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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Former porn theater may become a family-style buffet. Another prime piece of American culture lost. Another buffet with sticky floors   (cbs13.com ) divider line
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2008-01-22 02:48:37 AM  
The reporter actually said Jamba Juice explosion

/in a porn story
//that's hot
 
2008-01-22 04:50:08 AM  
I need to go take down the buffet and set up the leather pony
 
2008-01-22 07:43:22 AM  
Let me be the first to say ewwwwwwwwww.

I'll never think of a buffet the same way
 
2008-01-22 08:14:20 AM  
labman: I'll never think of a buffet the same way

The fact that you might have once thought of buffets in any sort of positive light is somewhat disturbing.
 
2008-01-22 08:48:33 AM  
Old Coontry Buffet?
 
2008-01-22 09:17:38 AM  
What a spread.
 
2008-01-22 09:34:33 AM  
I wonder if they will keep the tradition of serving big labs of roast beef.
 
2008-01-22 09:50:56 AM  
Smorgassbord?
 
2008-01-22 10:51:15 AM  
Box lunch specials at noon.
 
2008-01-22 10:52:52 AM  
"It involves the children, and I happen to be a father myself," says Jeffrey Thomas. "It just doesn't make me feel too comfortable with something like that near so many youth."

The buffet or the porn theater?
 
2008-01-22 10:53:41 AM  
Debbie Does Dessert Bar?
 
2008-01-22 10:54:42 AM  
I like porn. I like buffets. Crabs at both, eh?

Isn't there a way lechery and gluttony can peacefully co-exist?
 
2008-01-22 10:55:32 AM  
Kinda makes you wonder what will become of the Glory Holes in the restrooms....
 
2008-01-22 10:55:40 AM  
UberDave: I wonder if they will keep the tradition of serving big labs of roast beef.

yech.

beef curtain. beef curtain. beef curtain. beef curtain.
 
2008-01-22 10:55:55 AM  
danlpoon: I like porn. I like buffets. Crabs at both, eh?

Isn't there a way lechery and gluttony can peacefully co-exist?


Strip club lunch specials?
 
2008-01-22 10:57:01 AM  
The most appropriate place at which to eat out.
 
2008-01-22 10:57:38 AM  
Xerxes99: Kinda makes you wonder what will become of the Glory Holes in the restrooms....

Thought that was a soap dispenser :(
 
2008-01-22 10:58:45 AM  
From Golden Shower to Golden Corral
 
2008-01-22 10:59:41 AM  
What no "Cream of Sum Yung Gai" jokes?
 
2008-01-22 10:59:56 AM  
This happens all the time, apparently. There was a strip club in Maitland, FL (just outside of Orlando) that was converted to a country style restaurant called Buttermilks. There were mirrors, poles and little stages all over the place, which were decorated with little southern trinkets and the like. They even made a dining area in the upstairs champagne room. It was a shiaty strip club, but the restaurant was awesome. It was the best all you can eat breakfast in town until it closed late last year.
/wants biscuits and gravy.
 
2008-01-22 11:00:09 AM  
Are the hot dogs dispensed through a hole in the paneling?
 
2008-01-22 11:01:00 AM  
bugmn99: Xerxes99: Kinda makes you wonder what will become of the Glory Holes in the restrooms....

Thought that was a soap dispenser :(


So that's why your hands are so sticky.
 
2008-01-22 11:02:25 AM  
did I see a "Drive Thru" sign outside the theater?

I am REALLY curious as to how that worked now.
 
2008-01-22 11:06:00 AM  
elliottp: I need to go take down the buffet and set up the leather pony

Oh Great, now I'm going to be smelling to high heaven like a tuna melt.
 
2008-01-22 11:06:07 AM  
So I take it the 5 second rule does NOT apply here?

ewwwwww
 
2008-01-22 11:07:34 AM  
EwokHunter: So I take it the 5 second rule does NOT apply here?

ewwwwww


Don't even try because man, it's just gone.
 
2008-01-22 11:07:50 AM  
If I find a used condom in my Swedish meatballs, do I win a prize?
 
2008-01-22 11:08:33 AM  
Strip clubs are losing popularity. There won't be too many of them left in a few years. It seems women today are so slutty and willing to show their boobies or have public sex with people at regular bars and clubs, so no need to go to a strip club where you can't touch and pay tons of money just for a tease. Go to a regular club and you can get a handjob from a drunk college girl for free.
 
2008-01-22 11:08:53 AM  
Strip club lunch specials?

Good! Very Good. Now let's mix in some GREED! We have Gluttony. Lechery. Now e need some GREED!

How can we combine Gluttony, Lechery AND Greed?
 
2008-01-22 11:10:49 AM  
mreuther: If I find a used condom in my Swedish meatballs, do I win a prize?

You're more likely to find Swedish meatballs in your condom.

/I suppose it depends on the Swede
 
2008-01-22 11:11:37 AM  
mreuther: If I find a used condom in my Swedish meatballs, do I win a prize?

Yes. Hepatitis.
 
2008-01-22 11:13:37 AM  
both make good use of a sneeze gaurd
 
2008-01-22 11:14:40 AM  
This thread is full of ewww
 
2008-01-22 11:16:32 AM  
daveydave: Strip clubs are losing popularity. There won't be too many of them left in a few years. It seems women today are so slutty and willing to show their boobies or have public sex with people at regular bars and clubs, so no need to go to a strip club where you can't touch and pay tons of money just for a tease. Go to a regular club and you can get a handjob from a drunk college girl for free.

What clubs have you been going to!?!

I've seen some girls get a little frisky, but not quite to the level of a strip club.
 
2008-01-22 11:17:52 AM  
I live outside Sacto and they're doing a lot there. There's way too much redevelopment but i don't think it is the right time for them to do this cuz Sacto is tanking like a fat woman down a greased pole in terms of housing but i'm glad that Oak Park is starting to get better. Anyways, if you're lookin for a lapdance, go to centerfolds with a few girls in hand...you get the best!
 
2008-01-22 11:18:06 AM  
Stay away from anything with Alfredo sauce...
 
2008-01-22 11:19:30 AM  
Best thread ever...
 
2008-01-22 11:20:21 AM  
daveydave: Strip clubs are losing popularity. There won't be too many of them left in a few years. It seems women today are so slutty and willing to show their boobies or have public sex with people at regular bars and clubs, so no need to go to a strip club where you can't touch and pay tons of money just for a tease. Go to a regular club and you can get a handjob from a drunk college girl for free.

Newsletter etc.

/Please include addresses for some of these "regular" clubs...
 
2008-01-22 11:20:31 AM  
I've seen some girls get a little frisky, but not quite to the level of a strip club.

If you can find me a college girl even half as nasty as the girls at Mons Venus I'll go back and finally GET that AA Degree.
 
2008-01-22 11:20:49 AM  
The fly in your soup may actually be a zipper...
 
2008-01-22 11:21:14 AM  
daveydave
Strip clubs are losing popularity. There won't be too many of them left in a few years.


A few years ago, I had an idea for a chain of strip clubs called "Catch a Rising Stripper". Sure there would be regular dancers but there would also be tryouts using local talent. The whole thing would be leveraged in to the dvd and web market.

Wife said no. Harry Freakstorm would not be working daily with young strippers. The idea is officially up for grabs.
 
2008-01-22 11:21:32 AM  
i232.photobucket.com

/Approves
 
2008-01-22 11:21:37 AM  
Any Farkers in Nevada remember Payton Place in Reno?
 
2008-01-22 11:24:52 AM  
Harry Freakstorm: daveydave
Strip clubs are losing popularity. There won't be too many of them left in a few years.

A few years ago, I had an idea for a chain of strip clubs called "Catch a Rising Stripper". Sure there would be regular dancers but there would also be tryouts using local talent. The whole thing would be leveraged in to the dvd and web market.

Wife said no. Harry Freakstorm would not be working daily with young strippers. The idea is officially up for grabs.


Try going on a slow night--it's been done to death already at regular clubs.

/at least teh ghey ones
 
2008-01-22 11:28:33 AM  
danlpoon
If you can find me a college girl even half as nasty as the girls at Mons Venus I'll go back and finally GET that AA Degree.
This.
 
2008-01-22 11:32:21 AM  
danlpoon: Strip club lunch specials?

Good! Very Good. Now let's mix in some GREED! We have Gluttony. Lechery. Now e need some GREED!

How can we combine Gluttony, Lechery AND Greed?


A rib joint/strip club/casino.
"Slabs, Sluts and Slots"
 
2008-01-22 11:36:13 AM  
Disapproves...

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2008-01-22 11:42:32 AM  
To be fair the floors were already sticky before the buffet.
 
2008-01-22 11:47:18 AM  
danlpoon: Strip club lunch specials?

Good! Very Good. Now let's mix in some GREED! We have Gluttony. Lechery. Now e need some GREED!

How can we combine Gluttony, Lechery AND Greed?


You mean Glutlechereed? Make it microwaveable and PROFIT!
 
2008-01-22 11:47:50 AM  
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Approves
 
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