First?

Yeah, I'm awesome.

Something like this happened in an episode of My Name Is Earl. It's a shame that show isn't funnier.

1nsanilicious: First?

No. haha

second place = first loser

At least she wasn't having sex with the students...

FTA:"Police also claim that Romanyszyn put a water bottle with a suspicious white power and screws into a student's desk and scattered nails around the lot where teachers parked."

How's that for a nice typo?! Leave the Aryan brotherhood out of this! ... What a weird story, sign of the times #2,063 I suppose.

Looked like she quit the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

1nsanilicious: First?

'Fraid not...
Trust me, just don't even try that one...go random like;
"Awesome". That way you can't fail.
/Party of a few fail-offs

Glock17: Looked like she quit the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Surely, you can't be serious.

Oh, wait...

Damn!

surely: Glock17: Looked like she quit picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

There.. fixed that for you.

Surely, you can't be serious.

Oh, wait...

Damn!

Yes I am... and don't call me Shirley.

She should plead not guilty by reason of insanity. I would be crazy if I had to put up with damn kids all day.

Some days even teachers don't want to go to school.

whoa, what a kook!

"Hello, thith is Thindy Brady and I'm calling to thay that there'th a bomb in the thchool."

macdaddy357: She should plead not guilty by reason of insanity. I would be crazy if I had to put up with damn kids all day.

This.

Kids are getting dumber, meaner, and more entitled...but then, so are the teachers.

/Romanyszyn, eh? She's either a loony Russki (hot) or married a loony Russki (not hot).

Awesome. My hometown of Doylestown gets a mention.

I love our psycho teachers! Can you believe that our school district (Central Bucks) is actually one of the highest paying districts in the country? Looks like that money is well spent.

Nevermind. I fail. She's from a neighboring school district.

at least she had a rational response to not getting the class assignment she wanted

toroda: There...fixed that for you.

Double damn!

/...or should I take the physical challange?

Wow... That's all kinds of farked up.

Is there really that big a difference between teaching 4th graders rather than 5th graders?

"You have denied me the joy of introducing the children to fractions, feel my wrath!!!!"

Hot for teacher...

technicolor-misfit: Wow... That's all kinds of farked up.

Is there really that big a difference between teaching 4th graders rather than 5th graders?

"You have denied me the joy of introducing the children to fractions, feel my wrath!!!!"

I have several friends who just want a teaching job, and this lady is upset that she's not teaching the right grade?!

Its not like you go to college and get all of these degrees to teach a specific grade.

See, this is the kind of crazy that comes from being denied access to a lover, not job stuff... (See: Astronaut Lisa Nowak)

I bet further investigations reveal she was banging a kid who will be in 5th grade... or maybe a fellow teacher, whom teaching 5th grade would have given her more access to.

Or maybe she's boning the principal, and is pisssed he didn't give her what she wanted... or maybe he just quit boning her...

I don't know the specifics, but mark my words... boning is involved.

Does anyone remember a time when adults (especially those in authority positions) acted like adults?

Me neither.

Not wrapped too tight. If she had not been caught she would have make a hell of an administrator.

Can someone please direct me to Mrs. Smith's English class?

Sweet dude.

Shiat, throw the book at her. Not only did she try and panic everyone in the region for her own petty reasons, she tried to ruin the lives of a couple randomly selected kids.

donnyd: Awesome. My hometown of Doylestown gets a mention.

I love our psycho teachers! Can you believe that our school district (Central Bucks) is actually one of the highest paying districts in the country? Looks like that money is well spent.

And my home town of Warminster is where it is happening. She is in Centennial, not Central Bucks. One of my friends' girlfriend works with the lady. All this over not getting the classroom assignment she wanted!

That article went on forever, funny how they just toss this off at the end:
Longstreth received another threat over the weekend, but Romanyszyn was not charged in connection with that incident.

That article went on forever about her likely guilt, funny how they just toss this off at the end:
Longstreth received another threat over the weekend, but Romanyszyn was not charged in connection with that incident.

Hmmm, let's see how it's going to work out for the offending "educators:" will they be subject to draconian punishments under zero tolerance policies, or will the teacher's union defend them to the death while they're suspended without pay?

America's public schools have become nothing but an employment program for asshats who could never hack it in the real world. God I hate public school administrators.

She can put her pipe bomb in my mailbox anytime she wants.