I see a weeaboo!

The guns were empty and they boiled at him, transmogrified into an Eye and a Hand, and he stood, screaming and reloading, his mind far away and absent, letting his hands do their reloading trick. Could he hold up a hand, tell them he had spent a thousand years learning this trick and others, tell them of the guns and the blood that had blessed them? Not with his mouth. But his hands could speak their own tale.

WARNING.....

GIS FOR "Angela Bismarchi" NSFW

/eep!

Another slanted story brought to you by Fox News.

/No, I could not resist, but thanks for asking.

Dumb freakin' women.
Thy name is vanity.

Wait 20 years and it starts to sag...

@ brap

OH SNAP!!!

/I´d hit it, unlike the freak from the US with the record

Deadhouseplants

You should have submitted this with that headline!

Was the SICK tag unavailable?

Simpsons Nip/Tuck already did it.

This isn't so bad, but I dread the day real Japanese start getting their eyes shaped to look big and blue, like those of their favorite anime characters.

No picture. No story.

DrForrester

I used the sick tag ... apparently I was overuled.

(paraphrasing) She became fascinated with plastic surgery to an extent that her NEXT two husbands were plastic surgeons.

wow.

I'll keep the same old husband and same old face and body.

/easily satisfied

That's an interesting article about a woman who clearly needs help. Funny headline, too. But about these implants...are they removable? Is this something that others have done. Will her eyes still be able to close? That is some serious samba love right there.

Whoever decried the vanity of women in this thread...can you blame them when even if they cured cancer or rescued an orphanage full of babies from a rabid bear, you lot of basement dwellers could only comment on her hitability? Now to mention the fact that a stray hair or a pooch in the tummy makes her a hideous beast to the likes of you.

this song (pops shot) was about coming from masturbation.

FYI

/kinda changes the dynamic of the story a tad

RiverKing: The guns were empty and they boiled at him, transmogrified into an Eye and a Hand, and he stood, screaming and reloading, his mind far away and absent, letting his hands do their reloading trick. Could he hold up a hand, tell them he had spent a thousand years learning this trick and others, tell them of the guns and the blood that had blessed them? Not with his mouth. But his hands could speak their own tale.

Kudos for the reference...



Threadjack or not, Roland rocks...

Myth Sammich: WARNING.....

GIS FOR "Angela Bismarchi" NSFW

/eep!


I would hit that.

Sober and smiling.

look at me look at me

just dye your hair orange like they do in japan now

That Amazonian blond thinks that slanted eyes are gonna make her look japanese?

I bet like 656859 dollars it was born with a peener.

A Brazilian of them? That's a whole lotta models.

/someone had to do it

But will her cooter go side to side?

brap: Bismarchi?

Dammit, I cam in here to say that!!

oldebayer: I dread the day real Japanese start getting their eyes shaped to look big and blue, like those of their favorite anime characters.

They do this in Korea, so I imagine women in Japan probably do this as well.

/approves

They do have that eyelid surgery for Asains already. See this article.

RIP tara reid's boobs

I'm having surgery on my hoo-ha to make it look more Mandingo.

She wants an epicanthic fold??

That's just retarded.

"Two years later, she paraded with the face of President Lula da Silva painted across her exposed body.

Officers released her after she explained that it was a gesture to Silva's anti-hunger plan."

Oh, well, if it's against hunger..

/Glad they specified it was his anti-hunger plan.

...no wonder it's dark.

Some Days Immortality Sux:

just drinking wine watching cooking shows..

The man in black smiled. "Shall we tell the truth then, you and I? No more lies?"
"I thought we had been."

But the man in black persisted as if Roland hadn't spoken. "Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome!"

I LIKE BUKKAKE !!

/So solly ...

brap

I thought this was your day off

brap

Word commonly used in Hip Hop music during the 90's, most notably by American Underground/Indie hip hop artists, signifying gun shot/use of gun etc.



See? No threadjack

FTA
Bismarchi had her first cosmetic surgery in 1992 after her daughter was born. She was just 21 and had her breasts lifted.

She liked the result and became so fascinated with cosmetic surgery that her next two husbands were plastic surgeons.



42 plastic surgeries just to look like Ann Coulter???

RiverKing

Brap is a word made up and popularized by Skinny Puppy in the 80's ......

Leave it to Fox "news" to use "oriental" to refer to Asians.

approves

Dero: Leave it to Fox "news" to use "oriental" to refer to Asians.

Where I live (Hawaii), Asian Americans often (but not always) refer to Asian Americans as "oriental." Perfectly acceptable here, which is weird to me because I grew up in Seattle with all that PC bullshiat.

packrattitude
From that article it says that some asians are saying it is basically shiat that people get that done and not take pride in their identity instead. Personally, looking at the pic in the article, she uh still looks asian to me after the surgery :p But omg, without the droopy eyes.

And brap, that basically becomes my evidence of why rap sucks :p haha thanks ;)

/working on Sunday, and drinkin beeeeeeeerrrrrr :p Hence the stupidity of my post

"A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant."

Oriental? Slant? Ohhwee you racist mothers! Somebody cue that Webster lookin kid. Hey!

Did someone say Japan?



/Obscure even for Fark?