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(Some Guy)   "Oh snap, she stabbed me"   (tribune-democrat.com) divider line 77
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Rat
2008-01-19 04:30:00 PM
The victim was identified as Bruce Dickerson, 21.

© yes, the Bruce Dickerson
 
2008-01-19 04:31:03 PM
article delivers
 
2008-01-19 04:31:06 PM
Say "Word", son?
 
2008-01-19 04:31:07 PM
TheFatManCometh: First to stab, first to win, Weeners, first to...

FatManCometh, meet the filter. Filter? You already know FatManCometh.
 
2008-01-19 04:31:31 PM
www.playwithlinn.com

/obligatory
 
2008-01-19 04:31:45 PM
Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)
 
2008-01-19 04:32:12 PM
17 year old girl, 21 year old boyfriend, there's a child in the mix. Right, this was going to end well.
 
2008-01-19 04:33:01 PM
But did he have on a gold plated diaper?

/what does that even mean?
 
2008-01-19 04:33:16 PM
I come from Johnstown, so I really got a kick out of this story...

\but sad that someone died
\\Wishes Johnstown had less white trash.
\\\is related to plenty of it.
 
2008-01-19 04:33:41 PM
He should have run to the hilllllllllls! Run for his li-ay-ife!
 
2008-01-19 04:38:30 PM
TFA: the victim was heard to have said, "Oh snap, she stabbed me."

I hope this dude had one hell of a sense of humor.



/TheFatManCometh - First to fail.
 
2008-01-19 04:40:33 PM
Oh Snap? Did Johnstown crack open the 1991 Time Capsule already?
 
2008-01-19 04:41:58 PM
img144.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-19 04:42:19 PM
That poor kid - what a thing to witness! Mommy and Daddy getting in a voilent arguement that culminates in Mommy stabbing Daddy to death. I hope the kid winds up with someone who will care for him/her properly.
 
2008-01-19 04:43:11 PM
Rat

© yes, the Bruce Dickerson

Ok, now that was 'milk out the nose' funny..
 
2008-01-19 04:43:38 PM
God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.
 
2008-01-19 04:44:33 PM
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
 
2008-01-19 04:45:01 PM
www.clusterfake.de
 
2008-01-19 04:47:07 PM
i176.photobucket.com

/obligatory
 
2008-01-19 04:47:35 PM
Vantango84: I come from Johnstown, so I really got a kick out of this story...

\but sad that someone died
\\Wishes Johnstown had less white trash.
\\\is related to plenty of it.


Greetings from a former Benshoff Hill resident.
 
2008-01-19 04:49:26 PM
JakePaul: Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)


Those bystanders were pussies.
 
2008-01-19 04:50:20 PM
Rat: The victim was identified as Bruce Dickerson, 21.

© yes, the Bruce Dickerson


Still needs more cowbell.
 
2008-01-19 04:50:34 PM
Guessing by the logic of the demographic of people who use the term "oh, snap". (Jerry Springer guests) This guy had it coming to him. One less white trash to spread anymore of his seed.

So, she was 16 when she got knocked up? Why wasn't the guy charged with statutory rape?

God hates white trash.
 
2008-01-19 04:50:54 PM
why was there a large kitchen knife on a bunk bed?
 
2008-01-19 04:53:08 PM
dude, you just got stabbed. it's ok to use strong language.
 
2008-01-19 04:53:44 PM
img505.imageshack.us
 
2008-01-19 04:54:24 PM
I love how she found the knife on a bunk-bed.

"Well I knew Bobby always slept with his pet knife 'Mr. Stabby' so when Rich and I got fighting I let Mr. Stabby do what he does best!"
 
2008-01-19 04:58:45 PM
moeriscus: God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.

That phrase has been around loooong before that movie. Last time I checked, writers sometimes use phrases that already exist.
 
2008-01-19 05:04:32 PM
TheFatManCometh: First to stab, first to win, Weeners, first to...

Do you have a learning disability?
 
2008-01-19 05:11:05 PM
Nice job, TheFatManCometh Managing to make the initial comment is such a cool thing to do

(sarcasm off)
 
2008-01-19 05:19:43 PM
She said she located a knife on a bunk bed and stabbed the victim. The knife was described as a large, kitchen knife.

Who leaves a knife on a kid's bunkbed?
 
2008-01-19 05:23:38 PM
Creme de la Crap: moeriscus: God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.

That phrase has been around loooong before that movie. Last time I checked, writers sometimes use phrases that already exist.


Allow me to help you out here. The word is popularized. Can you type that word without too much trouble? Cause if you can I would like you to go to www.dictionary.com and put the word in there. Then you can learn a whole new word, now isnt that fun? This will tell you that the definition of popularized is not the same as the defenition of invented. Now grab some milk and cookies, sit down, and STFU.
 
2008-01-19 05:23:51 PM
spillary: why was there a large kitchen knife on a bunk bed?

because the pull-out was stuck?
 
2008-01-19 05:25:23 PM
Creme de la Crap: moeriscus: God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.

That phrase has been around loooong before that movie. Last time I checked, writers sometimes use phrases that already exist.


Fair enough... Though I would say that it probably only became ubiquitous among the younger crowd with its appearance in the aforementioned movie...

/somewhat lacking in pop culture knowledge
//should get out more
 
2008-01-19 05:31:33 PM
moeriscus: Creme de la Crap: moeriscus: God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.

That phrase has been around loooong before that movie. Last time I checked, writers sometimes use phrases that already exist.

Fair enough... Though I would say that it probably only became ubiquitous among the younger crowd with its appearance in the aforementioned movie...

/somewhat lacking in pop culture knowledge
//should get out more


Hey now, don't be hastyy. I wouldn't know jack about pop culture if I was 'getting out' all the time.
 
2008-01-19 05:31:56 PM
i19.tinypic.com
 
2008-01-19 05:31:58 PM
McCoy was arraigned Friday night before District Judge John W. Barron of Upper Yoder Township.

///Stab- or stab not- there is no snap.

///Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to snapping. Snapping leads to stabbing.

//Seriously, what a horrible incident- but like any good Farker, I couldn't resist!
 
2008-01-19 05:32:47 PM
Time to add kitchen knives to the list!
 
2008-01-19 05:34:15 PM
Allow me to help you out here. The word is popularized. Can you type that word without too much trouble? Cause if you can I would like you to go to www.dictionary.com and put the word in there. Then you can learn a whole new word, now isnt that fun? This will tell you that the definition of popularized is not the same as the defenition of invented. Now grab some milk and cookies, sit down, and STFU.

OH, SNAP!!!!
 
2008-01-19 05:37:43 PM
brimstoner: Allow me to help you out here. The word is popularized. Can you type that word without too much trouble? Cause if you can I would like you to go to www.dictionary.com and put the word in there. Then you can learn a whole new word, now isnt that fun? This will tell you that the definition of popularized is not the same as the defenition of invented. Now grab some milk and cookies, sit down, and STFU.

i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-01-19 05:40:38 PM
JakePaul 2008-01-19 04:31:45 PM
Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)


That was so horrifying! Not just the fact that this guy is stabbing his wife over and over again in the middle of the street, but that passersby take such a long time to intervene-- and poorly, at that. God forbid I ever needed help from a bystander in *that* town!
 
2008-01-19 05:41:46 PM
Oh, no she d'int!?

Oh my - That's a stabbing.
 
2008-01-19 05:57:24 PM
Dying is whack.
 
2008-01-19 06:08:20 PM
brimstoner: Creme de la Crap: moeriscus: God I hope my parting words don't involve a phrase popularized by derek zoolander.

That phrase has been around loooong before that movie. Last time I checked, writers sometimes use phrases that already exist.

Allow me to help you out here. The word is popularized. Can you type that word without too much trouble? Cause if you can I would like you to go to www.dictionary.com and put the word in there. Then you can learn a whole new word, now isnt that fun? This will tell you that the definition of popularized is not the same as the defenition of invented. Now grab some milk and cookies, sit down, and STFU.


i10.tinypic.com
 
2008-01-19 06:15:21 PM
JakePaul: Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)


Oh my god. Few things truly horrify me. That was one.
 
2008-01-19 06:28:14 PM
hatelabs: Dying is whack.

lol
 
2008-01-19 06:45:08 PM
Frank Anthrax: JakePaul: Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)

Those bystanders were pussies.


Seriously, not surprising this happened in Europe, where I am pretty sure they are pumping estrogen into the water supply. Not only were the bystanders giant vaginas, the attacker had all that time and couldn't finish off a woman who was lying on her back and was virtually unable to defend herself. Fail all around.

Here, *In America*, you could almost be certain that if a guy tried to stab a woman to death in a crowded place like that there would be at least one "likes to fight" guy and probably several that would open a giant can of whupass on the dude. Because, if there is one thing we Americans like to do and are good at, it is fight, be it with a guy on the street, other countries, whatever.
 
2008-01-19 06:47:10 PM
The knife was described as a large, kitchen knife.

But WAIT!..if you order right now...we'll throw in the
ginsu steamer......Hurry..
 
2008-01-19 06:50:56 PM
Those are even worse dying words than "Yo, check what I can do!" or "told u Iwas hardcore"
 
2008-01-19 07:04:33 PM
Solarex: Frank Anthrax: JakePaul: Unimpressed.

Link (Extremely Graphic)

Those bystanders were pussies.

Seriously, not surprising this happened in Europe, where I am pretty sure they are pumping estrogen into the water supply. Not only were the bystanders giant vaginas, the attacker had all that time and couldn't finish off a woman who was lying on her back and was virtually unable to defend herself. Fail all around.

Here, *In America*, you could almost be certain that if a guy tried to stab a woman to death in a crowded place like that there would be at least one "likes to fight" guy and probably several that would open a giant can of whupass on the dude. Because, if there is one thing we Americans like to do and are good at, it is fight, be it with a guy on the street, other countries, whatever.


Or, we'd have someone who can legally carry a concealed firearm walk up and blow that dude's brains out from short range.

/would have loved to have been the person to do it
 
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