Do you get 72 of them?

First for Jesus!

Ill let her read me the bible

Didn't read, just stared at their boobs.

Grand Architect: First for Jesus!

I read that as "Fist for Jesus".

I would have declared you winner.

DrFuko: Didn't read, just stared at their boobs.

hehe, same here.

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Bob Ondeeznuts: Grand Architect: First for Jesus!
I read that as "Fist for Jesus".
I would have declared you winner.

Hookers for Hesus!

Can we turn this into a religious flamewar? This is why I hate "moral majority" type Christians, because of the hypocrisy. If you're gonna believe, you have to believe the whole thing.

But their unapologetically brash looks and refusal to condemn the lifestyles they have left behind have also earned them opprobrium from some corners of the born-again world. "Some Christians think we are just cheap harlots and tell us so, but to be honest we really don't care," said Ms Lobert.

Also, google only has 408,000 hits for opprobrium. The first few are dictionaries, after them and a few more pages, the results don't even seem to contain the word. And here it is in an article about sex and boobs.

They can "kneel in prayer" in front of me any day...

/Not gonna lie, the first thing I did was GIS their names...
//look, I had to work this morning, I NEEDED this...

Hydra: *shakes tiny fists at Bob Ondeeznuts*

I'll split my winnings with you then.

From TFA:

"A lot of guys pose for photos with us and when they go home and look up what's on our T-shirts, they learn what we're about. We call it booby-trapping," explained Ms Lobert cheerfully.


Zing!

So my question is: if I convert can I let them feel my love of christ all over their face?

Las Vegas used to be a lucrative haunt for Annie Lobert, a $500-a-day escort girl, and Heather Veitch, a highly-remunerated stripper.

I wonder who pays her rent now. Follow the money....

We tell them that God loves them, even if they are hookers or strippers or porn stars. We offer help and advice - we do whatever we can for them."

Then why stop!

They have heard all the jokes about "porn-again Christians" but say they are happy to use their physical assets to spread the word.

The "apostle" Paul, the one who talked about women going so far as to keep their heads covered in church, would be so pleased by this method...

Reminds me of http://www.xxxchurch.com

Ahh....but what about the church of fudge?

I suppose after you yell "Oh My GOD, I'm COMING!!" a dozen times a day, it has some effect.

The Ten Cummandments.

#1 Thou shall put much more in than the tip
#2 Thou shall touch boobies

You get the point.

Fubini: Reminds me of http://www.xxxchurch.com

/wanted to see naked nuns
//hates you

planes: "Oh My GOD, I'm COMING!!"

Hm... I think it's a scam. Look at them! There's no way they were hookers. After all, they're pretty attractive.

Pics are farked, anyone get 'em?

Fundamentalist Christians are the biggest sexual deviants on the planet. Condemning masturbation? Normal people masturbate! Prohibitions on pre-martial sex? It's been shown that the overwhelming majority of Westerners have sex before marriage. Rejection of pornography? Again, pretty much everyone looks at porn now that the internet makes it so free and easy. Sexual deviancy doesn't just mean necrobestiality, it means violation of sexual norms.

czarangelus: Fundamentalist Christians are the biggest sexual deviants on the planet. Condemning masturbation? Normal people masturbate! Prohibitions on pre-martial sex? It's been shown that the overwhelming majority of Westerners have sex before marriage. Rejection of pornography? Again, pretty much everyone looks at porn now that the internet makes it so free and easy. Sexual deviancy doesn't just mean necrobestiality, it means violation of sexual norms.

I was going to argue some of this stuff with you but then I remembered seeing some of your other arguments in other threads. I think I'd rather watch TV.

Bob Ondeeznuts:

Egad, blasphemy, and funny to boot!

Pocket_Rocket: [snip giant joe louis fist]

My wife and I got married in Detroit this summer (gross pointe actually was where the ceremony was held, but we had to file our license downtown) because that's the area where my family is from. Anyway, you can't use a local office in Wayne county to file your marriage licence, so we drove down to city hall and passed the giant disembodied arm thingie.

Now, my wife is not only a non-detroit native, but an Australian to boot (read: gullible), so we drive past it and the conversation goes like this:

Wife: What the heck is that?
Me: A giant fist.
Wife: What's it for?
Me: You see how it's on those chains?
Wife: Yeah...
Me: They pull it back and then let it swing forward and hit criminals in the head.
Wife: Really??
Me: Yeah but not just any criminals, only the really bad ones.
Wife: Like what??
Me: Gays and Mormons.
Wife: *eyes go all googley* OH MY GOD!

And still, even knowing I'm a jerk like that, the poor girl married me.

xdedd - dude, are people retarded?

Original commissioner
Concept artist
Maquette sculptor
Mold makers
Marketing people
Retailers

... and nobody pointed out the obvious?

Sad tag conspicuously absent.

Mary Magdelene, prostitute by the way I read it, and the disciples asked why he hangs out with her, Jesus said all are welcome or something like that... not a direct quote, but the gist of it.

So whats up with the asshats who say sex is a bad thing, and that sex for $$$ is a bad thing? Hell I would have sex with hot chicks if they paid me! Even if they wouldnt pay me, but thats beside the point.

How about Hookers for FSM? They could dress as naughty pirate wenches.

TwistedFark:
Me: They pull it back and then let it swing forward and hit criminals in the head.

HAHAHAHAH I'm gonna have to use that one next time I have somebody in the car and we drive past!

So, did they also used to put the heads of detroit's enemies on the spiky ball in the spirit of detroit's hand?

Hookers

yay!

For Jesus

oh... nevermind.

/sigh

TwistedFark: Now, my wife is not only a non-detroit native, but an Australian to boot (read: gullible), so we drive past it and the conversation goes like this:

I got a kick out of that. I did the same thing but with the old UniRoyal tire plant in Los Angeles. The facade was a castle like theme.

me: That's where the King of LA lives
her: really?
me: Yes, translate Uni and Royal

took ten years before I was roundly beaten....

TFA: Annie Lobert, a $500-a-day escort girl,



Isn't $500 for an entire day incredibly cheap? I've always thought that if you're getting an escort for most of a day or evening, and she isn't a total skank, it's at least a thousand and probably much more.

Something smells fishy.

TFA: They have heard all the jokes about "porn-again Christians" but say they are happy to use their physical assets to spread the word.



Yes, I see.

I wonder if naughty pine would give him wood...

Former hooker forming a religion? Thats the kind of priests I could get behind!

Literally!

I got the Clap for Jesus!

"I swear honey, I was acting as a missionary for the sex workers. I was doing God's work! You can't punish me for that!"

AuCinaoaMie: Mary Magdelene, prostitute by the way I read it, and the disciples asked why he hangs out with her, Jesus said all are welcome or something like that... not a direct quote, but the gist of it.

So whats up with the asshats who say sex is a bad thing, and that sex for $$$ is a bad thing? Hell I would have sex with hot chicks if they paid me! Even if they wouldnt pay me, but thats beside the point.


First off, I don't know of anywhere that the bible actually says that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. I know people assume it and always say it, but I've never been able to find it myself, or find anybody who could tell me where it says so. It says that she was once possessed by demons, but If you can find a place it calls her a hooker, you be sure to let me know.

Anyway, after Jesus saved "a woman" from being stoned for being caught in the act of adultery (not necessarily prostitution) he told her that he didn't condemn her to death, but that she should go and sin no more. That means that sex between people that aren't married to each other is considered a sin. So I guess you missed that part.

Jesus was know to associate with a lot of the sinners, but he was always telling them to change their ways and be good honest folk. So the argument that sinners aren't really bad, because Jesus liked hung out with them is really kind of a silly one.

Maybe you should learn more about the bible before trying to use it to support your argument. I'm not saying I know it well, but I grew up in a religious family, so I was taught at least a bit about it