sabatoa: Kinda reminds me of....

sabatoa:
Kinda reminds me of....

THAT girl. Oh, she's cute. Very cute.

More mugshots @ http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/sname01
search for draheim....

Hasni Mubarak: You're welcome (new window)[Insert albums of Allison Stokke]

Don't fret if you'll never be able to hit it, beauty is only temporary. In just a few short years she'll be looking almost exactly like the person on her right. *shudders*

No Such Agency: sabatoa:
Kinda reminds me of....

THAT girl. Oh, she's cute. Very cute.

someone on fark is related to her. iirc.

..on HER right.

/still on my first cup of coffee

Wow, what a cutie.

#3?

Face tats: your sure-fire ticket to chronic unemployment.

From her myspace

'Pin a blasphemous note about Islam on his shirt, then bundle Mr. Tattoo-head-with-dotted-line-around-neck into a wrapped surprise package (complete with hidden webcam) and send it to a Pakistani Al Quaeda cell. Wouldn't you love to see the delighted look on their faces!

And what's with that fat would-be demon dude with the farking horns?

And Mr. Wanna-be-kind-of-Maori-looking, with that wretched red scrawl all over his nose and cheeks?

What are these people THINKING?

/will not sleep well for days thinking about their ability to procreate and vote.

It's a shame to see how tragic her life has become since they canceled "Friends."

That looks like a bridesmaid dress. So me thinks she got popped for DUI on her way home from the wedding reception.

Allie Sin's tattoos are hot. I don't know why so many people don't seem to like them. Its not like she is completely covered in them, and they aren't distasteful. Just something a little different, I guess it scares people too much.

Oh_Enough_Already
Bottom line, porn is pro sports for women.

Right. Little girls all want to be porn stars. Mothers coach their daughters on practicing their porn moves. Dads stand there clapping and beaming with pride when their daughter gets a scene on camera. Female cops let porn stars off of traffic tickets because they admire them. Women play armature porn at Thanksgiving hoping to be like their heroes in pro porn. At my office the girls have a fantasy porn game where we win money based on how our "ream" scores. I am sure in your world all these things make perfect sense.

It is what it is. Use it if you must. How other people make money or get off isn't my business. Just the same, from looking at the titles I see in the Internet, a lot of it is degrading not to just women but to people. If it were erotic or respectable, you wouldn't use words like "biatch", "slut" or "whore" to describe the actresses. There is nothing wrong with sex or the human body until people make it nasty, and no puritan or anti-sex crusader can turn me off like the people who make and buy the gross kind of porn (and most of it appears gross, though it isn't my thing soI honestly don't know).

I am not saying it should be banned, but stop pretending it is better than what it is. You don't have to feel sorry for the "stars", but they are NOT like pro athletes. Female pro athlete are like pro athletes, but not as popular.

#3...

Nicky Hilton?

That's a sad story about Allie Sin...WHOA nice rack on her! And she takes it up the pooper!

uh yeah, sad, um...

Jack Torrence: That looks like a bridesmaid dress. So me thinks she got popped for DUI on her way home from the wedding reception.

LOL, what are you, Columbo?

Just fap to her bewbs like the rest of us!

/damn funny comment
//you're probably right
///most likely bathroom cat fight

strathmeyer, that's farking brilliant. It actually looks like the halo is the source of light in the picture... perfectly positioned. I take off every hat I have to you!

Aunt Crabby: Oh_Enough_Already
Bottom line, porn is pro sports for women.

Right. Little girls all want to be porn stars. Mothers coach their daughters on practicing their porn moves. Dads stand there clapping and beaming with pride when their daughter gets a scene on camera. Female cops let porn stars off of traffic tickets because they admire them. Women play armature porn at Thanksgiving hoping to be like their heroes in pro porn. At my office the girls have a fantasy porn game where we win money based on how our "ream" scores. I am sure in your world all these things make perfect sense.

I'm totally stealing your idea.

This sounds awesome.

(A man can dream, right?)

Thanks!!!

P.S.

If it was as awful to most people as it is to you it wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar industry.

50000000 Double Anal fans can't be wrong.

I need the back story on #12; I think I may have known her...

Dude with the scissor neck tat was on wife swap!

/I kid you not

I'm a little frightened by the number of commenters willing to hit #6 yet failing to notice the obvious herp scars around her mouth. I'm guessing that's not the only place.

It's a day of contrasts.

The scissors-neck fool is the biggest retard I've seen on Fark in some time.

While this girl has the most wholesome, appealing, attractive mugshot I have ever seen:



She's probably as cute as the Snorg Tees girl!

Oh_Enough_Already
If it was as awful to most people as it is to you it wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar industry.

50000000 Double Anal fans can't be wrong.

Hee hee. Some people pay lots of money for all sorts of gross things (especially if most of the "people" paying are men). :P I would say it's more icky and creepy than "awful" but whatever floats your boat. Just admit porn is porn and no better than it aught to be.

I'm just going to believe number three forgot to pay a seat belt ticket. She has an amazing wholesome beauty.

To anyone interested:

#2 (pops to his site) ran a Freakshow called 'CutThroat Freak Show'. He was arrested for beating his long time girlfriend/partner at the freakshow 'Princess Anna'. A quote from her :

"I was abused for about 4 hours the other day. I have 2 black eyes, busted capillarities, a lot of contusions, a bruised brain, some cracked ribs, and a bit of cuts and scrapes. I am doing fine and am healing fast."


-A picture of her eyes a few days after.
Hope the fark gets quite some time.

#3's name is Lexi Belle FYI, if anybody actually wants to know


/feels disgusted that I know that

someothermonkey:
#3 is Lexi Belle?

I don't think so. This is Lexi Belle, and it doesn't look anything like #3:

NSFW!!! NSFW!!! Seriously not NSFW:

http://lexibelle.info/

Someothermonkey: #3's name is Lexi Belle FYI, if anybody actually wants to know


/feels disgusted that I know that

nope- I'm not buying that, sorry.

Wow. #3 looks just like an old high school girlfriend. Hot. I may need to go fap to the mental rolodex now.

As for Allie Sin, I had no idea she was from Flint. She must have been the last hittable person living in that wasteland. Good thing she got out. And unlike most of the people left in Flint, at least she's got a job.

I don't think #3 is Lexi Belle. While the face kind of looks the same, in all the pictures I could find during a quick GIS, Lexi has hazel eyes. #3 has distinctly blue eyes.



Lexi

The plot thickens!!! Or something.

thehumancannonball:
Also, #3 has a mole or beauty mark on her neck that Lexi does not.

elrond: Also, #3 has a mole or beauty mark on her neck that Lexi does not.

Also, they don't look shiat like each other

Ravager: Those silly Gallente could never pull off the face paint like a Minmatar!

/arrr!

I think the guy might be a future disciple of you-know-who.

State_College_Arsonist: According to this page Allie Sin filmed a scene that included her half-sister, Astrid. If that's not a signal for some sort of intervention...I don't know what is.

Sadly true... While most of Porn Storys are marketing BS, this one isn't. The girls look very much alike if they are not sisters they have to be cousins. They do not touch each other but do share the same guys.

Another sister act is on it now too, Whitney and Britney Stevens just shot a scene together and they are actually touch each other.

/Yes I'm going to Hell
//May as well enjoy the trip

Is it just me or are the years really starting to take a toll on Al Gore?

#2 is VERY VERY familar, his name is Jeremy and he appeared on ABC's "Wife Swap" in their second season in episode #15



Link (Kinison/Czerniawski)

The below introduction transcript was taken from ABC's website "Wife Swap" on the Kinison Family

Anna Kinison (26) and her husband, Jeremy (27), of Arizona, are both freak show performers; Anna has stars tattooed on her face and Jeremy has big red claw marks on his cheeks and metal horns sprouting out of his forehead. Anna lays on a bed of nails while husband Jeremy breathes fire and lifts weights with his eyelids.

Their kids, Cataya (7) and Ryan (6), have both been brought up around the freak show -- daughter Cataya is the youngest escape artist in America and can't wait to join the show full time. Both children do well at school, and their parents are very strict about the kids' homework.

Despite their freaky appearance, the Kinisons are a very traditional family: Mom Anna does all the cooking and cleaning, and sees it as her job to have a hot meal on the table for her husband when he gets home from work. The kids don't have their friends over very much. Instead they hang out with their parents' friends, who are around all the time, and even go to 'Bicker Night' at a local restaurant, where everyone vents their feelings in public - shouting insults and drawing as much attention to themselves as possible.

A YouTube video clip from his Cut Throat Freak Show

Link (Cut Throat Freak Show)

2 looks like the Home Alone kid.

lowtolerance: Is it just me or are the years really starting to take a toll on Al Gore?

He's obviously become a pirate to help stop global warming.