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(Yahoo)   Alicia Keys has the second worst No. 1 album ever   (new.music.yahoo.com) divider line 28
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2008-01-24 09:28:08 AM
...unless Matchbox 20 has had a #1 album
 
2008-01-24 10:34:01 AM
Did you see her in "Smokin' Aces"?

Rrrrrawwwerrrr
 
2008-01-24 11:14:31 AM
#1 worst #1 album ever:

www.lauraforever.com
 
2008-01-24 12:52:28 PM
Definitions

worst: lowest-selling

ever: since 1991
 
2008-01-24 01:01:22 PM
I don't get it, she still has the top selling album, it's not her fault that people don't buy CDs anymore.
 
2008-01-24 01:06:56 PM
stevie1der: I don't get it, she still has the top selling album, it's not her fault that people don't buy CDs anymore.

It's a farking blog looking for hits. No issue here.
 
2008-01-24 01:08:24 PM
just just posting pics of her, please. give me some hot obscure one that i can't google myself.
 
2008-01-24 01:11:57 PM
You already know who the RIAA is going to blame...

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2008-01-24 01:12:16 PM
If number 1 sucks that much, imagine how much it must suck to be numbers 2+
 
2008-01-24 01:18:38 PM
Has anyone mentioned that Alicia Keys is really hot? No? Well, she is.
 
2008-01-24 01:23:27 PM
how bout some props to Radiohead for being number 2 with an album that was pretty much free a coupla months ago?
 
2008-01-24 01:27:48 PM
Does anyone remember seeing the pictures of Alicia Keys with sparse hair on her chest at a few premieres/red carpets? What was the deal with that? Anyone?
 
2008-01-24 01:29:58 PM
www.stars-portraits.com

And you're saying she sings, too? Oy!
 
2008-01-24 01:33:01 PM
I think that the real shocker here is that 60,000+ people actually went out and BOUGHT her album in the first place!
 
2008-01-24 01:34:26 PM
LonMead

And you're saying she sings, too? Oy!

Yeah, and not only that, but she has an ass that can double as a bean bag chair too!
 
2008-01-24 01:51:44 PM
Why is James Cromwell doing a music blog?
 
2008-01-24 01:53:29 PM
Man, do I love those bi-racial chicks. Hell, I even married one.

I honestly think Alicia has a very good voice and musical ability, as opposed to the countless tarts who can't play an instrument and sit in a studio and let computers do all the work on their awful voices.

However, my wife got the new album, and boy is it a piece of shiat. And that god damn "No one" song is awful - and is getting played EVERYWHERE NONSTOP. I heard that f*cking song in Old Navy, for christ sake. I don't think I've ever heard someone oversing a song like that who wasn't standing in front of Paula, Randy, and Simon.
 
2008-01-24 01:59:36 PM
her single is a whiny horrible piece of crap
 
2008-01-24 02:01:10 PM
She's really hot, but I hate her voice. Sounds like she's singing with her mouth closed half the time.
 
2008-01-24 02:11:38 PM
T.rex: just just posting pics of her, please. give me some hot obscure one that i can't google myself.


Don't know if it qualifies but,


img118.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-24 02:18:39 PM
Just post pics of her in those thigh-high vinyl boots from Smokin' Aces, kthxbye.
 
2008-01-24 02:48:13 PM
blog.singersroom.com
 
2008-01-24 03:44:26 PM
I was dragged to one of her concerts by a friend. 8 o'clock show, she finally strolled on at 11 and proceeded to whine and mumble until I wished I would just die.

Worst concert of my entire life.
 
2008-01-24 03:49:43 PM
Who the hell are these people that are buying CDs? I understand why some genres sell, such as gospel and Jazz, but I'm shocked that over 2 million people bought an R/B album.
 
2008-01-24 03:53:22 PM
Is it me... or does she have that same wonky eye thing going on the Melissa Joan Hart and Paris Hilton have?

When did one small eye looking left and one big eye looking straight become so hot?

I love her old album... haven't heard this one yet...
 
2008-01-24 04:06:09 PM
... except Keys' album has been out for 10 weeks by now and has sold over 2.7M copies. This statistic is much more a reflection on how bad the OTHER music is out there, that nothing can do better than her album.

I don't know that I would recognize any song as hers if I heard it, but Yahoo has really misrepresented this story.
 
2008-01-24 04:28:56 PM
gshepnyc: I was dragged to one of her concerts by a friend. 8 o'clock show, she finally strolled on at 11 and proceeded to whine and mumble until I wished I would just die.

Worst concert of my entire life.


You went to an Alicia Keys concert. What the hell were you expecting? A magnificant spectacle with succubus orgies and flying pigs?

/also, I'd like to oil that up and ride her like a terry cloth bathing suit
 
2008-01-25 01:41:26 PM
I bought it. It was like $9. It was pretty good.
 
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