Still probably healthier than a Big Mac...

I blame mercury mariners.

kronicfeld: You have to be a "hipster" to eat sushi?

I think in the '80s, yea. I'm no fan of the stuff but c'mon smitty, sushi has been pretty commonplace for the past 20 years.

owner: "We'll look for lower-level-mercury fish."

Gee, that's comforting.

mediaho: sushi has been pretty commonplace for the past 20 years.

That's why hipsters don't eat sushi anymore. Nice work, uncoolmitter.

anal brazil men: mediaho: sushi has been pretty commonplace for the past 20 years.

That's why hipsters don't eat sushi anymore. Nice work, uncoolmitter.

Duh. Sushi got co-opted by The Man in the 90's. We're over it now.

SUSHI CULTURE IS NOT FOR SALE.

We have this great vegan cafe across the street from our trendy downtown apartment though, you should really try it sometime. They don't have anywhere to lock my fixed gear though so I'm worried I might smudge my white belt or tear my girl jeans locking it to a tree.

/rides fixed gear
//wears tight jeans
///does not own white belt

I don't think "hallway thermometers" contain mercury. Unless you're talking about the Hershey Hallway.

The headline brought you in, the mercurial goodness made you comment. "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

Mercury poisoning is cool for those of you that are into anal bleeding.

soze: anal brazil men: mediaho: sushi has been pretty commonplace for the past 20 years.

That's why hipsters don't eat sushi anymore. Nice work, uncoolmitter.

Duh. Sushi got co-opted by The Man in the 90's. We're over it now.

SUSHI CULTURE IS NOT FOR SALE.

We have this great vegan cafe across the street from our trendy downtown apartment though, you should really try it sometime. They don't have anywhere to lock my fixed gear though so I'm worried I might smudge my white belt or tear my girl jeans locking it to a tree.

/rides fixed gear
//wears tight jeans
///does not own white belt

You have sex with your bike don't you?

Do hipsters reproduce in the first place?

.

what do hipsters have to do with sushi?

oh yeah, nothing.

sushi rules and is healthy for you as well.

get over yourself subby.

Can I eat?

That's why you always make her douchey before you eat her sushi.

you can get sushi at the mall in missourah. those farkin hipsters.

Hipsters don't consume food, they sustain themselves with a usb charger plugged into their Mac.

Nestea Plunge: Mercury poisoning is cool for those of you that are into anal bleeding.

Go on...

soze: anal brazil men: mediaho: sushi has been pretty commonplace for the past 20 years.

That's why hipsters don't eat sushi anymore. Nice work, uncoolmitter.

Duh. Sushi got co-opted by The Man in the 90's. We're over it now.

SUSHI CULTURE IS NOT FOR SALE.

We have this great vegan cafe across the street from our trendy downtown apartment though, you should really try it sometime. They don't have anywhere to lock my fixed gear though so I'm worried I might smudge my white belt or tear my girl jeans locking it to a tree.

/rides fixed gear
//wears tight jeans
///does not own white belt

White belts haven't been hip since like 2004

/just saying

Darwin finally starts thinning the hipster herd...

Asbestos laden Che Guevara t-shirts? Surely you jest.

Maynard G. Muskievote: Can I eat?

You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?

/I have reached a new low

Impairment of the peripheral vision
Disturbances in sensations ("pins and needles" feelings, numbness) usually in the hands feet and sometimes around the mouth
Lack of coordination of movements, such as writing
Impairment of speech, hearing, walking;
Muscle weakness
Skin rashes
Mood swing
Memory loss
Mental disturbance

HotWingConspiracy: Hipsters don't consume food, they sustain themselves with a usb charger plugged into their Mac.

+1

Thats what they get for fishing in the Delaware river.

I don't know if the hipster scene could recover if scientists found something harmful in PBR

The article is referring to tuna. This isn't surprising.

ThatGuyGreg: too cold out for sushi anyway

No such thing.

Claims, no mercury in their fishy fingers!

Nestea Plunge: Impairment of the peripheral vision
Disturbances in sensations ("pins and needles" feelings, numbness) usually in the hands feet and sometimes around the mouth
Lack of coordination of movements, such as writing
Impairment of speech, hearing, walking;
Muscle weakness
Skin rashes
Mood swing
Memory loss
Mental disturbance

Sounds like Lexapro withdrawal.

no wonder I'm as mad as a hattersushi lover

/with apologies to MadAsshatter

Fugu...

Perhaps subby is some fat midwest fried cheese eating basement dweller.

... and tastes like a ractal thermometer.

Rather my sushi contain mercury than mutant powers.



/happened to see this while getting my car fixed a couple of Saturdays ago
//now they're making cartoons about anything and everything
///made me hungry for sushi
////I said fark it and went for some Mongolian grill instead

Sushi? Why not go to a farking bait shop and eat the shiners?

Haven't they been finding high levels of Mercury in all kinds of fish for decades now?

FuelCycle: You have sex with your bike don't you?

Actually, I saw a video once where someone had retrofitted a bike seat with a dildo connected to the cranks via a piston mechanism, and some girl wearing a short skirt rode it around the neighborhood.

I thought, only in Japan.

/well, it IS a thread about sushi.

Okay, nothing but tasty, grilled Dolphin for me from now on.

Woohoo, the pox on society known as Hipsterism can finally die. Goodbye Steph The Geek, good by stupid 'vintage' Tshirts, goodbye Mactards, goodbye farking farkwads.