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(London Times)   How would you like to be Morrissey 's valet?   (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 58
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2008-01-25 08:37:47 AM
Honestly, how did this get the greenlight
 
2008-01-25 08:48:34 AM
What difference does it make?
 
2008-01-25 08:52:22 AM
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
 
2008-01-25 08:53:09 AM
Sounds like it would be trying, if you think work is a four letter word.
 
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2008-01-25 08:53:39 AM
The guy was fawning, he was boring
Just a child from those ugly new houses...
 
2008-01-25 08:56:29 AM
Sheesh... thinks the sun shines out of his behind, huh?
 
2008-01-25 08:57:43 AM
That suicide note of a human being is still alive???
(Sorry youngsters but parts of the 80's sucked - sucked HARD!!)
 
2008-01-25 08:57:54 AM
And someone falls in love, and someone's beaten up....
 
2008-01-25 09:00:28 AM
the guy is an ass...
 
2008-01-25 09:12:39 AM
tuxq: Honestly, how did this get the greenlight

We'll give you your $5 back if you go away.
 
2008-01-25 09:15:02 AM
Please please please, let me get what I want this time
 
2008-01-25 09:21:40 AM
ThatGuyGreg: tuxq: Honestly, how did this get the greenlight

We'll give you your $5 back if you go away.


$6 and we have a deal.
 
2008-01-25 09:25:51 AM
I wouldn't. But Johnny Rogan, in a BMW M3, may have an interest.
 
2008-01-25 09:46:16 AM
As long as I don't have to be his DJ.
 
2008-01-25 09:50:47 AM
Oh, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice,
but maybe in the next world....
 
2008-01-25 09:54:30 AM
Come, come nuclear bombs....
 
2008-01-25 09:59:06 AM
I would prefer to be his assassin.
 
2008-01-25 10:01:08 AM
"Type "Morrissey" and "Henry Rollins" into Google and you come across a story that Morrisseyonce (sic) attended one of Rollins's gigs and sat in the audience shouting "F*** you" at Henry."


WTF?

Why is this emo bastard still around? Is he so insecure in his celibate vegancy he has to troll Rollins Band concerts?
 
2008-01-25 10:03:57 AM
pretentious prick making music I do not like.

poor sod got fired......shouldda gone & punched M.
 
2008-01-25 10:04:54 AM
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"How would you like to suck my balls?"
 
2008-01-25 10:07:37 AM
I am quite certain that the salary to bullshiat ratio is not nearly high enough for me to have to deal with that pretentious prick.
 
2008-01-25 10:18:56 AM
This is a story? Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
 
2008-01-25 10:19:18 AM
Morrissey's a dick? Damn, I never would have guessed that.

/will now eat a burger and play "The biatch Is Back"
 
2008-01-25 10:29:49 AM
simon m: pretentious prick making music I do not like.

The Bono thread was the other day.
 
2008-01-25 10:33:56 AM
simon m: pretentious prick making music I do not like.




James Blunt?
 
2008-01-25 10:36:04 AM
palladiate: "Type "Morrissey" and "Henry Rollins" into Google and you come across a story that Morrisseyonce (sic) attended one of Rollins's gigs and sat in the audience shouting "F*** you" at Henry."

No he didn't, you utter moron, that's the opposite. It's Rollins who started shouting at Morrissey.

No wonder you don't like Morrissey, you can't even farking read correctly
 
2008-01-25 10:37:36 AM
the more you ignore me, the closer I get
 
2008-01-25 10:49:53 AM
Awesome! Then you can hang around him while he doesn't bang groupies.
 
2008-01-25 10:53:11 AM
I'm not a fan.

It has nothing to do with the guy, I just don't like the music that much, and his voice doesn't sound like I'd expect it to.

Odd.
 
2008-01-25 10:59:13 AM
If it wasn't for Johnny Marr he would still be wanking round Hulme working for the Inland Revenue.
 
2008-01-25 11:00:40 AM
So he is a douche then?
 
2008-01-25 11:05:10 AM
That was frightening prose written to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
 
2008-01-25 11:12:18 AM
Morrissey is an incredibly important voice in the vegetarian world, not to mention a fantastic musician, but if the details of this article are true I've really lost a lot of respect for the man.

The members of your band are ambassadors? I thought bandmates were supposed to be, well, friends.
 
2008-01-25 11:14:50 AM
mequickwantslow: Morrissey is an incredibly important voice in the vegetarian world.

Whoa whoa, back up. Voice in the vegetarian world? How hard is that?

"Don't eat meat"

Done!
 
2008-01-25 11:18:32 AM
Tatsuma: No wonder you don't like Morrissey, you can't even farking read correctly

WTF?! I quoted the goddamn article.

My only exposure to the man was his ranting about his celibacy on VH1, and his rabid fans that force me to listen to his music at work.

Of course, you obviously can't read, but go straight for the whiny insult. That's just what I'd expect out of a pompous Smiths/Morrissey fan.
 
2008-01-25 11:20:05 AM
Tat'dGreaser: mequickwantslow: Morrissey is an incredibly important voice in the vegetarian world.

Whoa whoa, back up. Voice in the vegetarian world? How hard is that?

"Don't eat meat"

Done!


Well, spreading the word and whatnot. Also, Meat is Murder has encouraged many people to see the light.

PETA2 // Out There // Morrissey
 
2008-01-25 11:20:11 AM
Learning about the artist is usually a bad idea. Usually anyone who is successful is a little bit crazy, and usually a bit of a jerk. It takes a bit of madness to become famous, or it drives normal people to become a bit mad. So, in other words, enjoy the painting/song/movie, but don't look behind the curtain.

And we hate it when our friends become successful.

Tat'dGreaser: Awesome! Then you can hang around him while he doesn't bang groupies.

LoL.
 
2008-01-25 11:25:36 AM
Tatsuma: It's Rollins who started shouting at Morrissey.

Since I was intrigued, I googled it. There's only one hit that has anything, but it's hilarious.

From some dude:

"He continued... "I'm supposed to stand in front of a huge piece of plate glass and try and defend it from five gnarly youths who want to go right over my head...for Morrissey."

"It was at this point where Rollins, rather inexplicably on the video without the knowledge of this little story, flipped off Morrissey where he sat in the audience, all the while screaming "fark YOU! fark YOU! fark YOU! fark YOU! fark YOU!" The audience, froze, turned to look straight at the Mo-Man, laughed, clammed up, and turned quickly back to face the stage. This occurred during the first ten or fifteen minutes of his talk. He had to sit and live with this insult for another hour or so. Ouch... But if you watch the video and notice the expression on his face, he doesn't really seem to be in so light a mood for several seconds."


Hahahahahahahah!
 
2008-01-25 11:25:50 AM
Tat'dGreaser: Whoa whoa, back up. Voice in the vegetarian world? How hard is that?

"Don't eat meat"

Done!


I once tried to become a vegetarian. It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
 
2008-01-25 11:36:15 AM
I don't mind if you forget me.
 
2008-01-25 11:36:49 AM
mequickwantslow: Well, spreading the word and whatnot. Also, Meat is Murder has encouraged many people to see the light.

PETA2 // Out There // Morrissey


Well of course meat is murder. You have to kill it so you can eat it.
 
2008-01-25 11:47:36 AM
palladiate: "Type "Morrissey" and "Henry Rollins" into Google and you come across a story that Morrisseyonce (sic) attended one of Rollins's gigs and sat in the audience shouting "F*** you" at Henry."


Huh...never heard that story...

In the Morrissey/ Rollins match up, my money would be on Rollins.

Course, Morrissey could pull the old "I'm going to cry and beg you not to hit me until you turn around in disgust and then I'll hit you with a lead pipe" ploy.

Personally, I like Rollins' music better then Morrissey's, but I've got no problem Morrissey's music either.

It's funny watching gay men fight over his sweaty shirts at his shows, though...
 
2008-01-25 11:49:04 AM
Why does "the sun" and "the air" need a valet?
 
2008-01-25 12:19:41 PM
Treygreen13: Why does "the sun" and "the air" need a valet?

It's "sum" and "hare". The whole song is about rabbit population control in Australia.
 
2008-01-25 12:21:16 PM
Treygreen13: Why does "the sun" "the son" and "the air" "the heir" need a valet?

FTFY

/only decent song they did, that's why I know the words
 
2008-01-25 12:25:42 PM
mequickwantslow: Also, Meat is Murder has encouraged many people to see the light.

You think soy farming doesn't kill your preciously delicious furry and feathered critters?
 
2008-01-25 12:29:09 PM
Wow.

What a pretentious, arrogant, stupid asshole.
 
2008-01-25 12:35:25 PM
Tatsuma: No wonder you don't like Morrissey, you can't even farking read pack fudge correctly
 
2008-01-25 12:35:26 PM
There are some bad people on the rise.
 
2008-01-25 01:03:53 PM
the more you ignore me, the closer I get

This may be the only bit of Morrisey I know of, and I don't even actually know *that*...

This is the only version I have heard.
 
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