WEEKS OF WINTER. THERE WILL BE HOT WEATHER. THE INFIDEL GROUNDHOG IS PAID OFF BY HALLIBURTON. GLOBAL WARMING. I INVENTED THE INTERNET. I RODE THE MOON WORM.
 
2008-02-02 09:48:57 AM
So, groundhog steaks for lunch?
 
2008-02-02 09:50:39 AM
ah, i never enjoyed someone killing themselves as much in that movie.
// those computer lemmings were pretty wacky though
 
2008-02-02 09:50:41 AM
TheSilverOne: Perhaps my wife and I should take the trip up to Woodstock, IL where the movie was filmed.

I love that town. My brother lives a few blocks from the square.
And my wife loves the movie, so I made sure to call her in Hong Kong from the gazebo. She was thrilled.

The Groundhog saw his shadow here in Bangkok today. And you all know what that means......

52 MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER!
FARKIN A!
 
2008-02-02 09:50:43 AM
Where have I heard that before?
 
2008-02-02 09:50:47 AM
Dorf11: Phil? Phil Connors?

NED?! *punch*
 
2008-02-02 09:53:46 AM
wildcardjack: One of the things I find rather remarkable is that the movie Groundhog Day managed to instill a meme in american society so quickly and so throughly.

"Hoist on my own petard" took generations to get around, and even then most people who use the phrase don't really know what they are saying.


translates to "blew yourself up with you own grenade"
 
2008-02-02 09:54:23 AM
ScreamingInDigital: Repeat. (new window)


Ha! I salute you.
 
2008-02-02 09:56:12 AM
zOMG, 8 more years of the Clinton's. Zomg nOE'S.
 
2008-02-02 09:59:33 AM
www.gonemovies.com
 
2008-02-02 10:00:15 AM
ScreamingInDigital: Repeat. (new window)

I see what you did there. But it took me like 5 minutes to figure it out. Bravo.
 
2008-02-02 10:00:33 AM
One of the best movies ever made.
 
2008-02-02 10:01:44 AM
When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang.
I was hungerin' for some apple pie.
 
2008-02-02 10:04:31 AM
Stupid freakin groundhog! Thanks for dooming us all to 6 more weeks of winter! I wish I could barbecue you and serve you with some ketchup you useless asshat! I like exclamation marks!
 
2008-02-02 10:10:02 AM
Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit.
Washed the sleep out of my eye.
 
2008-02-02 10:11:17 AM
I live near Punx, we even played them in high school football. The town sucks.

That's all.
 
2008-02-02 10:11:42 AM
Oh yeah: "Don't Drive on the Railroad Tracks!"

/had to be done
 
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