VideSupra: ah3133: /Not really

Hollywood:



Real life:

Hillary Clinton is evil.

guidoanselmi
That's funny, cause she won't!

*dum dum chsshhh*

/Goodnight, folks! I'll be here all week!

On a 1-10 scale of corny humour I give that a 5. On a scale of actual humour it's more of a 0. ;-)

LauraBelle: On a 1-10 scale of corny humour I give that a 5. On a scale of actual humour it's more of a 0. ;-)

On a scale of truth: 10

ah3133: funmonger: ah3133:

You're a Pedophile.

... and funmonger reveals that ah3133's hatred of child molesters is fueled by his own dark, hidden pedophilia ... on this week's episode of "Poetic Justice: Adventures in the Liberal Fantasy-World"

Liberal! Ha!

Your logic has holes.

Echoic On a scale of truth: 10

On a scale of nonsense: 1O. :-)

(Seriously, it's late and I'm stubborn. Let's not turn this into a contest on who can be the most creative w/scale examples.) Although that could be fun...

LadyBinky: I have never been this stressed out by an election. All the candidates except Obama are somewhere on the scale of terrifying or despicable.

THIS

If Obama's not in the presidential election, I will withdraw in disgust. ("Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.")

It's typical Clinton fact twisting and lying. She agrees to do one thing, then does another. She did it in Michigan where she agreed not to campaign, then did... she did it in NV where she agreed to have caucuses in casinos, then fought against them... and now she does it in Florida. Bill is out there, and as usual, he's fast and loose with facts, when he isn't misleading, he's outright lying. Honestly, regardless of Obama, I just can't fathom why anyone would be pro-Clinton again... even her politics of personal destruction campaign has clearly demonstrated that what we can expect from Hillary is more of the same brand of politics and divisiveness that has brought this country to its knees.

Can't believe I'm the first guy to post this.

Gothmolly: What a cunning stunt !!

Hillary... What a cunning stunt !!
I would buy that t-shirt.

where the hell is the "Florida Special Primaries: Even if you win you're still retarded!" post?!?

8 more years of Clinton. Or, maybe McCain.

Is Canada hiring? Seriously.

If she gets the nomination, I am starting a committee to withdraw Florida from the Union for being disinfranchised.

This is pure bullshiat and if they rig it so she gets Florida's delegates, I will be pissed.

No more Clintons in the White House.

/ok maybe Chelsea
//depends on how much of a power hungry sociopath she is

I consider myself a conservative, and damn I don't hate Hillary as much as some of the people in here.

Obama and her are not that different.

bronyaur1: She is SHAMELESS. Absolutely shameless. Even a $5 BJ hooker has a better moral code than this sociopath.

/Well spoken! Bravo!

crazy_gaijin: I'm not pro-Hillary, but I find it hard to consider it a tie if she's the only one that actually participated. As far as delegates go, it's a tie, but overall, I can see how it could be considered a win for Hillary.

Yeah. I always promise not to play Monopoly with my friends. Then, when they don't play, I claim victory. It's great!

SnoreCriminal
If she gets the nomination, I am starting a committee to withdraw Florida from the Union for being disinfranchised.

This is pure bullshiat and if they rig it so she gets Florida's delegates, I will be pissed.

No more Clintons in the White House.

She'll get the delegates (Michigans too) and will get the nomination. Better get started on your committee.

hillary makes me wish there was a stronger word in the english language for "absolute unadulterated pure hate"

Actually it's two words: mommy issues

/you'll get over it

Sen. Clinton attempts to spin a zero-zero tie as a win

of course she did.

it's amazing that so many people ( mostly women ) in their zeal to elect a woman would so blindly support someone like her. The Clintons and their hate machine are both shameful and shameless. it is funny to watch other Dems though react with shock and outrage at the Clinton's tactics against Obama.....as though they haven't ALWAYS been that way. I guess this new sense of decency will be short lived if she wins the nomination and uses the same dirty and nasty tactics against some evil Republican.

Bill Frist: 1) Sexist women
2) Agest old people
3) Racist hispanics
4) Ignorant poor people

/If you are talking about the "typical" Clinton voter.. you may want to add...
5) dead people
6) convicted felons
7) illegal aliens
8) chinese exchange students
9) liberal fascists
10) anti-semites
to that list!

betona: Can't believe I'm the first guy to post this.

I agree with the sentiment, but why the misused apostrophes? I'm not one of those grammar nazis who points this stuff out in regular posts, but in a graphic designed to support a political cause? That's as shameful as the guy with the "moran" sign.

not reading the comments, but no one campaigned there. Clinton won the vote, even if it wasn't for any delegates. Didn't Obama in a recent primary/caucus claim that he won because he got more delegates, even though Clinton won the vote? Everyone does it. Dem, Repub... take your pick.

I think it would be appropriate if the first woman President was a psychotic who used her husband to get elected.

haters

/like the fist of an angry god

Wombatzu: Obama seems to want to overcome this kind of thinking and the Clintons are using it as a weapon and will probably ride to victory on a wave of 60 year-old lesbians with bad haircuts and racist latinos.

Mentat: Why would a 60 year-old lesbian need a racist latino?


Mentat: You owe me a new keyboard.

/I know, I know...late to the party
//it's still funny
///Obama '08...and I'm a white woman.

seabass242: I consider myself a conservative, and damn I don't hate Hillary as much as some of the people in here.

Then you haven't been paying attention.

Is it too late to turn this into a Ron Paul thread?

guidoanselmi: Would any Farkers hit this:



Just curious.

I absolutely would.

So she 'won' in the State that can't figure out how ballots work, was stripped of its delegates and has its own Fark tag?

Reminds me of this:

hej: guidoanselmi: Would any Farkers hit this:

/Yup.. with this....

only after putting one of these over it's head...

guidoanselmi: Would any Farkers hit this:

I'm hitting it right now, so I'm really getting a kick....

Most folks are missing something here.

big>She DID win Florida. And just because the delegates aren't count doesn't mean she lacks support there.

A vote is a vote, and in the general election, winning Florida, California, New York and Texas (or any combination thereof) can have a huge effect.

Also, I watched her last night, and I came away with the sense that she was there to tell the voters THANK YOU for taking the time to come out. That kind of gratitude can carry her down the road.

/im not for or against anyone-- I'm just calling it how I see it

UnkleKrakker: So she 'won' in the State that can't figure out how ballots work, was stripped of its delegates and has its own Fark tag?

She will play this unopposed, cheating outcome as a victory and comeback.

The press will continue to support her.

She will get the delegates.

ah hell, I can't spell today.

/im out

ah3133:

I really wish that Pennsylvania's primary actually mattered. It's on April 22. Whoop-de-freakin-doo. I really want to make my vote count against Hillary.
I have actually considered the thought of voting Republican if she becomes the nominee. And then I smacked myself and cried.

hej: Is it too late to turn this into a Ron Paul thread?

go fark yourself

I love how people hate Hillary just because they can. No thought, just bash bash bash. It's like dogs that eat their shiat after they dump it.

Wake me when there's reasonable discussion on her policy positions.

You people suck ass. Haters.

Use your farking brain and quite schlepping for Rush and Hannity, losers.

Stay classless, H. Diane Clinton.

"hope she chokes to death on a dead mules wang."-->come to think of it, it's prolly easier to liquidate a candidate than it is a pres...
/Locks
//Loads...

"Can we sell trade florida to for Cuba?"

"Would any Farkers hit this"

I'd hit it like Thor's hammar! BAM!


I'm voting for Robot Nixon!

What is Barack Obama doing submitting headlines on Fark?

Its simple folks, all going to go like this:

McCain will take the R nomination, thats plainly obvious.

If Obama wins the D nomination (I hope), he will take the presidency as well.

If Hilly wins the D nomination, the R's will spend the next few months picking her apart to gain the undecided vote. Combine that with the standing R vote, and all the D's who cant stand Hilly it will become a republican landslide.

There are too many people who just cant stand Hillary. Sure she will win some states, but most likely not enough.

I also think its funny when people suggest her win in FL will influence other states. I mean really, its Florida.

LauraBelle: I'm voting for Hillary. Try to refrain from bombardment. ;-)

While I would definately hit it, I must ask WHY?

TheFatManCometh: You are an idiot. That's the whole point of the joke. Man, you just ruined it. What a moron!

You don't Fark much do you. Grab hold of the worm a littel tighter and fix that sarcasm meter.