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steveGswine: What fragile legal justification is there to include the bottom third of this picture in the frame?
(Note: Not Complaining)

"Be sure and get her bewbs, Ed."

I think it's to show the length of her hair. At least that's the excuse I'd give if I was asked after taking that picture.

Crown_of_Shoes: You forgot college athletes. NCAA should be ashamed of what it does to poor black youth, with the money generated by college sports, the utter lack of pay, and the mere appearance of "education."

College athletes get a free education, worth thousands of dollars (esp at my alma mater), and an opportunity to hone their skills and mature before entering a professional league.

If their education is more "the mere appearance of education", it's not the NCAA's fault. They are free to choose whatever major the want. Their athletic dept provides them with athlete-only study halls and pays for tutors at almost every school.

I've known college athletes (who later went pro but only for a couple of years) who did happen to choose real majors and studied and went to real classes.

That being said, I do think the athlete should get every cent of any jersey with his/her number or every poster with his image if the university chooses to license that stuff. And I think scholarships should allow them more leeway to travel home by plane (if necessary) at least three times a year, as well as provide for transportation (a reasonable car) for when they're on campus. Beyond that, I'm absolutely opposed to the idea of paying student-athletes anything.

Natedogtx: MY FIRST THOUGHT EXACTLY -- Haley Joel Osment!

good going and thanks!

phukitol

"The world needs ditch diggers porn stars too!"

Hahahaha, You owe a keyboard, dawg!

Isn't #12 Nicky Hilton, sibling of Paris?

Time for a different shirt.

It looks like he drew a map of his nasal cavity and sinuses with a Sharpie.

/wow.

Fuggin Bizzy: It's pretty much all upside for a professional athlete - money, fame, financial security. That's probably part of being a porn star too, but when you throw in the loss of personal dignity, drug addiction, ongoing physical and sexual abuse

We all know that There isn't a drug problem in sports, and It's all upside for pro atheletes

superbovine: Aman: I agree and I want.

But I want this too....

You're welcome (new window)
[Insert albums of Allison Stokke]

That's a little creepy, and I feel a bit dirty going there. How old is she? Like 17?

You know, when she's 22, she's going to wander into an AA meeting,and everybody will be like, 'Hey, Alison.'

Oh, and I'm hoping #3 got caught nude sunbathing, and knows it's just a \$50 fine and her Daddy Lawyer will probably make it go away. Again.

For some odd reason, this thread reminded me of this :

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
hiatchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself
to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And
then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering
Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby
formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the transformer a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

-Bloodhound Gang

CtrlAltDelete: She looks kinda like Haley Joel Osment in a wig.

Does this mean that she sees dead dicks a lot?

lostcat: Is it just me, or does contemporary porn suck?

It absolutely sucks. It's almost as if there's some sort of rule that the girl has to be absolutely humiliated. My first experiences with porn were finding old playboy magazines (from the 70s) in an old house. No implants, nobody getting spit on...

Today 90% of the girls have these nasty round implants and look like they're strung out on smack. I do wonder about boys whose first and only experiences with porn is some scene where the girl is verbally abused, spit and pissed on, etc. What will their future interactions with the opposite sex be like? I would imagine if they ever got any, they'd have a hard time getting another date after that...

/oh, and get off my lawn.

Lundah: #3 and #12 are quite hittable

This

Holy crap. She bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I know. That's farked up.

#3 - Yes
#6 - In a pinch
#10 - Yes
#12 - Hell yes

According to this page Allie Sin filmed a scene that included her half-sister, Astrid. If that's not a signal for some sort of intervention...I don't know what is.

Naomi Watts?

/Shocked

State_College_Arsonist: According to this page Allie Sin filmed a scene that included her half-sister, Astrid. If that's not a signal for some sort of intervention...I don't know what is.

So is ebay the IMDB for porn?

Harry Freakstorm: Well, unbeknown to me, Julio got fired that morning for stealing beer. In fact his manager was there with two cops to make sure Julio didn't come back. I figured, Julio would have said "By the way boss, Frederick needs some thug experience for an upcoming "Law and Order" episode. He'll be here at ten with a toy pistol. Just react to what ever he does." But I guess they fired him pretty quickly as he wasn't able to communicate our plans.

So, I walk in promptly at 10. I am a professional after all. Julio's manager is there. I point the toy gun at him and I yell "Give me everything in the register. I am a thoughoughly desperate soul!" I wasn't too sure about the line. I wrote it myself. I figure "Law and Order" would give me better lines. Julio's boss didn't react, he just stood there. Then, these two cops come out of the back room. Next thing I know, they're pointing 'real' guns at my head. then, I'm on the ground saying "But I'm an "actor"! But they aren't listening.

I LOL'd pretty good.

El Chode: So is ebay the IMDB for porn?

-Beats me. I did look up the scene in question, and Allie Sin and Astrid did appear together. For both their sakes, I hope that Ebay page is incorrect.

1 It's the white arm of the law.
2 Nice ink big thinker.
3 I'd bail her out anytime.
4 Send out your captains for the coin toss.
5 Should have splurged for the jersey.
6 Everyone's been there done that.
7 ware is his puffy shirt?
8 see number 2
9 yes you are one.
10 Easy on the eyes
11 Remember your first tattoo doesn't have to be stupid.
12 The second time I fell in love with a mug shot.
14. I bet you own a Mini Cooper
15. Add me to the hate list.

I'm not going to say anything at all about this mugshot, but I do have a query for the ladies amongst the posters here: How the hell can some of you stand to wake up to faces like this in the morning?

For those amongst us who are a bit perplexed as to the source of this question, it is b/c a female coworker saw this mugshot and screeched

Did house frame her for his Vicodin stash?

Control_this: KerwoodDerby:
Think lower, man...

My first GF had "Daddy's little girl" done as a tramp stamp.

I turned up to see her one weekend, and she was in the tattoo parlour having it finished off.

She asked me what I thought, and I said "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". That wasn't the correct answer apparently.

/broke up the same week

Oh_Enough_Already: State_College_Arsonist: El Chode: So is ebay the IMDB for porn?

-Beats me. I did look up the scene in question, and Allie Sin and Astrid did appear together. For both their sakes, I hope that Ebay page is incorrect.

Link please, or email it to me, email in profile . . . .

Rumor had it she took the sabbatical after she caught the preggars, hence the slight weight gain.

Those silly Gallente could never pull off the face paint like a Minmatar!

/arrr!

El Chode: State_College_Arsonist: According to this page Allie Sin filmed a scene that included her half-sister, Astrid. If that's not a signal for some sort of intervention...I don't know what is.

So is ebay the IMDB for porn?

No, that would be www.iafd.com

Yes, I am a horrible person for knowing that.

fark a duckk

State_College_Arsonist: According to this page Allie Sin filmed a scene that included her half-sister, Astrid. If that's not a signal for some sort of intervention...I don't know what is.

Never heard of the Milton twins have you?

#3 is the new gold standard for mug shots. 20 years from now, no one will even believe her that it was a mug shot. Hell I've seen way worse myspace profile pics, and that's when the people is deliberately trying to show their best side...

serial_crusher: Nobody's mentioned they'd so #12 yet?

Oh! I didn't get that far. Missed this one!

haha @ natedogtx

I didn't recognize her but after looking on Google I've seen pictures of this Allie Sin chick. Hotness. Too many tattoos. Would ignore them all while farking her.

Snoogit: Yarr?

YARRRRRRRR!!!!!!

mai grammer ees knot gud twoday

lol 2 ravager.

All this talk about 6 and 12... but no love for 13?

"Hated by many Love by few"

/facepalm

i think allie sin is very pretty, but if you've seen any of her films, i don't think she ever smiles. even in most of the photographs i've seen, she had this angry/bored/sad look on her face. it kind of bums me out to think that she doesn't even pretend that she enjoys it. really ruins the fantasy.

StrikitRich: By the time she was discharged from Michigan's foster care system in 2004, Draheim was headed to X-rated stardom, performing in 13 different pornographic films that year. Some may have been filmed while she was still an 18-year-old ward of the state, a Journal review of court files and other documents shows.

This does go a long way to explaining the disturbing dead look in her eyes in all her porn.

Looking at a few of them.. and they are hot, gives a whole new meaning to jailhouse rock... But where the hell are their names and the charges against them?.. nuff said.

Kinda reminds me of....

sasbazooka: Did house frame her for his Vicodin stash?

Actually, you're right... THAT's who she reminds me of.

/paging Dr. Cameron...

abb3w: StrikitRich: By the time she was discharged from Michigan's foster care system in 2004, Draheim was headed to X-rated stardom, performing in 13 different pornographic films that year. Some may have been filmed while she was still an 18-year-old ward of the state, a Journal review of court files and other documents shows.

This does go a long way to explaining the disturbing dead look in her eyes in all her porn.

I always wondered if she was self destructive due to the really hard core stuff she's done.

Rawr. I'd hit the one on the left. The one on the right is just there because it's 1 pic. :(

i think i've fapped to this allie chick...

wait, yes, yes i have...

in that case - fap fap fap

\be all over it like a retard on putting day
\\i'd white wash her thunder muffin with my cock snot.. achoo biatch!!

sabatoa: Kinda reminds me of....

Um, no thanks.

sabatoa:
Kinda reminds me of....

THAT girl. Oh, she's cute. Very cute.

More mugshots @ http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/sname01
search for draheim....

Hasni Mubarak: You're welcome (new window)[Insert albums of Allison Stokke]

Don't fret if you'll never be able to hit it, beauty is only temporary. In just a few short years she'll be looking almost exactly like the person on her right. *shudders*

No Such Agency: sabatoa:
Kinda reminds me of....

THAT girl. Oh, she's cute. Very cute.

someone on fark is related to her. iirc.

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