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2008-01-29 04:53:40 PM
cardboardmonocle.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2008-01-29 04:55:33 PM
DISCO RUBBER DUCKY !! (mp3, new window)
 
2008-01-29 05:02:37 PM
cowlander.neobahumut.com
 
2008-01-29 05:02:48 PM
Next time just shove a chair against oven door, and turn up the TV.
 
2008-01-29 05:02:55 PM
orothon.com

Mai pet duck, has you seen it?
 
2008-01-29 05:03:02 PM
Yay! Tallahassee.
 
2008-01-29 05:03:37 PM
Dawn of the Dead Duck?
 
2008-01-29 05:03:48 PM
Oh, that's just ducky.

/Oh Boy, a bad pun thread
 
2008-01-29 05:04:04 PM
Well f*ck a duck.
 
2008-01-29 05:04:24 PM
Seriously?

Surgery on a duck that had been shot to be someone's food?

/Food chain proving to be malleable...
 
2008-01-29 05:04:41 PM
Tastes like chicken!
 
2008-01-29 05:04:51 PM
Why did he put a "dead" duck in his refrigerator without plucking/gutting/cleaning it?

Okay, maybe he was waiting to do it until he had the time to make a mess.

So why didn't he just kill it "again?" Did he feel bad about it or something? He'd already shot it once, why bring it to a shelter for surgery? :-\
 
2008-01-29 05:05:25 PM
Guess the lady didn't know they ordered the Peking Duck.
 
2008-01-29 05:06:21 PM
i154.photobucket.com
Pronoun trouble.
 
2008-01-29 05:06:22 PM
It just gets back up and flies
Some hunters started shooting it not knowing what it was
But it just keeps on flying off because because because
This is the duck that never dies
It just gets back up and flies
Some hunters started shooting it not knowing what it was
But it just keeps on flying off because because because
This is the duck that never dies
It just gets back up and flies
Some hunters started shooting it not knowing what it was
But it just keeps on flying off because because because
This is the duck that never dies
It just gets back up and flies
Etc, ad infinitum.
 
2008-01-29 05:06:24 PM
With squares
 
2008-01-29 05:06:29 PM
img145.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
2008-01-29 05:06:50 PM
My duck didn't survive surgery. Then again, my procedure involves an oven, and some moo-shoo pancakes.
 
2008-01-29 05:09:57 PM
A year old...is it slow news day, again???
 
2008-01-29 05:10:35 PM
This is a followup, I remember reading the original story on here about the hunters wife finding it alive in the fridge.
 
2008-01-29 05:10:52 PM
dag, this story is old as ass
 
2008-01-29 05:12:43 PM
Happy 1st birthday TFA! One year old now!!! thats so cute, finding a one year old article. Time to have a birthday party for it!
 
2008-01-29 05:13:28 PM
I'm surprised a duck confit in such a small freezer.
 
2008-01-29 05:13:47 PM
Yuck. I dont duck hunt just because cleaning ducks sucks so bad. Those mofos stink. bleargh.
 
2008-01-29 05:14:02 PM
Ancient article is ancient.
 
2008-01-29 05:14:34 PM
Caesar1313: This is a followup, I remember reading the original story on here about the hunters wife finding it alive in the fridge.

A follow-up, sure. That still doesn't change the fact that the follow-up was from ONE YEAR AGO!
 
2008-01-29 05:15:00 PM
RTFA

Duck does it AGAIN.
Tallahassee, Florida - Call him Lazarus - and then some. Veterinarians in Florida say a plucky duck that survived two days in a refrigerator after being shot by a hunter has done it again - this time after apparently dying on the operating table.

Perky had been shot earlier this month and put into the hunter's refrigerator. That's when the hunter's wife opened the door and the duck lifted its head, giving her a scare.

Then, Saturday, Perky was declared dead during surgery, but veterinarians say it perked up a few seconds later after some chest compressions and oxygen.

Wildlife rehabilitator Noni Beck of Goose Creek Wildlife Sanctuary says the duck is sensitive to the anesthesia, and won't be having surgery again anytime soon.




\\\won't eat duck ever again
 
2008-01-29 05:15:46 PM
What? no Tom the Dancing Bug references yet?

/For shame
//too lazy to post a cartoon myself
/meh
 
2008-01-29 05:16:22 PM
jebusfreak: A follow-up, sure. That still doesn't change the fact that the follow-up was from ONE YEAR AGO!

Yeah. Where is that duck today?
 
2008-01-29 05:16:43 PM
\\hangs head in shame
\\\didn't see the "updated on" area
\\\\slinks away
\\Still won't eat duck
 
2008-01-29 05:16:49 PM
Jebusfreak

Easy there...eat some junk food. Not worth the stress, my fellow farker.
 
2008-01-29 05:17:49 PM
silo123j: \\Still won't eat duck

...especially one year undead duck...
 
2008-01-29 05:17:52 PM
The duck now has a taste for braaaiiinnnssssssssssssss...
 
2008-01-29 05:17:55 PM
Originally Posted 1/29/2007
 
2008-01-29 05:19:18 PM
This story quacks me up.

/Ba Doom chi
 
2008-01-29 05:19:40 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Yeah. Where is that duck today?
Link (new window)

Thats the most recent article I can find about the duck, and its from a month ago. Apparently it's on display at a Florida museum for till the end of February.
 
2008-01-29 05:19:50 PM
He told you he was hardcore...
 
2008-01-29 05:21:14 PM
Magnus: Jebusfreak

Easy there...eat some junk food. Not worth the stress, my fellow farker.


I'm drinking a Timmy's, the caffeine makes me easily agitated.
 
2008-01-29 05:21:49 PM
I for one welcome our new anatid overlords.

\The duck has risen from the dead
\\to save us all from our sins
\\\deliver us from geese and swans
\\\\and take us to the pond in the sky...
 
2008-01-29 05:22:35 PM
JonnyBGoode: The duck now has a taste for braaaiiinnnssssssssssssss...

Is this him?
 
2008-01-29 05:22:39 PM
Plucky ducky.
 
2008-01-29 05:22:45 PM
Not impressed
scribalterror.blogs.com


/pops
 
2008-01-29 05:23:05 PM
I LOLed at the part of scaring the wife when she opened the freezer..

Ducks survive very low temps in the winter just fine..:)

And what duck hunter puts a duck in a freezer without cleaning it first anyway?
 
2008-01-29 05:28:53 PM
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8762/pg/one/six.jpg

Also not impressed

/html skills are the sux0rs!
 
2008-01-29 05:29:31 PM
And after a year he arose from the dead.... again.

/Jesus has nothing on him
/Good thing the cooldown on Reincarnation was up.
 
2008-01-29 05:30:36 PM
When I was little (early 80's) I saw a short news clip on Saturday morning during the cartoons about a duck that was shot with an arrow through the chest from left to right. They cut the arrow, pulled it out, stuck in some gauze and the duck was fine. Probably for the best, the meat would have been too tough.
 
2008-01-29 05:33:05 PM
Let's play the name game!
 
2008-01-29 05:34:50 PM
Where's Rick Dees?
 
2008-01-29 05:35:20 PM
img1.fark.net tag please.

How the fark does a duck, who was supposed to be killed by the hunter, end up at the vet's? WTF?!!?
 
2008-01-29 05:35:56 PM
ultraholland: How the fark does a duck, who was supposed to be killed by the hunter, end up at the vet's? WTF?!!?

Well, the duck got shot...so he COULD be a vet.
 
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