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(Some Guy)   Farker: This Saturday I'm jumping into freezing water to raise money for the Special Olympics. My team is the SnoCaps and subby's name is Kris (second from the bottom). The more money I get, the longer I'll stay in   (kintera.org) divider line 243
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chopit
2008-01-23 01:17:24 PM
At the polar plunges i've been to, they make you get out right away so the next group can go. People are jumping in all damn day, even with the organization. So good luck with staying in as long as you want -- the firefighters will just pull your ass out for safety's sake anyway.
 
untruehero
2008-01-23 01:18:49 PM
Are you the chick or the dude? Kris is a tough name.

www.kintera.org
 
Phil Herup
2008-01-23 01:19:05 PM
Stay in too long and you will eligible to compete in the Special Olympics
 
Jz4p
2008-01-23 01:19:06 PM
I'm selling girl scout cookies. I can has link please?

Subby, I wish you a speedy recovery afterwards.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:19:26 PM
WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU!

I'M SURE YOU'LL DO WELL IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS!

BUT THEY CAN MAKE WATER THAT IS WARM FOR YOU TO SWIM IN!

ASK AN ADULT!
 
RU_Rules
2008-01-23 01:20:11 PM
Pincy: Before you do this, make sure you fill out an organ donor card and make sure you specify that you want to leave your balls to science.

Or whats left of them after the frozen dip.
 
DoorFrame
2008-01-23 01:20:25 PM
Brian Gray is kicking your ass.
 
MmmCrime
2008-01-23 01:20:47 PM
Hey Dude, I'm doing the Polar Bear Plunge up at Deep Creek, have done it a few times now. shiats always fun!
 
worlddan
2008-01-23 01:21:27 PM
BigDumbGuy:
FYI: A snow cap is a bowl of marijuana topped off with cocaine.

I cannot unknow what I now know.
 
tweekster
2008-01-23 01:22:17 PM
img220.imageshack.us
 
deddeddie
2008-01-23 01:22:20 PM
How's about I just donate to the Special Olympics directly and not feel guilty if you die?
 
toejam
2008-01-23 01:23:07 PM
worlddan: BigDumbGuy:
FYI: A snow cap is a bowl of marijuana topped off with cocaine.

I cannot unknow what I now know.

At least it's less shocking than a snowball.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:23:16 PM
This sounds vaguely like the plot of that new Diane Lane movie.
 
redcup27
2008-01-23 01:23:19 PM
i111.photobucket.com



A special prize for you!
 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:23:30 PM
Ok, I'm in for $10.00.

Always wanted to do this, but I manage to somehow get sick everytime.

I just want to be able to say that I did it.
 
tweekster
2008-01-23 01:23:53 PM
deddeddie: How's about I just donate to the Special Olympics directly and not feel guilty if you die?

Because this will raise many more thousands of dollars. And at the end of the day, the dollar amount is what matters.
 
socoloco
2008-01-23 01:24:14 PM
"The more money I get the longer I'll stay in and the more I'll freeze."

\Next: another event to raise money for his medical costs and recovery.
 
Mmmmkaay
2008-01-23 01:25:28 PM
oldfarthenry: ShillinTheVillain: Jumping into frigid water? That's retarded!

Hence the money going towards the Special Olympics.
(Try to keep up)

I lol'd
 
GreenThumb
2008-01-23 01:25:48 PM
I'm frigid, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
redcup27
2008-01-23 01:26:21 PM
I see Calvin Roberts is way ahead of you. I see he's black...can he swim or dos everyone just really hate the guy?
 
LowPlainsDrifter
2008-01-23 01:26:46 PM
I will only contribute money if you can provide pics of the female participants listed on your link, in their bikinis, with their headlights at full beam for safety, after they've dived in, if you catch my drift.

Some hittable material in that club...oh yes, quite hittable...
 
ultraholland
2008-01-23 01:27:36 PM
Take a cat with you. God knows we need more Caturday pics.
 
RockIsDead
2008-01-23 01:27:38 PM
How much do you get if you freeze to death?
 
tweekster
2008-01-23 01:27:41 PM
redcup27: I see Calvin Roberts is way ahead of you. I see he's black...can he swim or dos everyone just really hate the guy?

Doubtful on the swimming part.
 
brinwe2
2008-01-23 01:27:43 PM
Subby looks strangely familiar. where abouts in MD are you located?

Should have done it last sunday when it was 25 degrees out. none of this warm 40 degrees this sat.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2008-01-23 01:27:50 PM
deddeddie: How's about I just donate to the Special Olympics directly and not feel guilty if you die?

Why feel guilty? Just imagine how long he could stay in then!
 
GingerGirl
2008-01-23 01:28:01 PM
and by posting this here subby is stating his intention to die by Popsicle.

Will give...good cause...
 
Bloody Templar
2008-01-23 01:28:08 PM
LowPlainsDrifter: I will only contribute money if you can provide pics of the female participants listed on your link, in their bikinis, with their headlights at full beam for safety, after they've dived in, if you catch my drift.

Some hittable material in that club...oh yes, quite hittable...

I already said that. But I'm still trying to figure out if Kris is hittable. Kris never states if Kris is the guy or the girl in the pic.

If girl, hittable.

If guy, DO NOT WANT.
 
tweekster
2008-01-23 01:29:18 PM
Bloody Templar: I already said that. But I'm still trying to figure out if Kris is hittable. Kris never states if Kris is the guy or the girl in the pic.

If girl, hittable.

If guy, DO NOT WANT.

If Kris was the girl I think it would have been stated in the headline as part of the fundraising effort.
 
Y2Jericho
2008-01-23 01:29:30 PM
LowPlainsDrifter: I will only contribute money if you can provide pics of the female participants listed on your link, in their bikinis, with their headlights at full beam for safety, after they've dived in, if you catch my drift.

Some hittable material in that club...oh yes, quite hittable...

www.kintera.org

?????????
 
azazyel
2008-01-23 01:29:56 PM
Man when did Farkers get so stingy?
 
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:30:09 PM
Mugato: WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU!

I'M SURE YOU'LL DO WELL IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS!

BUT THEY CAN MAKE WATER THAT IS WARM FOR YOU TO SWIM IN!

ASK AN ADULT!

Beautiful post. Holy shiat that's funny.
 
Bloody Templar
2008-01-23 01:30:37 PM
Bloody Templar: LowPlainsDrifter: I will only contribute money if you can provide pics of the female participants listed on your link, in their bikinis, with their headlights at full beam for safety, after they've dived in, if you catch my drift.

Some hittable material in that club...oh yes, quite hittable...

I already said that. But I'm still trying to figure out if Kris is hittable. Kris never states if Kris is the guy or the girl in the pic.

If girl, hittable.

If guy, DO NOT WANT.



Just saw LaZBoy82's post. DO NOT WANT.

But your wife is cute, dude. ;)

/Not a jackass
//Just a little snarky today...
 
Mr. Xhin
2008-01-23 01:31:09 PM
That's just too dumb to sponsor.

I'm doing a 200 mile bike ride for MS in April. No hypothermia, but my nuts should get a good beating in the saddle.

Why do testicles have to suffer so for charity?
 
Mmmmkaay
2008-01-23 01:31:22 PM
DoorFrame: Brian Gray is kicking your ass.

He's kicking everyone's ass; he's probably an over-achieving twatbucket. Someone should probably lock him in a closet the day of the event.

\What?
\\Just saying ...
 
Royale With Cheese
2008-01-23 01:31:26 PM
Someone say SCaturday?

img100.imageshack.us
 
SaEmAsMe
2008-01-23 01:32:17 PM
ultraholland: Take a cat with you. God knows we need more Caturday pics.

HA! I can has wet suit?
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:32:35 PM
azazyel: One ticket please...

Steven Lynch (new window)

very funny
subby you will get out as soon as your peener is gone..........
 
Y2Jericho
2008-01-23 01:32:50 PM
Mr. Xhin: That's just too dumb to sponsor.

I'm doing a 200 mile bike ride for MS in April. No hypothermia, but my nuts should get a good beating in the saddle.

Why do testicles have to suffer so for charity?

You're doing it wrong.
 
Bloody Templar
2008-01-23 01:33:05 PM
Mr. Xhin: Why do testicles have to suffer so for charity?

Because they're farkin' nuts!
 
toejam
2008-01-23 01:33:22 PM
Mr. Xhin: That's just too dumb to sponsor.

I'm doing a 200 mile bike ride for MS in April. No hypothermia, but my nuts should get a good beating in the saddle.

Why do testicles have to suffer so for charity?

That's Darwin's way of keeping you maniacs from reproducing.
 
tweekster
2008-01-23 01:33:57 PM
Royale With Cheese: Someone say SCaturday?

Thats disturbing.
 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:34:34 PM
Mr. Xhin: That's just too dumb to sponsor.

I'm doing a 200 mile bike ride for MS in April. No hypothermia, but my nuts should get a good beating in the saddle.

Why do testicles have to suffer so for charity?

Sounds like fun... my uncle has "won" a bike ride for MS three years in a row. I think I must have inherited my love of bikes from him.

Also, two words: Athletic Supporter
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:35:01 PM
Polar Bear Plunge, Annapolis, MD.

Its right under the Bay Bridge.
 
mr_zero
2008-01-23 01:35:49 PM
I told you he was hardcore.
 
fatal_exception
2008-01-23 01:36:36 PM
I feel bad that I was expecting more "special" pictures in the thread.

/not really
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:36:48 PM
MmmCrime: Polar Bear Plunge up at Deep Creek,

Isn't that lake frozen now?
 
ultraholland
2008-01-23 01:37:27 PM
Went swimming in the Atlantic off Delaware a couple Januaries back.
/My balls are still hiding
 
toroda
2008-01-23 01:37:31 PM
vernonFL: Polar Bear Plunge, Annapolis, MD.

Its right under the Bay Bridge.

When did they move Maryland to San Francisco?
 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark]
2008-01-23 01:37:57 PM
vernonFL: MmmCrime: Polar Bear Plunge up at Deep Creek,

Isn't that lake frozen now?

They chop holes in the ice.
 
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