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(WTOP)   Satanist claims sex with children is part of his religion. Priests consider switching teams   ( divider line
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123 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Oct 2002 at 2:34 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-23 01:34:34 PM  
Looks like that sniper missed a better target.
2002-10-23 02:39:54 PM  
If I ever run for public office, Im going to push a law that if anyone is convicted of sexually abusing a child, I get to stick my steel toed boots up their ass until they piss and shiat blood.
2002-10-23 02:40:40 PM  
It is a good way to ensure that you're gonna burn in hell.
2002-10-23 02:40:53 PM  
small problem with that arguement...
2002-10-23 02:40:58 PM  
Anybody let Jay Stile know yet? That freak show will love this.
2002-10-23 02:41:04 PM  
Adults? Yeah, sure why not
Kids? uh-uh, don't think so, go directly to FPMITA prison
2002-10-23 02:41:19 PM  
Satanists are nerdy, disgruntled Christians who could never get laid.
2002-10-23 02:41:57 PM  
Oh, my. Does Satanism still exist anymore?

How Grade 7 of them.
2002-10-23 02:43:58 PM  
Funniest title of the week...
2002-10-23 02:43:58 PM  
There is a city called Manasses? Oh wait, that was Manassas. Still gay.
2002-10-23 02:44:55 PM  
Sniper says "hey my religion allows me to kill people!" Bandwagon starting to get full!
2002-10-23 02:44:59 PM  
A Satanist charged with raping a child is claiming that the sex acts are part of his religion

This is tried once every few years to escape rape charges by a technicality. Sure you are allowed to practice any religion you wish, but you must practice with a WILLING partner. Children, by law, are not willing partners in sex, NO MATTER WHAT

Fry his ass.
2002-10-23 02:45:17 PM  
Well, my religion tells me to round up a group of kids, have an orgy and then poke their eyeballs out. NOT!!

What a farkin' ass-hole
2002-10-23 02:45:25 PM  
ummm... I own the Satanic Bible. It has nothing to do with child rape, animal/human sacrifice, or whatever else people want to claim (though if he's a devil worshipper, hell, anything goes, I guess.)

For the record, no, I'm not a Satanist, but it's an interesting religion (and not the type of book you can just check out at the library.)
2002-10-23 02:45:34 PM  

HEDLEY LAMARR: Qualifications?
SHERIFF BART: Stampeding cattle.
HEDLEY LAMARR: That's not much of a crime.
SHERIFF BART: Through the Vatican?

HEDLEY LAMARR: Qualifications?
OUTLAW: Rape, murder, arson and rape.
HEDLEY LAMARR: You said rape twice.
OUTLAW: I like rape.

[image from too old to be available]

2002-10-23 02:45:35 PM  
I thought it was only the Persians, Adam and Eve, that partook of xvaetvadatha and its holy offspring of a noble race.
2002-10-23 02:45:54 PM  
I never understood why people would like to be satanist? I mean, if you dont like God, why dont you just stop believing in him.. it's so easy to be an atheist today...

Satanist = Geeks that want to grab attention.
2002-10-23 02:47:03 PM  
Straight bullshiat Satanism does not promote child molestation or any non consentual sex of any kind.
Being a satanist of 12 some years this guy is obviosly just looking for an excuse for his fetish.
2002-10-23 02:47:28 PM  
OMFG. Do you think that's REALLY part of his religion? Golly. I am offering this note on FARK to attest in future criminal procedings that slaying child molesters is part of my religion. Done and done.
2002-10-23 02:48:38 PM  
And this is different from the
2002-10-23 02:51:33 PM  
I see nothing wrong with this.

Christians pull that ol' "god made me do it" BS all the time. Why should this guy be any different?

2002-10-23 02:51:56 PM  
how come it is that Satanists dont catch a TENTH of the crap that Christians, Jews, or Muslims catch on Fark? hmmmm...
2002-10-23 02:53:27 PM  
10-23-02 02:51:33 PM Crazyeddie
I see nothing wrong with this.

Uh................It's a child!
2002-10-23 02:53:27 PM  
"his 12-year-old daughter"

Do we really *need* a Woody Allen tag yet? I thought that was gonna be at least a year from now.

Before anyone jumps on me, I, unlike most, like Woody Allen's films. They are timely and witty. What he does on his own time is more or less his decision. As long as what he did was legal, who are you to dislike him?
2002-10-23 02:57:10 PM  
Satanists like to believe that they get magic powers when they practice.. same way christians like to belive in miracles... there are quite a few people who like to think they are empowered by religion. Never anything proven... like sprinkling sand on the head of someone you want to fall in love with you... all you get is a sandy head...
2002-10-23 02:59:41 PM  
See I knew Micheal Jackson had a deal with the devil!
2002-10-23 02:59:42 PM  
As long as nobody says anything that might offend their delicate religious sensibilities.

Or are we only supposed to be quietly respectful of the dumbass things that mainstream, rich religions believe?
2002-10-23 03:00:47 PM  
"Smith had initially been charged with rape and with forcible sodomy of a child, but the sodomy charge was amended Monday to a charge of rape."

.... is it just me or does anyone else find this ... sick ? ...
2002-10-23 03:01:08 PM  
Who are you to tell me that I can't dislike Woody Allen?
2002-10-23 03:01:18 PM  
Dear Headline Writer,
Good one. You're going to hell for that, you know.

2002-10-23 03:01:49 PM  

Possibly because they don't have a tenth of their numbers?

Also possibly because they're just a bunch of attention whores who worship Satan only so people will notice them?

/runs from the scary Satanists
2002-10-23 03:03:23 PM  
The "Priests" to whom the headline refers have always been on the other "team." No switching required.
2002-10-23 03:04:12 PM  
"Dude... you have sex with children!"

"We believe there's nothing wrong with love between a man and a small boy; it's been around since the time of the romans."


"Yeah, we're all for equality and stuff, but really fark You."

2002-10-23 03:05:35 PM  
"this is an outrage. We must probe this situation further"

-Father Dick McFeely
2002-10-23 03:05:37 PM  
Not that it's any better, cause they're both children.
But... At least the satanist guys go after the girls and not the little boys. Cause that would be... Aw hell, they're both really really really wrong.
2002-10-23 03:05:47 PM  
"Why does God get all the good followers and we get all the retards?!?"


Name THAT movie!!
2002-10-23 03:06:16 PM  

"If you attempt to impose your sexual desires upon others who do not welcome your advances, you are impinging upon their sexual freedom. Therefore, Satanism does not advocate rape, child molesting, sexual defilement of animals, or any other form of sexual activity which entails the participation of those who are unwilling or whose innocence or naivete' would allow them to be intimidated or misguided into doing something against their wishes."
-- A. S. LaVey, "The Satanic Bible", p.70

Pretty much shoots that defense in the ass, you child-raping shiatheel. Next...
2002-10-23 03:07:01 PM  
I heard this rumor once but it envolved Masons.
It was supposed to make them immortal. Scary stuff, that.
2002-10-23 03:07:09 PM  
Yet another reason for me NOT to join the Church of Satan!

And Donkster... what Allen did may have been legal, but it's still nasty & gross in my book of opnions. <G>

Oh, and he hasn't been REALLY funny since the 70's IMHO.

2002-10-23 03:11:15 PM  
How about we put him in a Federal Pen, and let him meet his new wife for the next 10 to 15 years.....Wonder how well he can say "oreo"???
2002-10-23 03:11:43 PM  
I don't know about the rest of you, but one of the Rules of the Earth for the religion I practice clearly states "Do not harm little children." Oh yeah, I'm also a Satanist. This guy is so full of shiat.
2002-10-23 03:11:51 PM  
Who is this "Stan" feller, and why do people worship him?
2002-10-23 03:12:18 PM  
Baldactor - damn, you beat me too it. Can I be a deacon in your pedophile killing church?

EberhardKarl: Because there are a handful of Satanists and few here see them as anything but a fringe group. The other three account for Billions of people. How many wars are fought between Satanists and anyone else?

That said, Satanist fall into several areas:
Athiests - a large group of those who call themselves Satanist are athiest and they take the name to piss Christians off. I knew a lot of these. They were organized (like a church) but didn't believe in any actual god.

Crawlians - follows of Alester Crawly (sp??) I actually forget most of the teachings on this one. I remember submission of the self being a big one - some practitioners going so far as to never use the words "I" or "me".

Anton Levy Satanists - this is a very paganistic, follow the animal within you type of thing. Rather naturalistic (if I remember correctly) and they general teach you to not harm anyone else and just get on with life. They always seemed big into ceremony and spell casting rituals (much like Wiccans and (Christians if you really think about it and apply different terms)).

Self styled Satanists - These are the guys to watch out for. They are generally Christians (raised as) who had a few screws loose. They are the only ones who truly worship the devil as Christians see it. They tend to be guys who lost there marbles and started to believe that they could gain dark powers through evil acts. Generally, these are your serial killers, animal torturers, etc... Knew one of these too when I used to live deep in the heart of the inner city. He went off to prison by the age of 19. Multiple drug arrests, animal abuse, assault, etc... Real fun guy...
2002-10-23 03:18:11 PM  
I like Anton LaVey. We have the same publisher. I look forward to meeting him. ; )

And it's Alister CROWLEY, like the yogurt or Ozzy Osbourne song.
2002-10-23 03:18:18 PM  
Don't take this as standing up for the Satanists, but LaVey was never the pope.

There is no central Satanic authority, except of course, the imaginary friend that happens to have horns on his head.
2002-10-23 03:20:41 PM  
Verdelak: LaVeyan Satanism is basically secular humanism with a "piss-off-the-christians" bent. LaVey more or less states outright that "Satan" is no more real than "God," and acknowledges that the focus on ritual is mostly theatrics.

It's interesting stuff to some degree, and well-written, but the philosophy is basically cribbed wholesale from Nietzche.

Just an FYI.
2002-10-23 03:21:57 PM  
10-23-02 03:18:11 PM Corporate Mofo

I like Anton LaVey. We have the same publisher. I look forward to meeting him. ; )

2002-10-23 03:21:57 PM  
as an "unofficial" Satanist (I own Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible and The Devil's Notebook, and I agree with his writing but am not an official Church Of Satan member), I can testify that absolutely NOTHING in those books, nor in the official stance of The Church, promotes, condones, or even mentions sex with children, animals, nor any unwilling partner.

as a matter of fact, it is a "sin" for a Satanist to cause harm to any innocent person. True Satanists consider rape and child molestation to be too christian, therefore would never do anyhing of that nature.

I also might add that animal sacrifice is also looked down upon by Satanists. as a matter of fact, worshipping Satan is also considered stupid by Satanists.

Satanism is not really about Satan, in case anyone is wondering about the above statements. Satanism is about self-worship and the pursuit of happiness.
2002-10-23 03:24:56 PM  
Nice to see the trolling continues. Now in the headlines. Real witty guys. All the while another child pornography ring is being broken up. Did I read that here? No. 13 in all, and almost all of them are married with children. Which, by no irony, represents the vast majority of child molestors, married men with children.

Whatever is salient to you trolls. This post will probably be deleted, because it is not nice to present facts to you poor stupid animals.
2002-10-23 03:25:13 PM  
Vodkalover: HE'S DEAD DUDE.

Really? I thought he was kept cryogenically frozen in the Feral House offices.

Silly me!
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