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(Local6)   Christina Aguilera gets body piercings on bad days   (local6.com) divider line 113
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2002-10-24 01:37:41 PM  
Aguilera has 11 piercings so far -- five in her ears and one each in her nose, her lower lip, and right nipple.

As for the rest of them, Aguilera said one's in a place known only to her doctor and her boyfriends...


Hmm, I wonder where that piercing could possibly be. Why don't they just write, "As for the rest of them, Aguilera said she has one in her genitalia. Something the whole world now knows"
 
2002-10-24 02:15:50 PM  
I'd hit that.

Heh.
 
2002-10-24 02:17:45 PM  
Whew...now that the sniper thing is all wrapped up, we now return you to your regular bombardment of stupid news about celebrities that you just can't seem to get enough of.
 
2002-10-24 02:17:45 PM  
Everytime someone posts a Christina Aguilera post in Fark, she grows bigger, stronger and skankier.. Until she will consume us all.

Please think of the children's future, stop hyping Christina Aguilera.
 
2002-10-24 02:19:11 PM  
2 years ago it hit it, but im afraid that now it would hit me back...
 
2002-10-24 02:19:29 PM  
Alright, enough with unglyhaira already
 
2002-10-24 02:19:30 PM  
Aguilera said one's in a place known only to her doctor and her boyfriends.

She said she's gotten a lot of compliments on it.


Obvious.
 
2002-10-24 02:21:08 PM  
I guess there IS still music for idiot preppies who want to look different, but are too afraid to get too far from the britney spears shiat.
 
2002-10-24 02:21:08 PM  

Christina Gaguilera again?


 
2002-10-24 02:21:08 PM  
Let's start a conspiracy to make her life miserable. Then, she'll get lots of piercings, one of them is bound to get infected, and she'll be too gross to be a pop singer. Instant career ender.
 
2002-10-24 02:21:09 PM  
From the "news" article:

'Aguilera said she will never get her navel done because it's "too played out," and not her tongue because that's "very sorority." '


"Very sorority?" WHAT??? Anyone who actually talks like that needs to be removed from the gene-pool posthaste.
 
2002-10-24 02:21:40 PM  
Aguilera said one's in a place known only to her doctor and her boyfriends.

I'm sure it's deep inside her anus.
 
2002-10-24 02:25:22 PM  
Impaler: For real. The article says that she has "other" piercings - not in her ears, nose, lip, nipples, belly button or tongue. Hm, how many places does that leave?

Plus, by my count, that's 3 "other" piercings.

/counting on fingers
 
2002-10-24 02:25:35 PM  
I like how "boyfriends" is plurl.

[SLUT]
 
2002-10-24 02:26:44 PM  
I don't know any sorostitutes that have tongue piercings.
I have one and my boyfriends love it.
 
2002-10-24 02:28:44 PM  

"She said she's gotten a lot of compliments on it and it's "in a place that most people wouldn't have the guts to do it.""

Um, her brain ? OK, I give up.

 
2002-10-24 02:29:31 PM  
She is like such a like rebel and stuff
 
2002-10-24 02:29:57 PM  
When your greatest concerns in life are the up-to-date trends in the placement of body piercings maybe it's time to shoot yourself.
 
2002-10-24 02:30:55 PM  
"In entertainment news, has anybody seen that new Christina Aguliera video? I think it gave my TV genital warts."

-- Jimmy Fallon
 
2002-10-24 02:31:26 PM  
Fark, all christina all the time.... but she is still better than titny spears
 
2002-10-24 02:32:04 PM  
"In the butt, Chuck, definitely in the butt."
 
Rod
2002-10-24 02:32:06 PM  
Please Chirsina get a "Darwin Award" and spare the world the horror of looking at your ugly face... Madonna is looking like a good girl next to her trap arse...
 
2002-10-24 02:32:08 PM  
Haven't we had enough of these posts already? What's worse is that there is a another article on her greenlighted in the que.
 
2002-10-24 02:32:29 PM  
i'd expand her little tight walls in a heart beat. she is pretty damn hot!!
 
2002-10-24 02:32:30 PM  
pssst....I think its her vagina.
 
2002-10-24 02:33:34 PM  
Christina Agulera is such a greasy skank!

Aguilera said she will never get her navel done because it's too played out and not her tongue because that's very sorority.

Shut up you stupid biatch.....
 
2002-10-24 02:34:31 PM  
Can this girl(twit, chick how do you discribe this nasty thing?) get any skankier. Too bad she's throwing her talent down ol' mariah's skank hole way to patheticness. Dumb twit. Her mother should slap her.
 
2002-10-24 02:35:27 PM  
In the words of Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar":

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLUT!
 
2002-10-24 02:36:24 PM  
'Aguilera said she will never get her navel done because it's "too played out," and not her tongue because that's "very sorority." '

this addition just in:
"but i'll put a couple in my box cuz it makes me go "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!!"

skank..
 
2002-10-24 02:38:05 PM  
THANK GOD she has SOME standards, no tongue or navel. And her list ends there. Someone needs to find an anti-agylera page and submit it to uh.. this website whatever it's called.

Rachel Ray is much better lookin (anyone get the slightly obscure reference?)
 
2002-10-24 02:38:06 PM  
Aguilera said she will never get her navel done because it's "too played out"...

You mean "played out" like the location of "secret" piercing?


Oh yeah, I didn't read the rest of the comments. Sorry if anybody/everybody already made that joke.
 
2002-10-24 02:38:09 PM  
Yeah..... mental note: Don't use words, "Only boyfriends see it" and "Lots of compliments on it" in same interview.
 
2002-10-24 02:38:31 PM  
I'd pierce it!
 
2002-10-24 02:38:40 PM  
Cool, now maybe all the junior high girls will start sticking themselves with needles more often. They've needed some hip new way to really shock their parents ever since that whole "goth" thing went out of fashion.
 
2002-10-24 02:39:11 PM  
I'd clean her jewelery real clean mmmmmmmmmm
 
2002-10-24 02:42:46 PM  
is drew getting any money for all the christina plugs lately?
 
2002-10-24 02:43:42 PM  
I wonder where that other peircing is.

Could it be in her VAGINA?
Is it her VAGINA that has a pericing? Her CLITORIS?
Perhaps her LABIA?

jezus h christ am I tired of stupid column writers.
 
2002-10-24 02:45:06 PM  
She got fat.
 
2002-10-24 02:45:29 PM  
OK, let's do some math:

Aguilera has 11 piercings so far -- five in her ears (5), and one each in her nose (i'm going to assume that's "nostrils," and say 5+2=7), her lower lip (7+1=8), and right nipple (8+1=9). ONE of the others is down south, so that'd be 9+1=10. Where the fark is the OTHER one?!
 
2002-10-24 02:45:44 PM  
Christ, she's unattractive.
 
2002-10-24 02:46:45 PM  
10-24-02 02:21:40 PM CACA!

I'm sure it's deep inside her anus.


Thanks caca, now I have to clean the spit off my monitor...
 
2002-10-24 02:46:54 PM  
Contestant---"Intimate piercings for 100, Alex...."

Alex Trebek---"It's in her coont."

Contestant---"Who is Christina Aguilera??"

Alex Trebek---"Correct...."
 
2002-10-24 02:47:27 PM  
Three words: trai.ler.trash.
 
2002-10-24 02:49:09 PM  
Wow, she is such a rebel! These piercings confirm the fact that she is not just some corporate-packaged pop puppet out looking for more media coverage. She is an artist and as such she is definately entitled to mutilate her genitalia in any way she sees fit.

For her next shocking feat I suggest learning an instrument and actually writing songs.....or calling up Snoop Dogg for an audition in his next doggy style porn.
 
2002-10-24 02:49:58 PM  
Wow, she is such a rebel! These piercings confirm the fact that she is not just some corporate-packaged pop puppet out looking for more media coverage. She is an artist and as such she is definitely entitled to mutilate her genitalia in any way she sees fit.

For her next shocking feat I suggest learning an instrument and actually writing songs.....or calling up Snoop Dogg for an audition in his next doggy style porn.
 
2002-10-24 02:51:25 PM  
how about piercing her skull.... with a railroad spike.....phineas gage style, or is that too played out?

-Geezo
 
WD
2002-10-24 02:52:23 PM  
Ok, what's with all the Christina Aguilera articles?
She's a skank. Move along, there's nothing to see here.
 
2002-10-24 02:52:49 PM  

This recent string here on SKANK-HO.COM has made me miss ol...

 
2002-10-24 02:54:23 PM  
The good Lord gave a body all the piercings it needs!
/Fundie_Mode
 
2002-10-24 02:58:43 PM  
...and she gives handjobs to her boyfriends on good days.
 
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