Bush: I love Dick.
Dick: Excellent

"Read my lips ... no new ... no, wait a minute ..."

DarthCheney: "Now that you have served me, your time is done my apprentice!"
Bush: "Ow, Dick, my head feels like it's gonna splode a little!"

Raisins, what am I doing with raisins?

"I got one more giant screw up left to make, just you wait." *wink*

"And that, fellow Americans, is how I propose to ease our crushing national debt, curb our out-of-control military spending, shore up our free-falling economy, and bring peace to the middle east... Just kidding! Praise Jesus! *wink*"

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia Iran forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."

/too obscure?

Now you see me...now you don't....now you see me...

You gonna get raped.

HeeHeeHee! I have ruined your economy, your way of life, your childrens lives, your world image... HAHHAHAHAHA HEEE HEE HEEEEE!!!! HEEEE!!!

I made a poopy

"heh, Cheney stuck his big toe in my butt again. Feels nice, heh"

"OOOOHHH, that last bead is a doozy!"

Now with voting enabled...

"Warrants? Warrants? We don need no stinkin warrants!"

"So here I am for my "last" state of the union address...yeah, right!"

"As soon as I'm done here, we're all going to Applebee's for Mud Pie and I'm buying!"

"...and thanks to the Mayor of Detroit for his support. He is definitely NOT having an affair with his Chief of Staff."

Look ma, no strings!

I'm strong to the finich, 'cause I eats me spinach..,

"Gotta hold this one til I get to the part where I say 'the safety of our country' or Dick is gonna call doorknob"

Quack, quack, quack!

Condi...Condi, c'mere Condi. Remember that time I was telling you about Skull and Bones, and how they put a weasel in everyone before the initiation?

Well mine just up and moved around, and it's feeling awful cranky today.

"Thanks for all the money, America. Sorry about your kids."

Ok, so how the hell can Cheney give UFIA with both hands showing?

Oh, wait, that wasn't his finger....

Nailed her!

"And one more guess what Dick is holding in his hands...yes, you in the front. My eyeball! That's right!"

Taco Bell is cheap. Sorry Dick!

"Don't make me use my sharingan!"

Don't worry guys. I think we can get them to make those tax cuts permanent.

"..and to think, Clinton was impeached for a blow job!"

You said I couldn't, but I did.
I even gots re-electfied!
Heh heh!

"I am having sexual relations with that woman right now."

I just waged a Jihad of my own...a Rectal Jihad.

And we're kickin' ass in Iraq!

Hey.. Hey... Uhmareka...Did you see that, I... I... winked! Just one eye not two. Gawd dammit I really did! Sumbiatch! YEEHAAH! Meeting adjorned! Lets party!