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(Some Guy)   Wanted: 5000 naked people in Toronto   (canada.com ) divider line
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227 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2002 at 6:31 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-10-24 09:06:20 PM  
10-24-02 08:08:21 PM I_B_OTAY
I would intorduce myself, "Hi my name is Rich, and this is my friend Dick. Oh Look, he wants to shake hands"


Yeah...good luck with that.
 
2002-10-24 09:08:26 PM  
Will you be there Gomi? Maybe I should make an appearance.
 
2002-10-24 09:12:42 PM  
Jeez, Spencer, get a new gimmick already...
 
2002-10-24 09:17:19 PM  
I'm in. Can I bring some lube while I'm at it? I'm of course assuming that after the photo shoot's all done there's gonna be a massive orgy....It's just common sense.
 
2002-10-24 09:23:28 PM  
PERV!
 
2002-10-24 09:25:58 PM  
well, assuming it actually happens, then yes, probably.
i went to his site and put my name and email in for any updates.

not exactly an exhibitionist. but considering the sheer number of people there.. it'll be alot easier and seem fairly anonmyous..
 
2002-10-24 09:27:30 PM  
maybe it's just me...but these pics just look like a bunch of naked dead people...fun for a necrophiliac i guess...yucky...
 
2002-10-24 09:28:35 PM  
Imagine the seen if this turned into a mass oR g. Damn! What a party!
 
2002-10-24 09:31:33 PM  
[image from capalert.com too old to be available]
 
2002-10-24 09:31:52 PM  
10-24-02 09:17:19 PM MegaDethHead
I'm in. Can I bring some lube while I'm at it? I'm of course assuming that after the photo shoot's all done there's gonna be a massive orgy....It's just common sense.


You know, it's people like you that have given naturism and nudity such a hard time in this country. The reason many places, even beaches, will not allow clothing optional is because of the association nudity = sex.

Nudity does NOT mean sex or that sex has to happen. Social nudity means you are sharing yourself with people and that you are not ashamed of who or what you are. Think about it, it is CLOTHING that defines who we are, nudity is how everyone is. Your identity is not defined by your physical body, it is defined by what you place over that body.
 
2002-10-24 09:43:57 PM  
Captain_Insano: Yeah! Ok. If I'm in the middle of a group of nudists that are sexualy apealling to me and my general does not stand at attention, then I know it's Viagra time. Are you saying you can some how block the urge of stimulation or are you just suffering from limp noodle or cob web crotch?
 
2002-10-24 09:45:12 PM  
Interesting...I've always wondered about nudie camps, and this would apply here as well, what do you do if you're a man and you get aroused?? Do you a) Pretend like nothing has happened and go on with your business b) try and hide it or c) show it off proudly (if you've got something to be proud of anyway).
 
2002-10-24 10:07:26 PM  
I've been in two of his photos, done at one session. I was totally unimpressed by Tunick's 'vision', which is basically 'here is a landmark image from this city, now let's cover it with nude bodies and take a postcard shot'. Not saying it's bad, exactly, but this otehr guy, David Friedman, does work which also uses mass nudity but has a lot more interesting conceptual content.

Anyhow, it must be easier for Tunick to get the word out for his photo shoots now that the web exists. That's pretty cool.
 
2002-10-24 10:13:09 PM  
It's so friggin' cold out right now the men will look like women.
 
2002-10-24 10:15:34 PM  
10-24-02 09:43:57 PM Proton
Captain_Insano: Yeah! Ok. If I'm in the middle of a group of nudists that are sexualy apealling to me and my general does not stand at attention, then I know it's Viagra time. Are you saying you can some how block the urge of stimulation or are you just suffering from limp noodle or cob web crotch?


If you are in the middle of a group of nudists then you are probably already familiar with that type of environment. Sexuality does NOT come first -- it is the SOCIAL aspect that comes first. People treat you for who you are, not for what you look like. They don't give a shiat if you have a small wang or if you've got an erection. These people have seen penises all the time they've been naturists -- some of them their entire lives. Another johnson at attention isn't going to bother them much. Most naturist etiquette says to wear a towel when that happens, or if you don't have any towel handy, and there's no place to lay down or something like that, then just don't draw attention to it. It goes down eventually, after all.

One thing I had to learn quick about being a naturist was to watch out for that, but at the same time I found out that it doesn't really *matter.* You spend some time naked around naked people, sooner or later you don't even realize you're naked. It's just that relaxing. As for "blocking" it, just think of what you would think of to get it down in the first place -- Janet Reno is always a reccomended favorite. Or baseball.
10-24-02 09:45:12 PM ElBarto79
Interesting...I've always wondered about nudie camps, and this would apply here as well, what do you do if you're a man and you get aroused?? Do you a) Pretend like nothing has happened and go on with your business b) try and hide it or c) show it off proudly (if you've got something to be proud of anyway).

Well first off "nudist camps" no longer exist. That was a thing of the 60s and 70s. Today they are "naturist resorts," to try to avoid the stereotype of what went with the "nudist camps" -- namely the whole "swinging, erotic, Hawkeye-browsing-the-magazines-on-MASH" thing.

As I stated before, the etiquette is to cover up with a towel -- it really depends on location. Some naturist resorts are strict about that, some don't give a damn. At the beaches, not many people will care. Basically just don't call attention to it. If you do, or if you try to "show off," or if you begin masturbating, you are going to find yourself gone and gone very fast. If it absolutely comes down to a *need* to masturbate, then find as private a place as possible, or even your car.
 
2002-10-24 10:16:20 PM  
and I need to remember to close tags. Bleh.
 
2002-10-24 10:26:58 PM  
I dont get it Captain. Sorry. Naked flesh is naked flesh. It is only natural to want to tap the nearest pleasurable flesh bag. Perhaps the fact that I 'dont get it' very often is why I would always be the guy in the corner or standing under a tree wearing a towel. ; )
 
2002-10-24 10:28:16 PM  
Another 905er here. I'm in, this sounds kinda fun.
 
2002-10-24 10:41:04 PM  
...France surrenders!
 
2002-10-24 10:44:13 PM  
10-24-02 10:26:58 PM Proton
I dont get it Captain. Sorry. Naked flesh is naked flesh. It is only natural to want to tap the nearest pleasurable flesh bag. Perhaps the fact that I 'dont get it' very often is why I would always be the guy in the corner or standing under a tree wearing a towel. ; )


Obviously you don't "get it." Naturists do not put sex first -- they put PEOPLE first. It is about judging someone based on their personality and their heart, not on what they are wearing. Naturists socialize because they have nothing to hide -- literally. The human body was MEANT to be naked and naturists are aware of this. As a result they are quite sociable people indeed.

Try a clothing optional beach, you will see what I mean.
 
2002-10-24 10:45:33 PM  
I saw a bit about this wanker on HBO or some such movie channel a year or so ago. He's a whiny git with a holocaust fetish. He's not aiming for anything artsy, he just wants a bigass pile of skinny naked people lying down looking dead. Not even remotely sexy. The funny bit was when he was at Sturgis or some such biker rally and was too afraid of getting his ass kicked to ask anyone to get naked, then when he finally got the balls to do so he ran and wanted the girl that goes around with him to protect him from angry bikers.

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2002-10-24 10:49:25 PM  
Sorry. Busy.
 
2002-10-24 10:52:19 PM  
Where do I sign up?!

Anyone know of a page or anything with some info?
 
2002-10-24 10:55:21 PM  
 
2002-10-24 10:55:23 PM  
Captain_Insano...You're crazy!

It's not like my orgy comment is really all that SERIOUS. People like me give naturism and nudity a hard time?!?! Please.

Put a hot naked chick in front of me and I'll pop a stiffy. You seem to imply that getting a hard-on is some sort of perversion. (Put a towel around it? Why? It's a natural thing). If being nude is natural, then I say so is having sex and masturbating. Nudity doesn't always = sex, but last I checked sex requires at least some form of nudity.

And if I saw a giant orgy erupt due to nudity, hell, I wouldn't complain about it. I'd probaby tape it and sell it.
 
2002-10-24 11:02:37 PM  
And if you can't find a towel to cover with, there's always sticks and mud.
 
2002-10-24 11:11:33 PM  
We already have a clothing optional beach on the Toronto Islands. Just go there. Well, not now, it's bloody freezing these dayz.
 
2002-10-24 11:13:15 PM  
Captain: Oh...I see. To keep the natural urge of 'making hot and sloppy' you talk about a lot of boring stuff with the fellow nudists.
 
2002-10-24 11:19:46 PM  
Put a hot naked chick in front of me and I'll pop a stiffy.

And you are missing my point -- naturists do NOT rely on the physical. You are using the mindset of being naked = must have sex or be in a sexual mood. This is what I meant by you and others like that giving naturists a hard time.

seem to imply that getting a hard-on is some sort of perversion.

Actually I don't think it is. Mind you, I'm a home nudist (naturist). I actually haven't had a chance to socialize with naturists yet, though I plan to in the future. I really don't care if someone sees me with an erection or not, even in that setting. But what you are going to find is that many naturists take that view -- there are a lot of conservative naturists out there. Thankfully, you don't run into them that often.

If being nude is natural, then I say so is having sex and masturbating.

Some naturists consider it that way, but those are acts that are as private as defecation or urination -- you don't go doing those in public. Also that is SEX. Naturism is NOT about sex. If you think it is, you are wrong.

And if I saw a giant orgy erupt due to nudity, hell, I wouldn't complain about it. I'd probaby tape it and sell it.

You wouldn't, dont worry.

I suggest you try these links:


http://www.netnude.com

http://www.nudistguide.com

http://www.cybernude.com
 
2002-10-24 11:22:51 PM  
10-24-02 11:13:15 PM Proton
Captain: Oh...I see. To keep the natural urge of 'making hot and sloppy' you talk about a lot of boring stuff with the fellow nudists.


No, naturists simply don't concentrate on the physical. They concentrate on the emotional and mental. Being naked means being free. So what if everyone is naked? Let's go swimming. Let's go hiking. Let's just enjoy being nude. Sex is not a part of it.

If you think sex not being a part of being naked is 'boring' then naturism is not for you.
 
2002-10-24 11:40:31 PM  
Captain_Insano is absolutely correct. I've been a Naturist since 1986. It's not about sex but about body acceptance. Check out the Naturist Society on the web if you want more info.
 
2002-10-24 11:43:47 PM  
Captain: You said...

"No, naturists simply don't concentrate on the physical. They concentrate on the emotional and mental."

So farking does not come in to play when concentrating on the emotional and mental nudist? I'm sure it's nice to help the emotionally distressed...especially when they are naked, but I'm sure some where in the back of your well trained mind that you are thinking..."Oh yeah! I'd hit it!"
 
2002-10-24 11:48:15 PM  
Admit it Captain. Your as human as I am.
 
2002-10-24 11:55:15 PM  
Elaboration:
Wanted: 5000 naked people in Toronto. In November (well almost).

Are you freaking kidding me?
 
2002-10-24 11:57:21 PM  
It's a chilly thought for sure. In fact, if this does happen, we will nee a ne definition of ERECT and SHRINK.
 
2002-10-24 11:59:31 PM  
asshat typist here.

It's a chilly thought for sure. In fact, if this does happen, we will need a new definition of ERECT and SHRINK.
 
2002-10-25 12:04:53 AM  
they are actually looking for glass cutters
 
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2002-10-25 12:37:22 AM  
COUNT ME IN!
 
2002-10-25 12:50:06 AM  
So farking does not come in to play when concentrating on the emotional and mental nudist?

Nope.


I'm sure some where in the back of your well trained mind that you are thinking..."Oh yeah! I'd hit it!"


You can't deny what millions of years of evolution has given you, but if you have enough control over yourself, you can try. You make it out as if there are rapes going on all the time and swingers having the time of their lives. Naturists *do not care* about that sort of thing.
 
2002-10-25 12:51:29 AM  
10-24-02 11:48:15 PM Proton
Admit it Captain. Your as human as I am.


Actually I am at least 1/4th alien...I'm not sure what race, but I really doubt it's the Greys.
 
2002-10-25 12:56:08 AM  
Toronto is too conservative and such a display will be mired in law suits, counter law suits and other red tape.

Why did 90+ respond to this garbage? Next, some real news...

Who wants to see a bunch of fat Canadian cows anyway!
 
2002-10-25 12:59:37 AM  
Who wants to see a bunch of fat Canadian cows anyway!

Let me guess...you're fat and ugly, right?
 
2002-10-25 02:58:36 AM  
Card Carrying Naturist Society Member Here:

#1900035

Now ask me where I put my card! :P
 
2002-10-25 05:03:10 AM  
Captain Insano

I won't dignify that with a comment.

("Who wants to see a bunch of fat Canadian cows anyway!")

I suppose you will be in the front row with your streamline belly, Yank.
 
2002-10-25 05:35:12 AM  
I'd go in June. That'd be cool.

Any time before then'd be way too freaking cold for me. [whinge]I have Raynaud's disease.[/whinge] And I live in the wrong country. Hell, Vancouver is too cold for me apart for three months of the year. Any Farkers that can help me emigrate to Australia? I'd go naked there 24/7, just from relief.
 
2002-10-25 06:10:52 AM  
no shoes, no shirt, no problem.
 
2002-10-25 06:21:38 AM  
So what you've been saying Captain_Insano is naturists spend a lot of time covering up their woodies or thinking about Janet Reno. Sounds like there's an awful lot of masturbating going on after the volleyball. Naturist = Voyeur.
 
2002-10-25 07:46:21 AM  
Mohican, I don't think you'll have a problem finding 5000 people in the Toronto area willing to try this out. And who would be doing the suing? I'd guess the guy will get a permit first.

If I'm there, I'll write FARK on my arse.
 
2002-10-25 09:55:02 AM  
I suppose you will be in the front row with your streamline belly, Yank.


Naturists don't care about "streamlined bellys." They don't care about fat ones, either. Naturism is about body acceptance.
 
2002-10-25 09:57:00 AM  
So what you've been saying Captain_Insano is naturists spend a lot of time covering up their woodies or thinking about Janet Reno. Sounds like there's an awful lot of masturbating going on after the volleyball. Naturist = Voyeur.

God damn you people are starting to bug me. Naturists are NOT voyeurs. Naturists are NOT sexual deviants. Naturism DOES NOT EQUAL sex.

Erections rarely if ever happen in a naturist setting or environment. It is a relaxed atmosphere where body acceptance is the norm and you are judged for who you are on the inside not what your body is doing/has done on the outside.
 
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