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(Some Guy)   Farker: This Saturday I'm jumping into freezing water to raise money for the Special Olympics. My team is the SnoCaps and subby's name is Kris (second from the bottom). The more money I get, the longer I'll stay in   (kintera.org) divider line 243
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2008-01-23 01:27:15 AM  
I will stay in 10 seconds for every $100. If you don't think that's allot know that there is 3 inches of snow in my yard it is going to be a high of 39 degrees on Sat. This is the first time im doing this so it should be an experience. As for other concerns, I'm the guy in the picture the girl is Cara who is my wife. The other girls on my team are her friends so feel free to ogle them. I didn't name the team so im sure that their was not an underlying drug reference to the SnoCaps. Any one who donated or is planning on it I really do appreciate it a lot. I love FARK and I know that behind all the awesome forum conversation a lot of you guys are not total jackasses. I'm not writing everyone's name on my body but I will sharpie a huge FARK.com advertisement if I reach my monetary goal and post some pictures. Again thanks a lot it really is a good cause and its all tax deductable.

/Kris Wilt
 
2008-01-23 11:56:44 AM  
Jumping into frigid water? That's retarded!
 
2008-01-23 12:01:10 PM  
No way am I sponsoring your hypothermia
 
2008-01-23 12:04:45 PM  
ShillinTheVillain: Jumping into frigid water? That's retarded!

Hence the money going towards the Special Olympics.
(Try to keep up)
 
2008-01-23 12:07:53 PM  
Last year's winner, 5 minutes into the contest:

i37.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-23 12:08:35 PM  
I spend my money on avoiding hypothermia (pulls space heater a little closer)...
 
2008-01-23 12:10:48 PM  
I'm concerned about your nipples. What are you doing to insure they don't implode?
 
2008-01-23 12:11:49 PM  
Okay. I'm down with that.

/contributed
 
2008-01-23 12:12:55 PM  
I'm in.

Watch out for the inversion of the peener.
 
2008-01-23 12:17:43 PM  
Are we actively trying to kill someone here?
 
2008-01-23 12:20:11 PM  
NewportBarGuy: Are we actively trying to kill someone here?

Sure, why not? It's for a good cause.
 
2008-01-23 12:26:22 PM  
This guy is going to be dead.

https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=236610&lis=1&kntae23 6610=1022AAEE29AA45F38DE2370FD400E57A&supId=201630930
 
2008-01-23 12:29:52 PM  
Do you even know what a snow cap is, or is that the reason you chose the name? OK, I just looked at your link. Nestle makes them? Do the DEA know about this?

FYI: A snow cap is a bowl of marijuana topped off with cocaine.
 
2008-01-23 12:30:25 PM  
NewportBarGuy: Are we actively trying to kill someone here?

RedMosquito: Sure, why not? It's for a good cause.

What you both said needs to be incorporated into a movie.. it's golden quote worthy.
 
2008-01-23 12:30:39 PM  
Done, and done. Have fun.
 
2008-01-23 12:33:57 PM  
The money is for the Special Olympics which is great, but I want to know more about subby's immersion and how many seconds he is up to now?

Oh, and do they have a hospital room prepped/reserved for Brian Gray ($1,690.000)?
 
2008-01-23 12:52:29 PM  
Out yourself and tell us more about how long you'll have to stay in the water. What's the formula?

Maybe we can each throw in some cash to have our names written on your body in Sharpie?
 
2008-01-23 01:01:48 PM  
Donated in memory of Fark.

/never got over it
 
2008-01-23 01:02:49 PM  
oldfarthenry: ShillinTheVillain: Jumping into frigid water? That's retarded!

Hence the money going towards the Special Olympics.
(Try to keep up)


Hence my choice of the word "retarded" to describe it. I was trying to be ironic (I think).
 
2008-01-23 01:04:36 PM  
oldfarthenry
Hence the money going towards the Special Olympics.
(Try to keep up)


Thanks Hank. Good job explaining the pun, demonstrating that you didn't get that the pun was intended.
(Try to keep up)

/i sent ten puns to a "best pun" competition, hoping one would win
///unfortunately, no pun in ten did
 
2008-01-23 01:05:46 PM  
BigDumbGuy: FYI: A snow cap is a bowl of marijuana topped off with cocaine.

What a waste of perfectly good cocaine.
 
2008-01-23 01:05:50 PM  
TheYeti: Maybe we can each throw in some cash to have our names written on your body in Sharpie?

I like that idea! Pencil me in.
 
2008-01-23 01:06:52 PM  
One ticket please...

Steven Lynch (new window)
 
2008-01-23 01:06:57 PM  
I'd hit it.

Oh. Oops.
 
2008-01-23 01:07:02 PM  
Donated, and hopefully someone will send you some heated underpants so your tender bits don't climb up into your throat.

Good jorb.
 
2008-01-23 01:07:08 PM  
Get your girlfriend a pry bar so she can help the 'nads get back to where they go after you're done.
 
2008-01-23 01:07:20 PM  
Say goodbye to your sensitive bits.
 
2008-01-23 01:07:43 PM  
SnowCaps... Not ALLCAPS?

I like it much better than Andy Caps....

Warm thoughts!
 
2008-01-23 01:08:52 PM  
The more money I get, the longer I'll stay in

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say that
 
2008-01-23 01:09:30 PM  
www.11alive.com

While you're down there, would you grab the space alien?
Please?
 
2008-01-23 01:10:47 PM  
Don't forget to smubble.
 
2008-01-23 01:10:48 PM  
Stay in too long, and you'll be attending the Special Olympics next year as a participant.
 
2008-01-23 01:11:08 PM  
The more money I get, the longer I'll stay in
www.andrewauseon.com Would like you to get in his car
 
2008-01-23 01:12:08 PM  
ViperCTW If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone say that

You'd have five cents?

/got nothing.
/wait...
 
2008-01-23 01:12:50 PM  
One of the waitresses at my favorite bar in North Saint Paul, Neumann's did it too. She was in an itsie bitsy tennie wennie yellow polka dot bikini....and she looked great.
Sorry I have no pics, but they ARE out there somewhere.....
I give her credit for doing it.
 
2008-01-23 01:12:53 PM  
Hey, subby.
Could you set me up with Chissy Cowherd? I've never been with a Chissy. I'd like that. EIP.

kthxbye

Oh, Chissy is a girl, right?
 
2008-01-23 01:12:54 PM  
Before you do this, make sure you fill out an organ donor card and make sure you specify that you want to leave your balls to science.
 
2008-01-23 01:13:39 PM  
Hey Kris, I know you probably know this, but the chicks on your team are all pretty much hittable.

Is the "Cara" in Ashley's picture a relation of yours? Assuming so, what with the same last name and all...
 
2008-01-23 01:13:55 PM  
moran
 
2008-01-23 01:14:07 PM  
doing the same thing on feb 10 in muskego wi--team name

THE BRASS MONKEY PRESERVATION SOCIETY

good luck and congrats on the huge donation total--well done man!
 
2008-01-23 01:14:29 PM  
subby, you are a frickin sally.

oooh, it's in maryland!

might as well be florida.


New Years Day 08, 07, 06, 05, 04, and 03 I've jumped in in rhode island. in 08 I also did one in maine.

/better than you.
 
2008-01-23 01:14:34 PM  
Is the intent of raising money to help support the Special Olympics to make them more like the regular Greek Olympics?
Whatsamatter--do they have Peneus envy?
 
2008-01-23 01:15:13 PM  
Wait... Is subby the guy or the girl in that pic? A name like Kris could be either one...
 
2008-01-23 01:15:41 PM  
Link WTF
 
2008-01-23 01:15:54 PM  
The Schedule:

Saturday: 9:00am - whenever ; soak in freezing water
Sunday: All day - released ; Hospital Oxygen Tent
 
2008-01-23 01:16:12 PM  
trivaavirt: One of the waitresses at my favorite bar in North Saint Paul, Neumann's did it too. She was in an itsie bitsy tennie wennie yellow polka dot bikini....and she looked great.
Sorry I have no pics, but they ARE out there somewhere.....
I give her credit for doing it.


Bah! West side all the way!
 
2008-01-23 01:16:14 PM  
I WAS IN THE POOL!
 
2008-01-23 01:16:16 PM  
I did this earlier in the month. Here's what you're getting yourself into.
 
2008-01-23 01:16:18 PM  
Donated $10. My g/f's uncle loves competing in the Special Olympics.
 
2008-01-23 01:16:57 PM  
Snarky_Chique: Link WTF

That is full of WIN.

/Hairdo of the gods
 
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