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( Boobies Rapper Xzibit shoots for Playboy (not safe for work)   ( divider line 47
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2699 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2002 at 2:42 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-10-22 02:50:44 PM  
Rappers usually shoot each other.
2002-10-22 02:51:33 PM  
what a shiatty link.
2002-10-22 02:52:58 PM
2002-10-22 02:54:22 PM  
I think Christina Aguilera has fake boobies.
2002-10-22 02:54:45 PM  
Hmm.. a Canon 'L' lens and a metz flash.

/ghey gheek
2002-10-22 02:57:47 PM  
[@ work] isn't Xzibit a guy?
2002-10-22 02:58:13 PM  
Sux0r... :(

Almost no boobies... :(
2002-10-22 03:01:25 PM  
I hate rap
2002-10-22 03:04:20 PM  
2002-10-22 03:05:38 PM  
Xzibit is a guy, its this whole thing that playboys doing called celeb photographer.

Kinda neat... but it would be neater if it was girls shooting girls. That way I can fantasize about what happened after.
2002-10-22 03:11:00 PM  
I'd like to shoot Xzibit.


No, really, I would.
2002-10-22 03:18:36 PM  
A celebrity* photographer takes pictures before Playboy's "art department" gets ahold of the pics anyways?

who the fvck cares? weak.

*and i use the term very loosely
2002-10-22 03:22:12 PM  
For a second I thought it was gonna be nude pics of Xzibit. Yuck!
2002-10-22 03:24:46 PM  
I don't think I'm really going out on a limb here when I say:

2002-10-22 03:30:53 PM  
"I had to meet him totally hooched out," joked Bass upon meeting Xzibit. "I was thinking, 'This guy's gonna think I'm the biggest slut.'"

Look, bimbohead, he's coming to take pictures of your T & A. Of course he's going to think you're a slut. You are.
2002-10-22 03:37:27 PM  
Who approved this crap? We want REAL boobies. Not dumbass rapper crap.
2002-10-22 03:40:32 PM  

2002-10-22 03:46:16 PM  
They called Nelly a hip-hop god.
2002-10-22 03:52:23 PM  
Where all de white womens at?
2002-10-22 03:57:19 PM  
X to tha Z, gotta love it.
2002-10-22 03:58:07 PM  
how the F.UCK does s.hit like this get posted, when there are tons of actually GOOD links in totalfark that just get passed over??? Jesus.
2002-10-22 04:00:24 PM  

i was gonna say that too....Vanilla Farking Ice had better flows than that sing songy sommumabich ever did.
2002-10-22 04:03:21 PM  
That nasty creature is ripping off song material from the OOMPA-LOOMPA's
2002-10-22 04:07:52 PM  
sounds like somputer programming whitey is mad that Xzibit stealing his vanilla.
2002-10-22 04:22:45 PM  
Okay, I'll say it. What do you get when you give a black moron a lot of money? A happy moron.
2002-10-22 04:31:11 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

There used to also be a monkey in Clint Eastwood movies who did that.
2002-10-22 04:38:16 PM  
OK, a sucky Boobies link...looks like we need some cool down time...might I suggest this to get your mind at ease:

Hope this makes people feel better.
2002-10-22 04:46:56 PM  
Hot damn. Get that farking retard out of the way and break his damn finger so he doesn't get involved again, and let's see a bit more of that little piece in the background. Yum yum yum.
2002-10-22 04:57:28 PM  
Seeing ugly black dudes touching beautiful white women gives me the CREEPS!
2002-10-22 05:19:55 PM  
Well... This would have been cool if that dumbass with the camera would shut the fark up. They had to have his bullshiat rap playing.
2002-10-22 05:24:51 PM  
Hey, where did that Christina Agulera link go? I missed the train before it got FARKed.
2002-10-22 06:23:36 PM  
Wait, did I miss a Christina Agulera boobies post? WTF?
2002-10-22 06:27:53 PM  

2002-10-22 07:02:05 PM  
**GASP** MAN! he flipped me off in that picture...where..where....where....where does he come up with these origianl ideas....Damn, he showed me, I'm going to go cry in a corner now.
2002-10-22 07:04:44 PM  
Great.A Black man named Nelly.Now I've heard everything.Stoopid rappers!
2002-10-22 07:28:41 PM  
watching CNN someone got killed and another pretty badly wounded at a stabbing during a Nelly Concert, BUT HE"S SOO COOL!! MTV TELLS ME SO!
2002-10-22 07:32:03 PM  
I was on a flight with XZibit from Dallas to LA a year ago June... I'd heard the name but would never have recognized him, just that he was getting fawned over, and I asked some girl when we landed who he was after she got her pic taken with him. He had pulled up in a limo and checked in at the curb alongside me, along with a little entourage including the biggest-ass dude I've ever seen in my life and a couple other guys. Two of the guys were flying with him (not the big-ass dude, he got back in the limo), and somebody checked/registered a gun with the skycaps, which kinda freaked me out. This was before 9/11. Best part of all was, as I boarded and walked past, XZibit was sitting in first class next to this completely uptight-looking conservative white middle-aged woman. His other two dudes were back in coach, sitting together.

That's all I got.
2002-10-22 08:02:31 PM  
XZibit is a freakin' asshat....

I saw an MTV's new year's special in which this guy performed a cover of Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" while wearing a T-Shirt that said "F*ck Napster"...

Stupid for two reasons...

1. Chuck D is an outspoken supporter of the MP3 format.

2. Wearing an anti-napster t-shirt is hardly an anti-authoritarian statement, and the contradiction of wearing that shirt while performing a song proclaiming we need the "fight the powers that be" was lost on his dumb ass.....

2002-10-22 08:12:08 PM  

Looks like Eastwoods monkey has found a new gig.
2002-10-22 08:47:29 PM  
HootyMagoo: LOL I wonder if he still drinks beer and smokes cigars....
2002-10-22 09:22:12 PM  
you *think* Christina Aguilara has fake tits??
: )
2002-10-23 01:30:54 AM  
They called Nelly a hip-hop god.

My sentiments exactly, Go Far.
2002-10-23 01:49:30 AM  
"I had to meet him totally hooched out," joked Bass upon meeting Xzibit. "I was thinking, 'This guy's gonna think I'm the biggest slut.'"

HahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahhahaHAHAhahahAHHAHAhahahaha! !
2002-10-23 02:03:53 AM  
My god, keep on saying ignorant things about black people.

No wonder why somethingawful is 1000x better than this garbage.
2002-10-23 08:58:05 AM  
rap sucks - and so does this link
2002-10-23 12:26:21 PM  
thanx lent
2002-10-24 09:32:25 AM  
Lent: Who was saying anything about blacks? Are you racist?

I was talking about the mid finger thing, you nazi!
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