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(News.com.au)   Transplant eyeball delivered to pub   (news.com.au ) divider line 62
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cfh
2008-01-23 05:56:47 PM  
Since when can we perform eye transplants?
 
2008-01-23 05:56:50 PM  
Pickled egg, anyone?
 
2008-01-23 05:56:56 PM  
You have to keep an eye out for that kind of mistake
 
2008-01-23 05:56:57 PM  
The box marked ``Live human organs for transplant'' was delivered by mistake by an unwitting taxi driver.

And yet he opened it anyway. I wonder what he expected to find.
 
2008-01-23 05:57:05 PM  
There is a joke about sausages in there somewhere...
 
2008-01-23 05:58:13 PM  
Misericordia: Pickled egg, anyone?

That last one I ate was giving me the stink eye.
 
2008-01-23 05:58:14 PM  
FTFA: It says on the box `human eye tissue for transplant'. What it probably means is the person who was relying on this piece of human tissue has now had to postpone their operation.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.
 
2008-01-23 05:58:32 PM  
aye!
 
2008-01-23 05:58:35 PM  
didn't see that coming.
 
2008-01-23 05:58:54 PM  
If it had been a big toe in the box he could have just called a Tow Truck.

/Thank you, I'll be here all week
//Try the veal chicken.
 
2008-01-23 05:59:06 PM  
I think we should keep an eye out for this companeye, because eye think that theye could be going somewhere.
 
2008-01-23 05:59:37 PM  
tbn0.google.com

Oops.
 
2008-01-23 05:59:37 PM  
captain obvious....
 
2008-01-23 05:59:53 PM  
littlett's: The box marked ``Live human organs for transplant' was delivered by mistake by an unwitting taxi driver.

And yet he opened it anyway. I wonder what he expected to find.


Dick in a box?
 
2008-01-23 06:00:12 PM  
Last ball?
 
2008-01-23 06:00:17 PM  
All in favor, say "eye."
 
2008-01-23 06:00:30 PM  
Blues_Fan: You have to keep an eye out for that kind of mistake

Eye see what you did there.
 
2008-01-23 06:00:35 PM  
The goggles, they did nothing..
 
2008-01-23 06:00:41 PM  
Error? Ack! My eye!


www.e-stoned.com
 
2008-01-23 06:00:57 PM  
Eye don't believe it!
 
2008-01-23 06:01:03 PM  
Socket subtard!!
 
2008-01-23 06:01:14 PM  
Because the eye, like the beer in the pub, didn't have much head.
 
2008-01-23 06:01:54 PM  
what can brown do for ewe?
 
2008-01-23 06:02:39 PM  
I can see having a drink right now
 
2008-01-23 06:02:49 PM  
he got 1,000 lashing for that!
 
2008-01-23 06:03:11 PM  
cfh Since when can we perform eye transplants?

It's probably just for the cornea. I think they keep it on the donor eye so it can be, uh, trimmed to the receiving patients size just prior to surgery. I think.

// barf
 
2008-01-23 06:04:10 PM  
Eye see what you did there?
 
2008-01-23 06:04:31 PM  
This is probably some stupid viral marketing campaign for that stupid looking Jessica Alba movie.
 
2008-01-23 06:04:43 PM  
Eye see what you did there.
 
2008-01-23 06:04:50 PM  
Ralph Waldo Emerson unavailable for comment...

/misread headline
 
2008-01-23 06:05:21 PM  
Oi! Barkeep! Wot the bloody 'ell is this! I asked for a 'ighball- not some poor blokes peeper...

Fookin' 'ard 'o earin' American barkeeps....

Ta DAH!!!
 
2008-01-23 06:05:48 PM  
h(eye) ball
 
2008-01-23 06:05:58 PM  
Ralph Waldo Emerson unavailable
for comment eny 'ol thang!...
 
2008-01-23 06:06:29 PM  
vfarker: Eye see what you did there.

I came here for that. Thanks.
 
2008-01-23 06:07:41 PM  
eyeball in the corner pocket
 
2008-01-23 06:09:42 PM  
www.rob-clarkson.com

Ah yes, the ol' fork in the eye.
 
2008-01-23 06:09:43 PM  
Eyeball: A funny thing happened on the way to the operation this morning....

/rimshot
 
2008-01-23 06:09:49 PM  
...and orders a drink. The bartender says, "sorry, I can't serve you anything." The transplant eyeball asks, "why not?" The bartender says, "are you kidding? If I started serving pupils I'd lose my license!"
 
2008-01-23 06:10:50 PM  
They just had the wrong pub.

Should have gone to Biers.
 
2008-01-23 06:12:20 PM  
improvius

cleaver!
or a thousand wet noodle LASHings for you!
 
2008-01-23 06:17:43 PM  
improvius

Nice...should have enabled voting for that one mang.
 
2008-01-23 06:18:51 PM  
Here's looking at you, kid.
 
2008-01-23 06:21:33 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
HA! I was thinking of poor Lenny. "I'm not supposed to get pudding in my eye!"
 
2008-01-23 06:33:39 PM  
www.distefano.com

Eye see what you did there
 
2008-01-23 06:36:43 PM  
...and orders a drink. The bartender says, "sorry, I can't serve you anything." The transplant eyeball asks, "why not?" The bartender says, "are you kidding? If I started serving pupils I'd lose my license!"

(now with voting - I didn't even realize this was a VE thread)
 
2008-01-23 06:47:25 PM  
www.writespirit.net

Appro---Wait. Wrong Headline.

Nevermind.
 
2008-01-23 06:54:15 PM  
Two fifty for an eyeball,
and a buck and a half for an ear.
Happy hour, happy hour,
happy hour is here.
 
2008-01-23 07:05:01 PM  
``Somebody died to donate these organs to somebody else and they've screwed it up and it's probably not even viable now.''

*blinks* I don't think he understands how this works.
 
2008-01-23 07:18:14 PM  
Could these gags get any cornea?
 
2008-01-23 07:31:35 PM  
eye don't see why not
 
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