FARK.com: (3355954) Today's news item tailor-made for Fark involves a woman who threatened to cut off part of a man's body and leave him for dead, a "dirty old man," porn, and marijuana. The only thing missing is beer

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		Today's news item tailor-made for Fark involves a woman who threatened to cut off part of a man's body and leave him for dead, a "dirty old man," porn, and marijuana. The only thing missing is beer (news.bbc.co.uk)		13
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buzzvert		2008-01-26 02:09:47 PM

I think Zombie Steve Goodman wrote TFA.

Bucky Katt		2008-01-26 02:10:12 PM

that's a pretty long headline. i'm not sure RTFA is worth the effort.

Kumana Wanalaia		2008-01-26 02:11:59 PM

Porn and marijuana? I thought it was supposed to be hookers and blow.

/You're doing it wrong

TXEric		2008-01-26 02:17:26 PM

I have some beer right here... When's the party?

FarkedOver		2008-01-26 02:25:16 PM

*yawn* The headline just didn't do it for me. Peace out.

FriarTuck		2008-01-26 02:37:43 PM

Its funny and sad when you can tell people used google news to find fark stories:

search Marijuana penis porn

Mr. Whipple Was A Closeted Charmin-Squeezer		2008-01-26 02:41:28 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Porn and marijuana? I thought it was supposed to be hookers and blow.

/You're doing it wrong

Pussy and blow
You know how I live
You can't say that, Whipple
fark off, I just did!

Ow My Balls		2008-01-26 02:45:12 PM

TFA: Ms Farrell, who works in a pharmacy, is also charged with having cannabis.

When I read these lines in stories anymore, in my mind I hear, "...was charged with having scotch tape," or any other random noun, because pot has nothing to do with the crime.

If somebody's busted going 15 mph on the freeway, or was found to be profoundly giggling or staring into space, then pot has something to do with it.

/legalize it
//not a user
///don't mind if you do

The Cornballer		2008-01-26 03:38:31 PM

Tailor-made for Fark? Would need a picture of a cat doing something stupid.

Jamrock		2008-01-26 04:58:41 PM

The Cornballer: Tailor-made for Fark? Would need a picture of a cat doing something stupid.

That comment, full of win

dwalder		2008-01-26 05:43:52 PM

She drank all the beer.

phillydrifter		2008-01-26 07:09:39 PM

There's no point of drinking beer while smoking weed, it kills any effects the pot may have. It's a waste of pot to drink and toke.

Plus there's no calories when you smoke pot; (a single can of beast ice (Milwaukee's Best Ice) has 440 calories).