But you don't understand, Chunks is her dog

I wonder how much of it will be re-constructed from newspaper/tabloid articles. I can't imagine she remembers much from the really good parts.

Isotope: I wonder how much of it will be re-constructed from newspaper/tabloid articles. I can't imagine she remembers much from the really good parts.

I can't imagine she knows how to write.

Is Drew Barrymore ghostwriting it?

Be Adequite

/teh penis mightyer then teh sored

So it's basically a pamphlet of her hopes and dreams with copies of the police reports shoved in the middle?

It's going to be a collection of text messages and blurry camera-phone pictures of her crotch and her vomit. The trick will be figuring out which is which.

Lindsay Lohan plans to write her memoirs. Book to feature such fascinating insights as to what it was like working with Jane Fonda and what it's like to blow chunks guys at some of the most exclusive bars in the world

Fixed.

yada, yada... just post pictures.

I don't care how wacked out she gets. That chick is smoking hot.

Beaver shots? I know she's a mess, but that red hair? That husky voice? I'd hop all over that. I'd do things with her they don't have names for yet.

HOT MESS!

I know I'd hit it like a hanging curve.

/Would debug it first. You can never be too careful.

She was home schooled in Africa. Cut her some slack.

I wonder if this is the same book she was writing last week

Three things:

1) Wash, Rinse, REPEAT

2) In order to write memoirs one has to actually remember things.. and I sincerely believe that LaLohan has pumped so much alcohol/cocaine/drugs/semen/etc into her system that she doesn't remember a lot of what she's done.

3) Given #2, these "memoirs" will be really short.

Looking forward to an amalgum of Penthouse Letters meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets Madonna's Sex book.

Followed by a media campaign that includes a playboy photo shoot.

clownyclownzomby: I hope it's one of the kiddie pop-up, scratch and sniff variety.

so you like crabs and the smell of rotting fish?

busy chillin': HOT MESS!

woo clean house!

Thinking in Tongues: I know I'd hit it like a hanging curve.

/Would debug it first. You can never be too careful.



Do what to it?

debug: Thinking in Tongues: I know I'd hit it like a hanging curve.

/Would debug it first. You can never be too careful.



Do what to it?


My sincerest apologies for that. I didn't see your name. How about I just spray it with some delicing spray? No more debugging anything.

Thinking in Tongues: /Would debug it first. You can never be too careful.

IBM's Rational Purify or Valgrind both sound appropriate. I'd recommend a remote debug-her but you're likely to always get a core dump.

GIGO

xtragrind:I don't care how wacked out she gets. That chick is smoking hot.
I believe these exact words were uttered by me in 2004 regarding Spears, Britney.
/ would nail Lohan like a Jesus-killer

// until her partying makes her look 45 when she's 25

It'll be a pop up book.

Page One: Sitting in a night club, you slide back the table top and on the table appears lines of coke and a straw pops up.

Page Two: Back in the hotel room Lindsey is sitting on the edge of her bed drinking straight from a wine bottle. You pull the tab and she falls back onto the bed with her legs in the air and the wine bottle still in her mouth. You open the flap over the door and see a line of guys outside.

Page Three: Pulling the tab on this page causes her to crash into a telephone pole.

Page Four: Pull the tab and make her walk into rehab.

The End.

Most of the dinks on FARK have never seen a real live naked girl before. Lindsey is just a mess, with a horrible personal life, but she's still hot, she'll give you a ride you won't forget.

I've always liked redheads with freckles. Playing connect the dots is fun!

btraud
SWEET JESUS, man!
thank you for that second pic!! :-)
so hot

I would love to read this if it is as honest and outrageous as Slash by Slash. I love the behind the scenes down a dirty.

WRITING YOUR MEMOIRS MEANS YOU REALIZE
YOUR CAREER IS OVER