Gridlock: Evangelicals = Children of Satan

Way too much evidence historically and morally to deny it is true.

Isn't it ironic that the evangelists constantly refer to where the Bible states there will be a legion of people following a false prophet who eventually turns out to be the antichrist? That these people will work tireless to bring about the end of the world as we know it and in doing so envoke the wrath of God.

Now the irony is that the evangelists, who precisely fit the description of the legions of Satan-worshiping, war-mongering nut jobs from the Bible they themselves tout, are convinced that they are actually the good guys in the story and everyone else is Satan-worshippers.

Again, I don't know whether to be amused or terrified.

Hickory-smoked: Gridlock: Evangelicals = Children of Satan

Way too much evidence historically and morally to deny it is true.

This is what we call "selective perception."

Naming it does not make it untrue.

jarcool: The Cornballer:

A few years back, New Hampshire had a US Representative named "Dick Swett". If I recall correctly, when he ran for the Senate, his campaign slogan was "Dick Swett is my Senator".

He must have been a Republican...

Sorry to burst your bubble. He's a democrat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett (new window)

globalwarmingpraiser: Mr Blayee turned his back on war when, naked during a battle on a bridge outside Monrovia, he says God appeared to him and told him he was a slave to Satan and should repent.

Honestly, this is more like the god I beleive in. I wish he would do this more. At least this guy appears to have changed his life and truly disagrees with the life that he had been living.

I think the main thing that speaks out in favour of that is him turning up to testify at the tribunal.

I'm surprised the guy is not bigger than Ghengis Khan. Honestly beyond the killing and eating of human hearts, this guy was one of the coolest warlord out there. Maybe moreso than the Lord Humungus.....which I keep getting images of.

globalwarmingpraiser: Honestly, this is more like the god I beleive in. I wish he would do this more. At least this guy appears to have changed his life and truly disagrees with the life that he had been living.


Yeah, real shame about murdering all of those people.

You'd think a real Christian would seek just punishment for the crimes they've committed, but oftentimes they declare "I've found Jesus" and go off to commit more horrible crimes while the fake Christian spectator's whisper to themselves in a stupor, "He found Jesus, I guess we have to let him go and ignore all future crimes by the new Christian".

I seem to remember a certain Biblical Commandment about "Thou shall not kill (murder)" that so many pretend Christians delight in ignoring.

redsquid: Sub-human apes! Africa is a shiat hole. Weaponized rape, murder, canibalism, child soldiers... notice how that 'Back to Africa' movement kinda dried up? So much for the liberals' cultural relavence. Some cultures need to be wiped out.

I give it a 7/10 for the racist slurs and support of ethnic clensing. The 'liberals' cultural relevance' was a little over the top though.

globalwarmingpraiser: Mr Blayee turned his back on war when, naked during a battle on a bridge outside Monrovia, he says God appeared to him and told him he was a slave to Satan and should repent.

Honestly, this is more like the god I beleive in. I wish he would do this more. At least this guy appears to have changed his life and truly disagrees with the life that he had been living.

God's doing a heck of a job.

FTA:
"...worst atrocities of Liberia's brutal wars, notorious for bands of drugged fighters dressed in wedding gowns and wigs."

pictures or it didn't happen

Geez, that place was like Mardi Gras in Hell.

In a better world this man would be the leader of the butt naked batallion:



/Because Funk is its own reward.
//No, that ISN'T whoopie goldberg.

"Cocaine, it's a Hell of a drug."

Unavailable for comment, reported missing...

Beatle_Matt: From the documentaries I've seen, and everything I've read, Liberia seems to be the sort of place that would exist if you gave the Bloods and Crips their own country, and got rid of the police.

Yep. If you've read and seen documentaries you oughta know how right you actually are.

Beatle_Matt: From the documentaries I've seen, and everything I've read, Liberia seems to be the sort of place that would exist if you gave the Bloods and Crips their own country, and got rid of the police.


Wow, I just logged in to say that before blucat beat me to it...

Damnit! Is it too late to change my screen name to 'General Butt Naked'?

globalwarmingpraiser: Gridlock: globalwarmingpraiser: Honestly, this is more like the god I beleive in. I wish he would do this more. At least this guy appears to have changed his life and truly disagrees with the life that he had been living.


Yeah, real shame about murdering all of those people.

You'd think a real Christian would seek just punishment for the crimes they've committed, but oftentimes they declare "I've found Jesus" and go off to commit more horrible crimes while the fake Christian spectator's whisper to themselves in a stupor, "He found Jesus, I guess we have to let him go and ignore all future crimes by the new Christian".

I seem to remember a certain Biblical Commandment about "Thou shall not kill (murder)" that so many pretend Christians delight in ignoring.

The point was he abandoned that life. I never said nor did I imply that he should not be punished or that his future crimes should be ignored. I just was pointingf out that he had changed without prison. It is about time that when God appeared it was to do good not tell a woman to kill their baby. Seriously, in africa that shiate is normal, to stop like that is a bonafide miracal.

/It was the metatron ftw

But, as usual, god was 20,000 or so children too late.

lhclubs: Top Eleven Twelve Most Bad-Ass General's Names Ever:

11) Charles 'the Hammer'

10) Frederick Barbarossa

9) Atilla the Hun

8) Xerxes

7) Ivan the Terrible

6) Shaka Zulu

5) Nebuchadnezzar

4) 'Stonewall' Jackson

3) Butt Naked

2) Genghis Khan

1) Commander Robot

Chesty Puller FTW.

Where's Sgt. Max Fightmaster to put this guy straight?

What a turnaround!
/starts looking busy.
// u know I where I picked up that line, x threads back

Doc Batarang: Where's Sgt. Max Fightmaster to put this guy straight?

That's STAFF Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

Get it right!

My friend was a Marine that spent some time in Liberia. He told me stories about this guy, most of which I chalked up to him trying to tell a good tale. Looks like I owe him an apology.