I know the media is begging for Clinton to get the nod so they get 4-8 years of this shiat to cover.

Personally, I would prefer the next administration to get more coverage by CNN than TMZ.

/GObama

he should of told the kid to f*ck off...

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Remember, boys and girls:

* Lying about a blowjob in the White House: IMPEACHABLE.
* Lying about WMDs in Iraq in order to start a bullschit war: NOT IMPEACHABLE.

If we'd dumped Slick Willy for lying under oath, it would've been much easier to do the same to Not-so-slick Georgie.

"The best moment of my life, I think, was that I was in the hospital, in the room, with my wife when our daughter was born," Clinton said.

"Close second was shoving a cigar in this one chubby intern's hoohah," Clinton added.

Which Clinton is campaigning for the presidency again?

Headso: he should of told the kid to f*ck off...

What do you do when you get married?"

Answer a different question? Hell, it worked well so far.

"Well, Bobby, when a man and a woman and his intern really love each other..."

Smellvin: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Remember, boys and girls:

* Lying about a blowjob in the White House: IMPEACHABLE.
* Lying about WMDs in Iraq in order to start a bullschit war: NOT IMPEACHABLE.

If we'd dumped Slick Willy for lying under oath, it would've been much easier to do the same to Not-so-slick Georgie.

Actually:

Clinton lied under oath.
Bush is smart enough to have never testified under oath.

Every President lies to the American people.

/oh ya, The Surge is working and we're winning the war

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Remember, boys and girls:

* Lying about a blowjob in the White House: IMPEACHABLE.
* Lying about WMDs in Iraq in order to start a bullschit war: NOT IMPEACHABLE.

I thought we were upset because it was a blowjob from a whale? Would we have been so upset if it were from Denise Richards or whoever most Farkers think has non-sharp knees?

Submitter: Kid asks Bill Clinton "What do you do when you get married?", hilarity Hillaryty ensues

/sorry
//pet peeve

hilarity?

this word, I do not think it means what you think it means

FTA (bottom)Earlier Wednesday, during a heated exchange with a CNN reporter, Clinton said his wife's rival, Barack Obama, and the media had stirred up tension over race

WTF does that have to do with the rest of the article?

Well if you're a man from Hope before you get marrried you have sex with Interns. After you are married you still have sex with interns but lie about it so your wife doesn't find out...hopefully.

SangamonTaylor: Bush is smart enough to have never testified under oath.

About 9/11.

He had to have Cheney sitting next to him giving him clues.

No recording of their "conversation" (both refused to "testify") and no written notes were allowed to be taken.

Which simply makes Bush a smarter liar than Clinton, but still a liar.

LBJ - see its that "under oath" thing. I dont go to jail when I tell my fiance that dress doesnt make her ass look big either. Why? I didnt swear a legally binding oath before saying it. Now quit being stupid. Your making legitimate Bush critics look dumb and childish.

Digitalstrange:

How do his actions reflect towards me?

You've just given a perfect example of what is wrong with this country. It's ok if you lie or do immoral things, just don't break the law.

Are you of the opinion that if you don't get caught you did nothing wrong?

fernt: Which simply makes Bush a smarter liar than Clinton, but still a liar.

They're all liars.

/except for Huckabee...he's a guy who walks the walk!

If I told a bunch of people to drink this sweet delicious punch at a party, and then they all wound up dead because the punch was in fact rat poison, I'm sure that through a convoluted series of accusations I would at the very least be charged with wrongful death, manslaughter, criminal negligence, an accessory to murder, or murder in the first.

Now we have an estimated two million Americans, Canadians, English, Iraqis, and other members of Coalition Forces and Afghanistan dead because someone said there were bombs in the desert and there weren't really bombs.

But you're right, that whole under oath thing, that totally lets him off the hook. After all if I hadn't swore on a bible before telling people to drink the punch, everything would be completely cool. No tag backs.

This is why they call him Slick Willie.
He's asked a question that goes directly to his own character (adulterer, perjurer, philanderer) and by association to the character of his wife (tolerates that sort of crap), and he not only ducks the question, but gets in a backhand at the press and turns it into a teary reminiscence of being at his wife's side at the birth of his beloved daughter.
I farkin' love the guy!

It's unfair, though. Obama's got a smart, capable beautiful wife / no allegations of cigar fetishes or DNA samples on women's wear...but she can't really be turned loose to campaign solo while hubby's out of state.

The Bill Factor is gonna draw some votes Hillary's way. Also gonna cost her some votes. It'll be interesting to see how things play out...whether it will eventually become a plus or a minus.

Time for Obama to work that Tammy Wynette song into the game.

purple helmet: Which Witch Clinton is campaigning for the presidency again?

Sorry. Pet peave.

tatum: This is why they call him Slick Willie.
He's asked a question that goes directly to his own character (adulterer, perjurer, philanderer) and by association to the character of his wife (tolerates that sort of crap), and he not only ducks the question, but gets in a backhand at the press and turns it into a teary reminiscence of being at his wife's side at the birth of his beloved daughter.
I farkin' love the guy!

It's unfair, though. Obama's got a smart, capable beautiful wife / no allegations of cigar fetishes or DNA samples on women's wear...but she can't really be turned loose to campaign solo while hubby's out of state.

The Bill Factor is gonna draw some votes Hillary's way. Also gonna cost her some votes. It'll be interesting to see how things play out...whether it will eventually become a plus or a minus.

Time for Obama to work that Tammy Wynette song into the game.

not that i disagree with you particularly, but i would point out that maybe, just maybe, he didn't feel the need to tell a kid about adultery, and also maybe honestly did fondly remember the birth of his child.

just maybe.

burndtdan: maybe, just maybe, he didn't feel the need to tell a kid about adultery, and also maybe honestly did fondly remember the birth of his child.

just maybe.

A hush filled the room, and even some would say, that William Jefferson Clinton's conscience grew three sizes that day.

/lame Dr. Seus
//carry on
///Hey, enjoy some of this sweet delicious punch

Well I am of the opinion that you dont get prosecuted legally if you dont break the law. newsflash dumbass the President has a right to lie to you, hell sometimes his job requires that he do so. the moral difference is Bush lied in the course of his job doing what he thought was right for the country no matter how misguided his aims were. Bill lied to cover his own butt for his private failings.

Digitalstrange: the moral difference is Bush lied in the course of his job doing what he thought was right for the country no matter how misguided his aims were. Bill lied to cover his own butt for his private failings.

Based on your moral aptitude, you must be a christian.

Magruda: Digitalstrange: the moral difference is Bush lied in the course of his job doing what he thought was right for the country no matter how misguided his aims were. Bill lied to cover his own butt for his private failings.

Based on your moral aptitude, you must be a christian.

And a farking waste of DNA as well.

Egalitarian: Maybe Bill was trying to save the country from a lot of heartache and embarrassment?

Please, can we keep the Bush apologists in one thread and the Clinton apologists in another? I'm worried about having too much stoopid in one place, it might breed.

burndtdan: tatum: This is why they call him Slick Willie.
He's asked a question that goes directly to his own character (adulterer, perjurer, philanderer) and by association to the character of his wife (tolerates that sort of crap), and he not only ducks the question, but gets in a backhand at the press and turns it into a teary reminiscence of being at his wife's side at the birth of his beloved daughter.
I farkin' love the guy!

It's unfair, though. Obama's got a smart, capable beautiful wife / no allegations of cigar fetishes or DNA samples on women's wear...but she can't really be turned loose to campaign solo while hubby's out of state.

The Bill Factor is gonna draw some votes Hillary's way. Also gonna cost her some votes. It'll be interesting to see how things play out...whether it will eventually become a plus or a minus.

Time for Obama to work that Tammy Wynette song into the game.

not that i disagree with you particularly, but i would point out that maybe, just maybe, he didn't feel the need to tell a kid about adultery, and also maybe honestly did fondly remember the birth of his child.

just maybe.

Duh. I'm sure he does fondly recall the birth of his daughter.
Point is, at the question, every brain in the room grokked the implications of the question and Clinton more than anyone else. He prefaced his heartfelt placental memories with that, "Oh, they're gonna put me through the ringer now," comment. But Bubba not only ignored the elephant in the room, he turned it into a cute monkey right before their very eyes.
The man is slicker than a tiger on vaseline (except when he's under oath).

"See all the press people back there? They put me through the ringer this morning and everything I said is about to pale in comparison to what I'm now going to say," Clinton said

Ha! explaining a marriage of convenience to a 5 year old is FUN!

/Pinky and the Brain references RAWK out loud!
//Do ya think if the kid asked Hillary she'd show 'em his ballZ in her purse?

[Notices Headso hasn't posted again]

Well whaddya know? It WORKED!

Mr_Fabulous: purple helmet: Which Witch Clinton is campaigning for the presidency again?

Sorry. Pet peave.

That's the first rotsky I've ever giggled at. Ever. Well played.

tatum: Duh. I'm sure he does fondly recall the birth of his daughter.
Point is, at the question, every brain in the room grokked the implications of the question and Clinton more than anyone else. He prefaced his heartfelt placental memories with that, "Oh, they're gonna put me through the ringer now," comment. But Bubba not only ignored the elephant in the room, he turned it into a cute monkey right before their very eyes.
The man is slicker than a tiger on vaseline (except when he's under oath).

the man just charmed his way into my panties and i'm not even wearing any.

burndtdan: the man just charmed his way into my panties and i'm not even wearing any.

That's hot, even if you're a man.

SangamonTaylor:
/except for Huckabee...he's a guy who walks the walk!



"You started it! You invaded Poland!"

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Remember, boys and girls:

* Lying about a blowjob in the White House to a grand jury in a sexual harrasment trial, obstruction of justice, suborning perjury, and abuse of power: IMPEACHABLE.
* Lying about WMDs in Iraq in order to start a bullschit war: NOT IMPEACHABLE.


Fixed.

/get over it.

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Remember, boys and girls:

* Lying about a blowjob in the White House: IMPEACHABLE.
* Lying about WMDs in Iraq in order to start a bullschit war: NOT IMPEACHABLE.

b..b..but bush