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(Popcorn)   Knight Rider won't be a new TV series afterall - it's going to be a "Matrix-style" movie   ( divider line
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2026 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2001 at 7:39 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-03 08:13:00 AM  
Is it just me or is David Hasslehoffenpheffer becomming the next Dick Clark. Does that man AGE? Or did they pickle him too?
2001-08-03 08:17:55 AM  
Two words: KNIGHT BOAT!!!!!!!
2001-08-03 08:29:42 AM  
I don't get why this is asinine. Hey, it'll be fun.
2001-08-03 08:51:16 AM  
This Just IN!!!!

Television programming continutes its 20 year run downhill!
2001-08-03 08:55:31 AM  

Look closely at the picture of Hasselhof... WTF is he a b-cup? I think the 'roids he used to get in shape for baywatch may have had side effects.
2001-08-03 09:07:20 AM  
Michael Knight returns but this time in a modified Crown Vic! This movie finds Michael moving to Florida, where he battles the forces of evil that would deter him from the early bird special! His new car contains many inventive gizmos, like the automatic shutoff of turn signals after 30 minutes...
2001-08-03 09:35:55 AM  
To bring back the dead boss, I don't see Hasselhof above digging up the corpse and jamming a stick up it's ass and giggling it around to make it look like it's talking. Swear to god, the guy is evil.
2001-08-03 10:37:58 AM  
This makes me want to puke..."matrix style."

Where's my Hasslehoffenpheffer!?!
2001-08-03 11:04:45 AM  
"Hell, it's on our lips every day."

Excuse me, you have a little Hasselhoff on you lip.
2001-08-03 11:09:55 AM  
This is gonna be farking cool.
yeah!! Im lineing up now.
2001-08-03 11:39:39 AM  
Goddamm farking hasselhoff hollywood sh*tpuke. Why oh why oh why do people give money to this filthy c*ckmonging c*mbucket.
2001-08-03 11:40:34 AM  
Knight Rider always left me with a burning question:

Could David Hasselhoff and KITT legally or ethically use the HOV lane?
2001-08-03 11:55:57 AM  
Almost noon and nothing to Photoshop yet?? Well, would this work?
[image from too old to be available]

2001-08-03 12:03:28 PM  
Odd, I only remember Knight Rider lunchboxes being black & red.
2001-08-03 12:24:29 PM  
I'm new, can somebody instruct me in the proper syntax required to post a picture in the comments. It would be greatly appreciated.
2001-08-03 12:32:36 PM  
Gunn - Why oh why oh why do people give money to this filthy c*ckmonging c*mbucket.

How exactly does one "cockmonge"?
2001-08-03 12:36:30 PM  
My hate filled wrath of a thousand suns didn't pay very much attention in english class when it was young, so now it sometimes makes up words, especially when its mad. Sorry for the trouble.
2001-08-03 12:58:47 PM  
"One man can make a...basket."
2001-08-03 01:14:37 PM  
Ah... could be worse.

What with David Hasselhoff's, ahem, obvious singing talents. Imagine if you will ... Knight Rider - The Musical

2001-08-03 02:08:34 PM  
KNIGHT RIDER FRIGGING ROCKS! I just hate David Hassellhoff.
2001-08-03 02:38:06 PM  
so, erm...talking car=A.I.???

"There is no Hasselhoff..."
2001-08-03 05:29:57 PM  
Maybe they'll have a slow motion of Hasslehoff's hip breaking as he does a "Matrix Style" landing.
2001-08-04 01:14:07 AM  
i always thought they should have put some missles and machine guns on kitt. and wings. and a boat feature. and other cool 10yr old kid fantasy action crap.
2001-08-04 04:01:40 AM  
Slesfo: hmmm, sounds more like chitty-chitty bang-bang. ;0)
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