The Sun forgot that meat on cheese wouldn't be kosher.

I love how the school justified telling kids what they could and couldn't discuss by saying this:

We frequently ask students to look at all manner of other view-points so they gain a full understanding of a topic

D'oh. I misread the horribly written article. Still a dumbass move on the school's part. Going with their premise, you'd very rapidly end up with an air pizza.

I'll take mine with half spotted owl and half clubbed baby seal, please.

...and yet people still complain when I order one with anchovies...

Well, what's the sauce options?

Wow. Now pizza toppings offend someone.

Wankers.

Churchill2004: The Sun forgot that meat on cheese wouldn't be kosher.

I love how the school justified telling kids what they could and couldn't discuss by saying this:

We frequently ask students to look at all manner of other view-points so they gain a full understanding of a topic

If and when hubby and I have kids, I want to homeschool them. The educational system is so farked up. Hearing stuff like this just makes it worse.

Ohiofarker: Wow. Now pizza toppings offend someone.

RTFA.

No pork? Article is full of Muslim appeasement.

/Large please
/bacon, ham, and pepperoni

I can think of more offensive, like kitten,baby and sea turtle with cheese made from the blood of 47 virgins.

wooops not as original as I thought.

gigamortis: I can think of more offensive, like kitten,baby and sea turtle with cheese made from the blood of 47 virgins.

Virgin blood doesn't curdle. It can't make cheese.

/Everyone knows that.

OK, I need to get my hands on whale bacon. Somehow I do not think I will be able to buy it at Wegman's.

/Japan here I come!

"omnis_evil_twin Virgin blood doesn't curdle. It can't make cheese.

/Everyone knows that."

It does when you mix it with nun come.

UrinalPooper: OK, I need to get my hands on whale bacon. Somehow I do not think I will be able to buy it at Wegman's.


I would love to try some whale bacon. That sounds like it might be pretty good.

/not joking
//open minded when it comes to food
///i even like vegetarian cooking

Ohiofarker: Wow. Now pizza toppings offend someone.

Wankers.

no. some wankers were afraid that pizza toppings could offend someone.

Nerdy white men with goatees like to talk about their love of random animal meat in internet threads.

You're so edgy, we get it.

Baby seal clubbing, hilarious, we get it. Stop already.

/I bet you hate hippies too. Stop being hack.

Larry Labia: Nerdy white men with goatees like to talk about their love of random animal meat in internet threads.

You're so edgy, we get it.

Baby seal clubbing, hilarious, we get it. Stop already.

/I bet you hate hippies too. Stop being hack.


Agrees

Who but The Sun would put Swiss cheese on a pizza?

GB. What a shiathole.

They try like mad to make the most "un-PC" pizza ever, and leave off pork because it might offend the muslims.

Hilarious. Can't even be manly about being politically incorrect. POlitically incorrect pork is the *first* thing to pop to mind.

Whale Bacon

In Brooklyn they'll kill you for ordering a Hawaiian pizza, i.e. Canadian bacon and pineapple.

Don't mess with a New Yoakuh's pizza.

I'm That Guy: Whale Bacon

Oh wow... that looks good.

I was wondering if it was served raw like fish or cooked.

Foie gras


That is all I have to say

Just clicked on "The winger and his minger" under top stories on the right of this article.

Oh. My.

melancholy_art: No pork? Article is full of Muslim appeasement.

/Large please
/bacon, ham, and pepperoni

LuckyPierre: GB. What a shiathole.

They try like mad to make the most "un-PC" pizza ever, and leave off pork because it might offend the muslims.

Hilarious. Can't even be manly about being politically incorrect. POlitically incorrect pork is the *first* thing to pop to mind.

Muslims and Jews get your hate speech right next time

Im not offended. They should have tried harder. Their lack of effort offends me.

Also, why was I banned for a day for threadjacking? Makes no sense.

You mean they can make bacon from an animal bigger than a pig? Science be praised.

Larry Labia: Nerdy white men with goatees like to talk about their love of random animal meat in internet threads.

You're so edgy, we get it.

Baby seal clubbing, hilarious, we get it. Stop already.

/I bet you hate hippies too. Stop being hack.

Shutup and eat those "tasty" alfalfa sprouts, hippie!!

Bomb Head Mohammed: Ohiofarker: Wow. Now pizza toppings offend someone.

RTFA.

FTFA: (2 parter)

TFA:
Pupils were told to discuss which toppings might upset religious groups, veggies or people with allergies.

Response from TFA:
In response, The Sun's culinary experts have cooked up the most unPC pizza in Britain, with ingredients to offend everyone.

...TOPPINGS that might upset...

Pizza toppings upsetting someone.

It's not that hard to read and comprehend the article. Someone somewhere (I assume a teacher) is teaching that there are things {like pizza toppings} that upset people.

OK fine...dont put baby seal eyes or childrens' foreskins on your pizza.

I suggest you read the article.

heh...bombheadmoohammy...that's funny!

And it will taste like ass x 5

Larry Labia: Nerdy white men with goatees like to talk about their love of random animal meat in internet threads.

You're so edgy, we get it.

Baby seal clubbing, hilarious, we get it. Stop already.

/I bet you hate hippies too. Stop being hack.

Larry Labia is your real name, isn't it?

bingo the psych-o: I'm That Guy: Whale Bacon

Oh wow... that looks good.

I was wondering if it was served raw like fish or cooked.

I had the opportunity to try whale bacon in Japan a few years ago, and was pretty disappointed. Kinda tasted like regular bacon sauteed in cod liver oil.

/also got to eat things like raw horsemeat
//yum!

Wtf, why would they even consider the idea? Aren't crackers over 90% of the population of the UK, why is there such catering to super small minority opinions?

I know no one ACTUALLY complained or anything, but the idea to make that stupid pizza for the class project or whatever it was is so dumb.

those poor nuts, they never had a chance.

Oldiron_79: You mean they can make bacon from an animal bigger than a pig? Science be praised.

Actually you can make bacon with cow flank also. President Eisenhower used to purchase it from a small butcher shop in East Conway, New Hampshire. The only way I know this of course is The fact that I worked there (not in the same era of course) and have had other customers special order it.

You forgot the method of cooking.

Baked in an oven fired by American flags and scribed copies of the koran and torah, doused liberally with oil rendered from California Condors.

When did people get the farked up idea that they had a right to not be offended by something?

cerberus9: When did people get the farked up idea that they had a right to not be offended by something?

When they realized they had a right to speak up and let people know that they are being offended. It still doesn't mean that they aren't being overly sensitive, or that the opposition may have a point. People don't always realize offensiveness is a two way street.

I prefer my pizza topped with 9/11 widow's tears and orphan blood but I guess that would work for me...

UrinalPooper: OK, I need to get my hands on whale bacon. Somehow I do not think I will be able to buy it at Wegman's.

/Japan here I come!

Thank goodness I live near a Mitsuwa Marketplace.

Moichido
Sorry, whale bacon is delicious raw or cooked, it has a quite delicate taste. I think someone was messing with the gaijin or clearing out the back of the fridge. I suggest that you try it "one more time".

If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

I'm fine with it as long as they leave off the farking pineapple.

Now THAT shiat is offensive.

Two Dogs Farking: Gobobo: Just clicked on "The winger and his minger" under top stories on the right of this article.

You'll want to go here then (^)

Thanks.

/Dolphin pizza, mmmmm...